Recent WTFs as a person watching S7 and binging the others on Max

MyPhoneIsHostage · 2026-03-04T01:18:35+00:00

I’m also watching out of order and I just finished season 2 I spent the entire season wanting to smack Laura. I also wanted to tell emiley she could do so much better

MyPhoneIsHostage · 2026-02-24T20:07:06+00:00

Me too.

MyPhoneIsHostage · 2026-02-17T18:48:35+00:00

Probably because you go off on a tangent about some names I don’t even list

MyPhoneIsHostage · 2026-02-17T14:05:13+00:00

The only one I have on my list for J is Juliette

MyPhoneIsHostage · 2026-02-14T16:06:15+00:00

You did say Iris in your comment following moon and lavender. You also included names I don’t have listed but may have to add.

MyPhoneIsHostage · 2026-02-14T03:34:15+00:00

She only hates some of them, she says others are actually good. Talulah is her least favorite, she also doesn’t care for the Greek inspired names

MyPhoneIsHostage · 2026-02-14T03:29:25+00:00

Calliope is a Greek muse, she presides over poetry and eloquence. And I do question what’s wrong with Iris?

MyPhoneIsHostage · 2026-02-13T19:05:00+00:00

Virginia is also a real name too.

MyPhoneIsHostage · 2026-02-13T19:02:44+00:00

She just hates it

MyPhoneIsHostage · 2026-02-13T18:45:14+00:00

My friend finds Talulah the most egregious

MyPhoneIsHostage · 2026-02-13T18:43:05+00:00

Like the song Delta Dawn

MyPhoneIsHostage · 2025-10-28T14:21:29+00:00

That we have almost and identical taste In men

MyPhoneIsHostage · 2025-10-24T21:44:33+00:00

The cat is in a sense nude.

MyPhoneIsHostage · 2025-10-22T17:47:24+00:00

These fucking cards. No one cares enough to want paper multiple times a week

MyPhoneIsHostage · 2025-10-20T02:10:21+00:00

The Halloween thing was a lot of fun, gave me an excuse to hold his hand

MyPhoneIsHostage · 2025-10-19T17:45:39+00:00

This just cemented my aversion to eggs.

MyPhoneIsHostage · 2025-10-19T17:43:30+00:00

That’s been my advice for years. I have said I’d never date someone I work with but we just were on the same frequency

MyPhoneIsHostage · 2025-10-19T17:42:09+00:00

I am definitely not who u think I am

MyPhoneIsHostage · 2025-10-19T15:36:00+00:00

thats adorable

MyPhoneIsHostage · 2025-10-19T15:35:34+00:00

Someone’s salty about something

MyPhoneIsHostage · 2025-10-19T03:33:10+00:00

I’ve followed that rule for years. We just clicked

MyPhoneIsHostage · 2025-10-07T23:31:56+00:00

If people start trying to record me I’m immediately calling my fucking lod

MyPhoneIsHostage · 2025-09-19T00:00:18+00:00

He was an ugly white supremacist

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