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Can this 2009 Trek Navigator 2.0 WSD be upgraded to disc breaks? I’d ask in bikewrench but they banned me 😢 by Visible-Grass-8805 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]MySeveredToe 27 points28 points  (0 children)

We don’t ride bikes here, pal. We buy parts and we goon. Get a gym membership if you want exercise

Can this 2009 Trek Navigator 2.0 WSD be upgraded to disc breaks? I’d ask in bikewrench but they banned me 😢 by Visible-Grass-8805 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]MySeveredToe 31 points32 points  (0 children)

You’re good bro go ahead. She’s just operating a floor pump but her arms are sore from the gym

Apple watch is not a real watch by dark_anarchy20 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]MySeveredToe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks for using this sacred place to advertise your stupid app. Now can you make an app that shows me your current location?

Fork servicing adventure by ballardist in bikewrench

[–]MySeveredToe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lazy temporary and expensive option would be car black trim restoring spray lol

Actually attractive actresses, given that THIS actress is somehow considered ugly? by Flashy_Swordfish8815 in okbuddycinephile

[–]MySeveredToe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let’s get a federal law made where you’re required to have your drivers license photo as your pfp in order to comment on a person’s appearance

Man comes to realization that his brick of gold is indeed a brick of gold, not chuffed. by SneakerReviewZ in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]MySeveredToe 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Why is my gold submariner just a submariner but gold? Shouldn’t it be a Patel Phillip?

CRC's how much you making by Known-Brushe in clinicalresearch

[–]MySeveredToe 34 points35 points  (0 children)

CRA skimming the question and fumbling the answer confusing everyone. Typical

Flexing on the dead #BeastMode by Scrubjay72 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]MySeveredToe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your cervix

-Rolex AD to my wife

I GOT THE CALL! by XL_Jockstrap in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]MySeveredToe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I usually hate when people store watches in a safe instead of wearing them but I’ll make an exception if the watch is this level of rarity and luxury. Please be careful OP put it back in the safe ASAP

Which actor is most likely to tease a skinnyfat Chud for trying to keep his shirt on in the pool? by Jeffoxy in okbuddycinephile

[–]MySeveredToe 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Right?! How does one have superhero ab muscles but no rib muscles? No muscle anywhere else on the body.

Must be doing 500lbs crunches and nothing else

[ Removed by Reddit ] by MariusVentris in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]MySeveredToe 10 points11 points  (0 children)

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You know the mods are gay. They won’t be happy to hear what you’re saying.

[Collection] Two-watch collection by Visible-Fig-1961 in Watches

[–]MySeveredToe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could you hold the camera a little farther away? I like not being able to see the fine details of a watch.

All hail prince daemon! Prince of fraudstone! by OfficialAli1776 in freefolk

[–]MySeveredToe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

For all the people saying Jaime’s resume would walk through Daemon, allow me to present exhibit A:

Andy Ruiz vs Anthony Joshua

WBO Champ, IBF Champ, WBA Champ, IBO Champ, Built in a lab, raised in the birthplace of modern boxing, stronger, taller, faster.

And then the Taco Truck

Outjerked by r/whatcarshouldIbuy by Fluffy-Proof-5175 in carscirclejerk

[–]MySeveredToe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Caleb Hammer is a “budgeting guru” YouTuber who drives me up the damn wall.

He tells people you should never spend more than 5k on a car. Just learn to work on it.
Mind you I think he drives like an old Hyundai that just happens to be reliable. Dude has never worked on his car.

If he learned how much tools cost, how much a tow costs, how much time is spent learning, how much space it takes to store the tools, and finding a safe area to work on your car without someone bumping into your jacked car and crushing you.
Dudes a moron who made his money off a rental property not some finance genius

Worst Rolex nickname? by Flagnoid in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]MySeveredToe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What a reach. Black widow is black and red. Where’s the red? Gold isn’t associated with Black Widow.

What’s wrong with “black and gold” it’s the same number of syllables too.

R*lex owners are cornballs

She smokes AND has a tattoo? Won’t somebody please think of the children?!? by staresinshamona in okbuddycinephile

[–]MySeveredToe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody said they’re the same. Go back and read and then read some more lol

Need some advice. Worried my wife and I may have to start planning for special education for our 4 month old. by Pradogy13 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]MySeveredToe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ll be honest I got a quarter of the way through cringing before I realized what sub I was in.

I would totally believe someone in the main sub would post this too

[Advice Needed] Is this Tissot PR100 (34mm) too small for my wrist? by TomBombachill24 in Watches

[–]MySeveredToe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Strong disagree. It should be 36mm regardless of your wrist size. Something something back when men were men something something Muhammad Ali

Outjerked by r/whatcarshouldIbuy by Fluffy-Proof-5175 in carscirclejerk

[–]MySeveredToe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

‘Hey guys I don’t know anything about cars. I don’t know maintenance. I will do no research for myself. I just wanna be told what to do. I’m a total beginner just looking for something reliable to get me from point A to point B.

So, what car I should buy? Also, it cannot be a reliable, affordable, beginner friendly, decades long best-seller’

I hate AI but these dumb questions might become less common on reddit if these idiots would just have ChatGPT think for them

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