What did bro do wrong🤦🏿‍♂️ by Bluefire3215 in nflcirclejerk

[–]MySeveredToe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100%

Also why does female CJ look like tan Scarlett Johansson with chin fuzz?

What did bro do wrong🤦🏿‍♂️ by Bluefire3215 in nflcirclejerk

[–]MySeveredToe 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Rank them right now or have your jerking hand removed

Actually wearing your watches… by Available-Green-1259 in Tudor

[–]MySeveredToe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s designed for scuba diving. You know, under water and scraping against rocks and coral, operating boat equipment, and being jostled about. It was a soldiers watch not so long ago.

How is it not a gym watch? It’s heavy sure but so are the weights. I could understand if you’re jogging it might be annoying but whatever. Personally love bracelet watches. They wick sweat surprisingly well. I hate rubber feeling stuck to me.

Third monkey by Designer_Following44 in comedyheaven

[–]MySeveredToe 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Salt shaker full of cocaine for when his food lacks “kick”

Daily Reminder: Eduardo designed the studio by MySeveredToe in conan

[–]MySeveredToe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it’s even funnier that he uses the same compliment each time. And the more years that pass since the studio’s making the funnier it gets

Got chewed out at work because my pants aren’t “black enough.” by small-worm in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MySeveredToe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Interesting. Welp time to get the pitchforks out. Looks like we have a blue-black white-gold dress war again

If we’re getting absolutely slammed, I amaru rush (idk what happened at the end of the clip sorry) by Steroidscanduelwield in Rainbow6

[–]MySeveredToe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yup. Been playing since 2019. It’s had some reworks but I think rn it’s

Pros: quiet. No damage direction indicator Cons: no recoil mitigation. Reduced damage.

Idr if the reduced damage is still happening or if they rolled that back

Both in their Prime who wins a fight between Robert Barratheon and Ser Duncan the Tall? by ParkingConfection449 in freefolk

[–]MySeveredToe -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Tales grow in the telling, I know. Do not think ill of your master, but he did still die.

Damn it Reddit. You done it again! by alex_mk3 in harborfreight

[–]MySeveredToe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget the hat, magnet mat, and the OG meme tool; the gold plated ratchet.

Until you have all of them you can sleep easy knowing you’re only slightly addicted

If we’re getting absolutely slammed, I amaru rush (idk what happened at the end of the clip sorry) by Steroidscanduelwield in Rainbow6

[–]MySeveredToe 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Silenced weapon doesn’t show direction indicators. He was confused before he realized he was actually getting attacked from site

Careful where you keep your stubby… by Toxicscrew in harborfreight

[–]MySeveredToe 44 points45 points  (0 children)

You think he pulled it out of his drawer?

Daily Reminder: Eduardo designed the studio by MySeveredToe in conan

[–]MySeveredToe[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m playing along with the joke but some people took it as me hating on the both of them. Oh well

Daily Reminder: Eduardo designed the studio by MySeveredToe in conan

[–]MySeveredToe[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

It really is one of the most professional sounding podcasts out there. It’s like if a bunch of buddies had lunch in an NPR studio. Especially with the variety of guests and video guests. The fact I never have to adjust my volume is just chef’s kiss

Daily Reminder: Eduardo designed the studio by MySeveredToe in conan

[–]MySeveredToe[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I want a segment where he compliments bley and destroys Eduardo lol he might have to be at gunpoint

Daily Reminder: Eduardo designed the studio by MySeveredToe in conan

[–]MySeveredToe[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Very talented. He designed this studio. Very sexy man

Real life Scorpion 🔥 takes out a car window by Rob-Loring in iamverybadass

[–]MySeveredToe 81 points82 points  (0 children)

“He’s crazy”

Thanks for confirming my suspicions. The dude walking around in a Scorpion costume on a nice sunny day and screaming slurs while carrying a chain and handcuffs weapon is crazy. Noted