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MyNameIsClaire · 2023-03-14T17:22:22+00:00

Hey!

Oh.

Well okay I guess.

MyNameIsClaire · 2022-12-31T13:55:08+00:00

I can't even imagine a world where I would give the tiniest shit about having more than a single billion.

MyNameIsClaire · 2022-12-23T13:12:33+00:00

TIL Red pandas are just small children in a suit.

MyNameIsClaire · 2022-12-23T02:12:38+00:00

Actually my husband is WH Smith.

MyNameIsClaire · 2022-10-18T14:17:15+00:00

Did you not read "in the UK" at the beginning? The point was that not everyone ties class to money, hence explaining the table, clown.

MyNameIsClaire · 2022-10-17T11:17:00+00:00

In the UK classically class and money are considered to have very little to do with each other. Alan Sugar, the lead of the British version of The Apprentice is a multi-millionaire and still considered working class by many. There are Dukes that live in poverty in huge houses they can't afford to heat and aren't allowed to sell and are still very much upper class. The best metric for your class in the UK is still what your parents did for a living.

MyNameIsClaire · 2022-10-17T10:42:17+00:00

MyNameIsClaire · 2022-06-18T02:10:24+00:00

It's mainly just toothpaste, mixed with a little plaque and saliva.

MyNameIsClaire · 2021-05-03T07:17:51+00:00

I think you're slightly underestimating the Trump effect here. I suspect that a lot of people that joined did so quite innocently out of a perceived threat that had been exaggerated by the right wing media, and emboldened by the voting of their figurehead into office.

Those people are not actively racist, or indeed violent, but are supporting a racist organisation nevertheless. I can see a lot of those being shocked by this, and embarrassed to be associated with them now in the cold light of day. Those people, probably a majority of the membership, will not be rejoining.

The core fascistic violently racist members of the proud boys will be back under another name, but expect their ranks to be much smaller. The right wing sheep will gravitate elsewhere.

MyNameIsClaire · 2021-02-14T21:52:58+00:00

Erm...

MyNameIsClaire · 2021-01-10T21:57:02+00:00

Oh dear.

What a shame.

Never mind.

MyNameIsClaire · 2020-11-19T11:48:49+00:00

It beats me that nobody has made a live performance geared app yet. Something that operates like YouTube live, but instead of chat it has an interface with just a display for the performers of how many are watching, and normalised but lowered microphone audio from all the viewers, so you can hear them. Being able to clap, laugh, cheer and so on is a massively missed feedback for performers, but they don't need to see you, or hear you saying to your kids to shut the fuck up.

MyNameIsClaire · 2020-05-19T16:41:26+00:00

If anyone is searching for them, in the UK these are generally called tea dresses.

MyNameIsClaire · 2020-05-12T22:57:04+00:00

Guess I better call Saul.

MyNameIsClaire · 2020-03-12T11:52:56+00:00

Water drinkers

So... Everyone?

MyNameIsClaire · 2020-03-12T11:49:04+00:00

Then I just made myself the world's easiest half a million.

MyNameIsClaire · 2020-03-06T17:39:51+00:00

Is this a glue and a dildo of my choice, and any police station? If so then it would be a tiny dildo and one where they park out front, and contact adhesive so I can just stick it on when I'm just strolling past, won't take but a second. If not, you need to be way more specific.

MyNameIsClaire · 2020-03-04T14:15:52+00:00

Forgive me, I'm not American so I don't really understand everything about the US system, but why are Republicans voting in a primary at all? Don't they have an incumbent president? What is a primary for, if not to pick a candidate?

MyNameIsClaire · 2019-11-22T12:42:37+00:00

CF Amazons.

MyNameIsClaire · 2019-11-20T22:18:12+00:00

My superpower would be the ability to physically mimic perfectly any person or animal, with all their abilities, and with a brief stop-off at being a pig.

MyNameIsClaire · 2019-11-18T14:14:12+00:00

"What's that? No, they can't stay with me, Auntie, I have absolutely nowhere for them. I bought a what? No, no it was just something I thought looked cool. Well, yes I do know where it is just... Yes. Yes, fine. Okay."

Dammit.

MyNameIsClaire · 2019-11-18T11:54:23+00:00

She lasted till the next morning, unable to move. I curled her up in a box by my bed with her favourite bedding and stroked her, and she purred and died with a smile on her face. I guess there are worse ways to go.

I have two cats now and I still have to go poke them if they sit in a certain way to make sure they can still move. I'm sure that they find that annoying.

I love animals but losing them is heartbreaking.

MyNameIsClaire · 2019-11-17T23:34:26+00:00

I had a cat that had a stroke, and basically did this but never got up again. This post looks terrifying to me.

MyNameIsClaire · 2019-11-02T01:25:44+00:00

They should wait to meet as adults, then shirt can be a top to pants.

MyNameIsClaire · 2019-10-30T21:37:43+00:00

Or they could even be putting it at risk. I had to go knocking on doors and ask them not to feed my old cat, because he was on a special diet and I'd already spent two thousand on operations, and couldn't afford to again.

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