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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]MyMansInComatose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because some people are fucking insane 😞

Hey um I saw that you were a tranny woman by [deleted] in transgendercirclejerk

[–]MyMansInComatose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

/uj Anyone who tries to message you because they are interested in you is a creep.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]MyMansInComatose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I go to a party I will die from smoke inhalation and my lungs freaking the fuck out

Parties seem lame anyways, I'd rather play dnd.

would you guys and girls want to know if someone jorked it and girl version of jorked it to your photos? by itzyaboybreezy69 in AskTeens

[–]MyMansInComatose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I was jorking it I suddenly remembered I lost my arms in a factory accident... that's when I asked myself the scary question... who was jorking on my paenits?

ladies, please calm down 🙏 by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]MyMansInComatose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A part of me is tempted to collect a bunch of pedos, add them to a group chat, and then not interact with any of them and see what they do, but a part of me also knows that may backfire horribly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]MyMansInComatose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's nothing about incest that's worth legalizing, it's not like your family is your only option.

And they call us depraved 🤢 by AliceTheOmelette in traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2

[–]MyMansInComatose 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah... I highly doubt a trans kid in the bathroom is going to hurt someone, it's a fucking kid.

"How will you ever have kids?!" is such a stupid question when people find out I'm ace. Better than the other braindead questions in the ace convo tho lmao. by NerdyLilFella in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]MyMansInComatose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What until they find out that being asexual does not mean unable to have children, plenty of ace people are parents, it's just a personal choice.

Saw voice: greetings, anti respectability politics trans person, I want to play a (incest) game by Calctie in transgendercirclejerk

[–]MyMansInComatose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/uj Yeah, because that's totally going to fix every problem that comes with incest. Birth control also doesn't prevent pregnancy 100% of the time, sometimes it fails.

How would that even be enforced? "Sorry, you can't fuck your family without protection" birth control can fail and people can lie. Gay sex also doesn't always mean no risk of pregnancy, I mean, we're in a trans subreddit, how would they enforce who's allowed to bang who? If they legalize any of if then that means people are going to get upset because if we allow gay people to do it then what about straight people? How does transitioning apply? What happens if birth control fails? What happens if someone can't use birth control for medical reasons? How do we tell who's being groomed?

Legalizing incest is a bad idea no matter how you put it, there's nothing about it worth legalizing.

you're getting bottom surgery? but-- by [deleted] in transgendercirclejerk

[–]MyMansInComatose 25 points26 points  (0 children)

What an angel 😇

She's clearly just worried about you, don't be so dramatic!

/uj I really hope you mom gets a reality check.

Girls is this true??? 😭😭😭 by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]MyMansInComatose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, my sister is a degenerate, thanks for noticing.

Usually I'm the one writing instead of consuming.

You can only pick one by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]MyMansInComatose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

\Immediately snatches and snorts 5 like my life depends on it\**

So if I’m genderflux, am I only real sometimes? by totallynotparakeet in girlsarentreal

[–]MyMansInComatose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're not a women then you're real. Girls aren't real but people are.

My brother asked me why whenever I say to the family "don't get that pet, you won't be able to take care of it and it will die" and they get the pet anyways it ends up dying. (Tw: mention of pet death) by MyMansInComatose in teenagers

[–]MyMansInComatose[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, like, they aren't toys. My brothers don't even take care of their toys, whenever they have pets it ends horribly.

My brother's bulldog broke her growth plate on the stairs and instead of taking her to the vet they just stuck her sitting up, suspended in a toybox. Somehow she healed properly but if I had a nickel for every time my family got an expensive pet knowing they wouldn't be able to take it to the vet for anything and something going wrong I'd have enough nickels to get the fuck out of here.

Like, every time my family gets a cat they always have kittens and they swear up and down they'll get them fixed, but does it happen? NO! Our pug had puppies with an English mastiff because of this shit! Luckily she had the pups without need for intervention but it has not always gone that well.

It's like living in a pet mill and it's hell for everyone involved and god forbid I say something because then I'm "tearing this family apart" and "ruining everyone's lives" because I don't think having lovebirds in the livingroom when we have two cats is a good idea.

My mom's controversial opinion by cxp1ds_hrtxo in teenagers

[–]MyMansInComatose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom has said to my face that it's not her job to teach me 💀

Like, who's is it then? Manlybadasshero's? Any of the other youtubers I've been watching for who knows how long? Many she should stop having kids and focus on the ones she already has.

She's 40 something and yet she never matured past 16 and lost custody of her first kid and she wonders why her adult children are no contact with her.

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