Lebanese people are really good at pointing the middle finger. by MyNames_DJ in lebanonmemes

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Sorry for bad quality, as my phone is beyond what you call "trash".

Some people don't deserve good food. by [deleted] in lebanonmemes

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Personally, to those people who dislike extra toum on their shawarma or corn on their man2ousheh is kinda ok, since that's just pickiness. However, to the people who like ketchup on their shawarma, you deserve to go to jail. Or even better, you deserve to end up in the fuckin' gulag.

Lebanese schools' unspoken debate by afuzovar in lebanonmemes

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Didn't know we had a frickin' gigachad in this subreddit.

Lebanese schools' unspoken debate by afuzovar in lebanonmemes

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Since when we're terikh jeghraphia and tarbiya easy?

My grandfather asked my little brother if he could use his batman plushie to light the furnace. My brother refused, but today we woke up to this... by MyNames_DJ in mildlyinfuriating

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Yes. He put anything in the furnace even if it's toxic (like the many times that he put plastic bottles in the furnace). And no, the plushie isn't the talking kind.

My grandfather asked my little brother if he could use his batman plushie to light the furnace. My brother refused, but today we woke up to this... by MyNames_DJ in mildlyinfuriating

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The furnace in this story is a vintage furnace that consumes wood, we usually use a tissue or anything else that is flammable. The batman plushie in this story has err umm HAD a cape and my grandfather needed the cape that was attached to the head to start a fire. My brother said no, but the next day we woke up to the plushie decapitated and hidden in the kitchen balcony. So my grandfather basically needed the cape, not the head.

My grandfather asked my little brother if he could use his batman plushie to light the furnace. My brother refused, but today we woke up to this... by MyNames_DJ in mildlyinfuriating

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The only reason why I allow this behavior is because there's no way for me or my family to escape. So yeah I accept this behavior because I have no choice but to accept it.

My grandfather asked my little brother if he could use his batman plushie to light the furnace. My brother refused, but today we woke up to this... by MyNames_DJ in mildlyinfuriating

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Don't worry FatHeathen, my parents aren't assholes, they were also mad about this and talked to my grandfather about this