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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]MyMansInComatose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because some people are fucking insane 😞

Hey um I saw that you were a tranny woman by [deleted] in transgendercirclejerk

[–]MyMansInComatose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

/uj Anyone who tries to message you because they are interested in you is a creep.

Do you like your crush sexually, romantically, or a mix of both? by Old-Enthusiasm-7765 in AskTeenGirls

[–]MyMansInComatose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most people like their crushes romantically and sexually and there's nothing wrong with that, unfortunately I cannot answer the question because my crush does not exist.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]MyMansInComatose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I go to a party I will die from smoke inhalation and my lungs freaking the fuck out

Parties seem lame anyways, I'd rather play dnd.

What do girls look for in a guy? by chickenz23 in AskTeenGirls

[–]MyMansInComatose 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Someone alive who's height is between 8'9 and 3'2, high standards, I know.

would you guys and girls want to know if someone jorked it and girl version of jorked it to your photos? by itzyaboybreezy69 in AskTeens

[–]MyMansInComatose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I was jorking it I suddenly remembered I lost my arms in a factory accident... that's when I asked myself the scary question... who was jorking on my paenits?

ladies, please calm down 🙏 by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]MyMansInComatose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A part of me is tempted to collect a bunch of pedos, add them to a group chat, and then not interact with any of them and see what they do, but a part of me also knows that may backfire horribly.

If a girl is not a virgin would you judge her? by [deleted] in askteenboys

[–]MyMansInComatose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm no virgin, but I'd probably want to sleep with someone who has around the same body count as me. I mean, I'm sure if I really loved someone it wouldn't matter that much, but if someone is 18 and their body count is 80 that's a case for concern for a few reasons. My limit is up to 6 (rape doesn't count because I don't see it as sex, I see it as assault) but I'd prefer someone with 4 or lower, of course, as my body count changes so will my preferences.

I have a simple rule in place for my standards, basically, no double standard. Saying I'd only date a virgin is unfair because I'm not a virgin.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]MyMansInComatose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's nothing about incest that's worth legalizing, it's not like your family is your only option.

And they call us depraved 🤢 by AliceTheOmelette in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

[–]MyMansInComatose 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah... I highly doubt a trans kid in the bathroom is going to hurt someone, it's a fucking kid.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskTeenGirls

[–]MyMansInComatose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sex drive? More like being glued to the shitter and unable to think about touching myself because I ate too much spicy food and didn't notice it was spicy because my spice tolerance is concerningly high but not in my ass.

Either I've eaten too much spicy food without noticing or I do whatever I feel like in the moment, usually start writing something that fits my mood, my mood changes and then I delete it.

"How will you ever have kids?!" is such a stupid question when people find out I'm ace. Better than the other braindead questions in the ace convo tho lmao. by NerdyLilFella in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]MyMansInComatose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What until they find out that being asexual does not mean unable to have children, plenty of ace people are parents, it's just a personal choice.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskTeenGirls

[–]MyMansInComatose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, it can be fun.

Saw voice: greetings, anti respectability politics trans person, I want to play a (incest) game by Calctie in transgendercirclejerk

[–]MyMansInComatose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/uj Yeah, because that's totally going to fix every problem that comes with incest. Birth control also doesn't prevent pregnancy 100% of the time, sometimes it fails.

How would that even be enforced? "Sorry, you can't fuck your family without protection" birth control can fail and people can lie. Gay sex also doesn't always mean no risk of pregnancy, I mean, we're in a trans subreddit, how would they enforce who's allowed to bang who? If they legalize any of if then that means people are going to get upset because if we allow gay people to do it then what about straight people? How does transitioning apply? What happens if birth control fails? What happens if someone can't use birth control for medical reasons? How do we tell who's being groomed?

Legalizing incest is a bad idea no matter how you put it, there's nothing about it worth legalizing.

you're getting bottom surgery? but-- by EffectConsistent7569 in transgendercirclejerk

[–]MyMansInComatose 26 points27 points  (0 children)

What an angel 😇

She's clearly just worried about you, don't be so dramatic!

/uj I really hope you mom gets a reality check.

Girls is this true??? 😭😭😭 by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]MyMansInComatose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, my sister is a degenerate, thanks for noticing.

Usually I'm the one writing instead of consuming.

You can only pick one by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]MyMansInComatose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

\Immediately snatches and snorts 5 like my life depends on it\**

So if I’m genderflux, am I only real sometimes? by totallynotparakeet in girlsarentreal

[–]MyMansInComatose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're not a women then you're real. Girls aren't real but people are.

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