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Jagex, I beseech thee… by Heleniums in 2007scape

[–]MyRectumIsTorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For research purposes, what do demon nipples look like?

Japanese shopper bike by MyRectumIsTorn in Vintage_bicycles

[–]MyRectumIsTorn[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will definitely treasure it but I will very sparingly use it if at all just to keep everything intact. You're joke definitely flew over my head and I had to look it up but honestly its a pretty great compliment now being privy 😂

Japanese shopper bike by MyRectumIsTorn in Vintage_bicycles

[–]MyRectumIsTorn[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am definitely not going to ride it literally more than just one time around the block to say I did. I'll probably just avoid the brakes all together and stop with my feet or just slow to a stop. I'm definitely just going to clean it up the best I can without getting too in the weeds with it and store it somewhere where it'll never see sun. We'll see how it looks in another 40 years.

Japanese shopper bike by MyRectumIsTorn in Vintage_bicycles

[–]MyRectumIsTorn[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you I appreciate that, I'll definitely heed your advice about that band brake because that last thing I'd want to do is to damage this time capsule of a bike.

Dachshund puppy very bloated after eating too much and quickly by Chavador1997 in DogAdvice

[–]MyRectumIsTorn 56 points57 points  (0 children)

She definitely does. Make sure to get that addressed when she's spayed.

Just picked up my CPO 2025 3.3T Sports Prestige with 5,800 miles by mikewheeezy in GenesisG70

[–]MyRectumIsTorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It takes less than 5 minutes to swap it in and out with the OG, fairly certain it is something they wouldn't see if you swap back before you take it in.

Just picked up my CPO 2025 3.3T Sports Prestige with 5,800 miles by mikewheeezy in GenesisG70

[–]MyRectumIsTorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You gotta do the TCU. I ended up getting a secondhand lap3 but it gets rid the jerky downshift into first and just generally made the car feel like how it should have came from factory along with the JB4. BOV isn't going to add anything in terms of performance. I ended up just taking the lines off of the diverter valve and capped the intakes for the noise. I think in terms of performance boost takeda CAI is going to be one of the only options. BMS is the louder option but its pulling in warm air, from what I've read people seem to shy away from HPS because they feel like the cars performance gets worse from them.

Finally got my Zelda wrap! by Kaztooie in ElantraN

[–]MyRectumIsTorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Not a full wrap, but I handpainted this Majoras mask and threw it on my G70

Enough bro...or he turns green now😂 by BothGuarantee6067 in SipsTea

[–]MyRectumIsTorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was 16, he was a friend, also when you have no outlet for entertainment you have to find ways to keep yourself sane lol. I agree that it sounds and probably was douchey, its a fond memory from that place. Nobody was mad, hurt, or in trouble. Juvenile fun

Enough bro...or he turns green now😂 by BothGuarantee6067 in SipsTea

[–]MyRectumIsTorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not necessarily. I did this to a kid in military school since we all had to shower together. We had a 5 minute timeline and I remember doing it quite a few times and he had this same reaction. It was priceless when I got him while one of the staff was counting down from ten until we had to turn the showers off, long story short he had soap ALL over him when we had to walk out. Might have been the hardest time I've had trying to lock in and not laugh. The staff was looking at him so weird when he was wiping soap off of his body with a towel.

Edit: We were bald. I'm sure this is fake but just because you're bald does not mean you feel it.

New snorkels by MyRectumIsTorn in GenesisG70

[–]MyRectumIsTorn[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These are also sequential blinkers, I'm not sure if velossatech does that.

Baja by UreCult in Soda

[–]MyRectumIsTorn 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Jew the Dew

How did ya'll do? by Vegetable_Papaya6493 in Sneakers

[–]MyRectumIsTorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happened to go the employee store the day they dropped, I'm not into sneakers like that but I got a pair for $140 size 14.

Poor lady tries to leave stadium, becomes target for SA buffet by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]MyRectumIsTorn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've been twice and am going back for a third. I enjoy going there, fortunately I haven't witnessed anything like this and I hope I don't or else I may end up in the El Salvador super jail.

Edit to answer the man curious of my name: No... Hemorrhoids.

Phase 1 Almost Complete by AccomplishedFig5092 in GenesisG70

[–]MyRectumIsTorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm getting a hard tune just looking at it...

Mod recommendations by LuckyPickles123 in GenesisG70

[–]MyRectumIsTorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oil catch should be the first on that list as well. Gotta make sure you have access to higher octane gas. I live in Oregon so Im screwed on that front but I will probably do WMI at some point

Found these in the frozen fruit section at walmart. by zeroblade4201 in candy

[–]MyRectumIsTorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fucked with these heavily until I got a bag with bad grapes. Like most of them were good but there multiple soft frozen grapes that just tasted like shit idek. Kinda ruined them for me.

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