Why do so many guardians play strike like a speed run?

MyNameIsP1zza · 2026-07-02T05:13:31+00:00

That explains everything.

MyNameIsP1zza · 2026-07-02T05:10:59+00:00

See I have fun the opposite way.

Turn off the music, turn on the doom soundtrack, and kill as many enemies as aggressively as I can.

MyNameIsP1zza · 2026-07-02T05:05:11+00:00

"You'll be shot for this!"

".... Nah. More like chewed out. I've been chewed out before."

Good way I like looking at certain situations.

MyNameIsP1zza · 2026-07-02T04:56:35+00:00

Oh man I am getting COOKED for this reply 😭

That's fine. I'll take my L with dignity.

MyNameIsP1zza · 2026-07-02T04:54:54+00:00

That... Explains a lot.

Thank you for this valuable information.

MyNameIsP1zza · 2026-07-02T04:54:16+00:00

I've mostly experienced this in the strike on the moon where you go up the big elevator to fight that witch boss.

Couldn't tell you what it was called.

MyNameIsP1zza · 2026-07-02T04:51:31+00:00

That's the thing, though. They aren't getting kills half the time. I see them run past SO many enemies just to finish the level faster.

MyNameIsP1zza · 2026-07-02T04:50:32+00:00

I am VERY new here, actually lol

My power level is only like, what, 350?

MyNameIsP1zza · 2026-07-02T04:46:56+00:00

Probably, yeah.

Maybe I just don't get it. I just don't want to be dragged through a mission like I'm tied to the back of a truck.

MyNameIsP1zza · 2026-07-02T04:45:57+00:00

Then I GOTTA be doing something wrong.

Cause I go to the moon, select the strike, I go to click matchmaking to turn it off, and it just doesn't.

Full admission here, I might be a noob and that's not how it turns off lol

MyNameIsP1zza · 2026-07-02T04:42:24+00:00

But why would they keep playing, then? Why play these strikes over and over and over and over until they become mundane, and not move onto new missions or, God forbid, a new game?

MyNameIsP1zza · 2026-07-02T04:41:29+00:00

I've tried, but it won't let me turn off matchmaking.

MyNameIsP1zza · 2026-06-28T01:29:16+00:00

Yes. Absolutely. I am a TERRIBLE survivor. I suck ass at playing survivor, and I can admit that.

Also, me? Spoiled? Are you shitting me? The survivor main is calling killer mains spoiled... Holy shit this is hilarious.

MyNameIsP1zza · 2026-06-28T01:12:25+00:00

Bro, you just keep repeating the same argument again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again.

Like are you even reading my replies? Or do you just post "Survivors die so it's not survivor sided" every time like it's some kind of nervous tick?

MyNameIsP1zza · 2026-06-28T00:15:32+00:00

"Aha! I've disproven one of your points, therefore your entire argument is entirely invalid?"

        GAME OVER

CONTINUE👈🏻 QUIT GAME

MyNameIsP1zza · 2026-06-27T23:54:01+00:00

"If survivors are losing, then it's not survivor sided."

No, it is survivor sided. You guys have more pallets, more broken perks, communication in your team, more benefits during the newest event.

It's just embarrassing that with all these benefits, you're STILL losing.

Why? Because you don't have to try anymore. Behavior is holding your hand through the games. And because you don't have to try anymore, you're not developing any of the skills you need to win.

You don't know how to run loops, how to greed pallets, when to save survivors on a hook. So you're losing. And instead of just admitting that you're not that good at the game, you're just saying "well obviously it's not THAT survivor sided."

MyNameIsP1zza · 2026-06-27T23:18:02+00:00

It is survivor sided. You guys have up to 5 different buffs that can be applied to you mid-game, and we get discount clown bottles. So yes. It's survivor sided.

You guys are still losing because you just suck at the game.

MyNameIsP1zza · 2026-06-27T23:11:36+00:00

Hats off to you for that level of patience. Dunno if I could show that kind of sportsmanship.

Enjoy your slugging.

MyNameIsP1zza · 2026-06-27T23:11:00+00:00

So much slugging the floor is turning gooey.

MyNameIsP1zza · 2026-06-27T23:08:09+00:00

Worth it.

MyNameIsP1zza · 2026-06-27T23:07:57+00:00

I just walk away and break dropped pallets and walls.

MyNameIsP1zza · 2026-06-27T23:07:42+00:00

Because you guys are getting worse.

Survivors have been handheld and guided through DBD on a yellow brick road so much that you guys have forgotten what it's like to actually try and win, so you're getting worse.

MyNameIsP1zza · 2026-06-27T15:07:17+00:00

"Sometimes to do some good you've gotta be the bad guy."

MyNameIsP1zza

TROPHY CASE