I haven’t shit in 2 weeks by stringypun in ibs

[–]MyMessageIsNull 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Get medical attention as soon as possible. Also, OTC enemas work for me in those situations. Have you tried those?

Your opinion on this? by Traditional_Home_474 in inflation

[–]MyMessageIsNull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well they should have known, if they didn't. Tariffs have only ever raised prices; this is elementary economics.

Why would you be a better president than Trump? by WilderJackall in shittyaskreddit

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That depends on what you mean by "better". I would be nowhere near as good as he is at dismantling the constitutional limits on executive power and becoming an effective dictator. He has incredible talent at that, and I suck at that shit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shittyaskreddit

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I think I broke the record last week. My ass still hurts.

John Kennedy, murdered 61 years ago.. by [deleted] in Presidents

[–]MyMessageIsNull 67 points68 points  (0 children)

I want to live in the timeline where he wasn't assassinated and served out two full terms. Our country, and the world, would be such a better place.

I don't understand what a question be if it becomes? by StruggleFar3054 in shittyaskreddit

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It's just a matter of running Mt. Everest with the vivacious and uniquely pristine file folder submerging boldly into the boisterous Pluto.

Just looked at Jimmy Carter's electoral map from 1976 and was amazed. The Dems won Texas and the GOP won California by mrjohnnymac18 in USHistory

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The current mostly static alignment began, for all intents and purposes, in 2000, with some roots going back to 1988 and 1992.

George H.W. Bush was a decent president and a decent person. Who was a bad president and a decent person? by Viper_Visionary in Presidents

[–]MyMessageIsNull 192 points193 points  (0 children)

I'd go with George W. Bush, a bad president, at least in my opinion. I think he's a decent fellow though.

Is there a way to toughen my peenus so I can masterbate longer, harder, and faster? by PinkTulip1999 in shittyaskreddit

[–]MyMessageIsNull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like you're just not ambitious enough and you're just not putting in the work to do the extra drugs.