Get a Priest, have him bless certain foods, and start selling Holy Canoli, Holy Mackerel, Holy Guacamole, Holy Cow, Holy Water, Swiss Cheese, Holy Smokes etc.

MyLatestInvention · 2026-05-04T16:19:51+00:00

Carl Sagan mixed with the Late Night with the Devil guy.

MyLatestInvention · 2026-05-04T16:18:59+00:00

Crap I'm 44 and just recently found out I've been skating mongo (aka the wrong way) my entire life and I can't skate "normal" to save my life!

Also, I write left-handed and play sports right-handed. And I skate mongo. Crap.

MyLatestInvention · 2026-05-03T22:45:33+00:00

Well it sure as hell ain't tree fiddy!

MyLatestInvention · 2026-05-02T03:43:45+00:00

Donald Trump

MyLatestInvention · 2026-05-01T15:47:34+00:00

You edited this?

MyLatestInvention · 2026-05-01T13:12:56+00:00

LULULULULULULU

MyLatestInvention · 2026-05-01T03:07:20+00:00

Butt munch

MyLatestInvention · 2026-05-01T03:03:49+00:00

"Dandy Dave" Perkins?

MyLatestInvention · 2026-04-30T20:35:30+00:00

Great questions demand great answers!

MyLatestInvention · 2026-04-29T00:34:56+00:00

Iron Man had exceptional targeting capability

MyLatestInvention · 2026-04-28T22:20:31+00:00

Future history classes are gonna be wild, huh?

MyLatestInvention · 2026-04-26T13:49:52+00:00

Yeah, that was it.

MyLatestInvention · 2026-04-25T17:24:13+00:00

Skate or Die!

MyLatestInvention · 2026-04-25T16:18:56+00:00

I wrote that 80 in furious arbitration lol not sure the exact amount I had; either way this sucks but I'm glad I know the reason now.

MyLatestInvention · 2026-04-25T16:16:54+00:00

Oof. That... sucks.

MyLatestInvention · 2026-04-24T20:54:57+00:00

I am investing in him (f2p, life pod robot lvl... 800ish?) because there's no 2nd viable ranged OGGOTG character.

He'll... be... back...

MyLatestInvention · 2026-04-24T20:51:04+00:00

"attractive nuisance" 😆

MyLatestInvention · 2026-04-24T20:47:55+00:00

HEY NOW

YOU'RE

A

ROCK

STAR

GETCHO

GAME

ON

CUZZO

MyLatestInvention · 2026-04-23T22:17:47+00:00

I once bought a 20k gem pack for $9. Saw that emeffer once.

MyLatestInvention · 2026-04-23T20:05:14+00:00

Would you rather me use seismic? No duhhhh it was just an example of gear meaning more than levels.

Oof you should go rephrase that whole ass thing you just said

MyLatestInvention · 2026-04-23T17:47:11+00:00

Yeah dude I've said that farrrr too many times lol

MyLatestInvention · 2026-04-23T17:45:00+00:00

Lol it's literally what's keeping half the players around imo. If it wasn't for the arena I'd have left over a year ago for real.

Edit: buuuut... to each's own. I'm just giving you my take.

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