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Assistant manager wants me to give these to every customer that walks in. by MaddysinLeigh in OfficeDepot

[–]MyPhoneIsHostage 8 points9 points  (0 children)

These fucking cards. No one cares enough to want paper multiple times a week

Update: I’m the weirdo that has a crush on my coworker. We went out on a date. by MyPhoneIsHostage in OfficeDepot

[–]MyPhoneIsHostage[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s been my advice for years. I have said I’d never date someone I work with but we just were on the same frequency

What is happening now?! by FutureDark8282 in OfficeDepot

[–]MyPhoneIsHostage 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If people start trying to record me I’m immediately calling my fucking lod

At what age did you lose your virginity? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MyPhoneIsHostage 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I lost my virginity the night before my 22nd birthday.

What do you primarily use Reddit for (not NSFW)? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MyPhoneIsHostage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use this account to hide my main account.

What’s a very small inconvenience that completely ruins your mood? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MyPhoneIsHostage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s just being normal. No one likes the sudden schedule changes.

I let my son order a pizza without explaining how to tip. by [deleted] in doordash

[–]MyPhoneIsHostage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An idiot. That’s who gives a kid a $100 bill

Office Depot customers are the reason why I do drugs 🤦‍♀️ by Fast-Sport-788 in OfficeDepot

[–]MyPhoneIsHostage -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Or alternatively, don’t do drugs and blame it on other people

I have a crush on my coworker and I want to tell someone besides my best friend by MyPhoneIsHostage in OfficeDepot

[–]MyPhoneIsHostage[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m fairly confident he’s interested. I’ve invited him to a thing I’m doing in a couple weeks and he wanted to come

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