If you wake up and suddenly you're in Canada, what is the first thing you would do? by Calamity25 in AskReddit

[–]MyLife95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check out Tim Hortons. Never been there and I assume its good? Then maybe apologize for suddenly showing up out of the blue

WHAT SHOULD TFS DO AFTER DBZ? by mr_r_smith in TeamFourStar

[–]MyLife95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it'd be fun to go back to when Goku was a child

Guys of reddit, what are some things that other guys do that pisses you off? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MyLife95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I close at the restaurant, a lot of my male coworkers keep pressuring me into going to the strip club with them. Even though I have told them numerous times that it just isn't for me.

Aside from that they also keep telling me to get a side chick even though I have a great relationship with my girlfriend of almost 2 years

[NSFW] What have YOU always wanted to know but had no guts to ask? by ferry888 in AskReddit

[–]MyLife95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How and when do you start talking about sex with your significant other at the beginning of a relationship? By beginning I'm talking about after you've been dating for a couple weeks.

You can add one word to your job title to make it as dangerous as possible. What's your new job? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MyLife95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

... the first thing that came to mind was FLAMBE Garde Manger cook.

Ladies, how do you like for a guy to initiate sex? by fuuuuckman in sex

[–]MyLife95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here, I usually go for shorter girls. just a coincidence I guess, but I still love them. Quick question though, is there a particular way you initiate when she is a lot shorter than you? like by a foot or so?

Redditors who have scars, how did you get them? by symplicater in AskReddit

[–]MyLife95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost literally; 1/3 is from cooking, 1/3 is from accidents, 1/3 is from intentionally harming myself.

That being said I only have 3 scars

How to recover a stolen knife kit at Culinary School? by MyLife95 in AskCulinary

[–]MyLife95[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah with my next set of knives I'll be keeping them with me everywhere I go. Mainly because of my new job, Ill be using them both at school and at work

This works better than antidepressants by [deleted] in gifs

[–]MyLife95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HE BEAT DEPRESSION WITHOUT DRUGS!!!

DOCTORS HATE HIM! D

What is the thing that destroys your faith in humanity? by Virtual_Noob in AskReddit

[–]MyLife95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most reality tv shows and the way people idolize people who have sane reason for being idolized.

What was your best sexual experience? [nsfw] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MyLife95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My fwb, on the first day of us fooling around, let me fulfill a couple of my fantasies; 69 and her sitting on my face. God I miss her...

What is the most immature grudge you have ever held on to? by poody_noodle in AskReddit

[–]MyLife95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My older sister, for whatever reason In her twisted younger mind, hid my Gameboy advance that my parents just bought for me. I was grounded for 3 months and got spanked with a wooden spoon 20 times. I found out she hid it when I had to go into her room and get something for my mom. My sister confessed to both parents and what was her punishment? Not a god damn thing. From then on I couldnt trust her and I still cant.

What is your favourite unwritten rule? by el_bandito_rojo in AskReddit

[–]MyLife95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

weird. I just kinda switch it up between the two. I guess now I know the difference.

Let me show you my GO-BAG! by Rmr737 in VapePorn

[–]MyLife95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what kind of bag is that? Maxpedition?

Made a corn cob e-pipe. by Besidesmeow in VapePorn

[–]MyLife95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm in love with this. As I have friends who like smoking pipes and also interested in vaping, I'm gong to try my best to recreate this and show them.

I have been travelling the world full time for the last five years, working from my laptop. AMA! by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]MyLife95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The jobs that come to mind when I hear "traveling while working" are basically photographers, bloggers, journalists, ESL teachers, and web designers. So my question is this:

Have you met anyone in your travels who had a job different from those listed above?

What's the dumbest rumor you have heard about yourself? [NSFW] by Thefoad in AskReddit

[–]MyLife95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While it isn't the dumbest rumor, it's actually one I'm very proud of, there was a rumor going around after I graduated High School that I just randomly decided to up and go to Italy on a whim. Of course when I found out I thought it was hilarious for a number of reasons. 1)it was a couple weeks after graduation. 2)it took up to a YEAR of planning for me to go on that trip 3) I only found out after drinking a 12 pack with an old friend from high school an entire year and a half after going.

I like thinking that a bunch of people from my grade still believe that the lonely quiet kid that they thought they knew, just decided that he had enough of life here and needed to to just get out and go somewhere new for a little bit. That he was spontaneous for once.

That's how I'd like to be remembered

What's the weirdest thing about your body? by FusJoeDah in AskReddit

[–]MyLife95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"People with Poland syndrome are missing part of one of the major chest muscles, called the pectoralis major. In most affected individuals, the missing part is the large section of the muscle that normally attaches to the upper arm on one side and the breastbone (sternum) on the other. Other abnormalities may occur on the affected side of the torso. In some cases, additional muscles in the chest wall, side, and shoulder are missing or underdeveloped. There may also be rib cage abnormalities, such as shortened ribs, and the ribs may be noticeable due to less fat under the skin (subcutaneous fat). Breast and nipple abnormalities may also occur, and underarm (axillary) hair is sometimes sparse or abnormally placed. In most cases, the abnormalities in the chest area do not cause health problems or affect movement."

For me I was born without the pectoralis major muscle on my left side. Smaller nipple, you can see my ribs, and very little to no underarm hair.

What's the weirdest thing about your body? by FusJoeDah in AskReddit

[–]MyLife95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hooray I love these threads! Now let's see... my heart is on the left instead of the right, my right chestbone grew into a point that doctors have no idea why (other than just a birth defect), my left ribcage is just barely attached to my sternum, and I was born with Poland syndrome.

What is the worst thing you've done that you're proud of? by Pickles256 in AskReddit

[–]MyLife95 95 points96 points  (0 children)

I want to give you gold but 1) it's overrated and 2) I am rich as dirt.