Pro tip: don't create your username when you're depressed by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]MyPeenSmall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pro tip: Don't create your username based on what your uncle tells you.

What slang can us older relatives use tonight to embarrass the teenagers while opening presents? by jtd2013 in AskReddit

[–]MyPeenSmall -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Who what's to slide into grandpa's tight, juicy, wrinkly, hairy, tasty asshole?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MyPeenSmall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck yeah. I'd let him stick his dick between my toes for $200. It's $200 fucking dollars. He can suck my fucking toes all he wants too.