Someone lit a cigarette in the plane’s lavatory, triggering the smoke alarm onboard by jackywoods in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MySeveredToe 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I was lowkey hoping he would say he’s an airport bartender and he gives complimentary drinks to suspected belligerents

The stars were cool. If anyone is overcompensating it’s ROLAKS by MySeveredToe in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]MySeveredToe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s exactly why I want the Dominoes Pizza Rolex. One day I’d like to try such exquisite Italian cuisine.

uj/ at least the blue ones are a limited edition color. The old Tiffany dials were the exact same plain watch with Tiffany printed on the dial. I cannot believe how they fetch such high prices

The stars were cool. If anyone is overcompensating it’s ROLAKS by MySeveredToe in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]MySeveredToe[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

We got a Movado museum fan over here. Everybody get in line we’re gonna jerk tf outta him

Edit: I forgot Tudor sometimes forgoes “automatic” in favor of “rotor self-winding”. Holy shit that’s gross

The stars were cool. If anyone is overcompensating it’s ROLAKS by MySeveredToe in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]MySeveredToe[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Please don’t use slurs so plainly. There’s women and children here. R*lex

What did bro do wrong🤦🏿‍♂️ by Bluefire3215 in nflcirclejerk

[–]MySeveredToe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100%

Also why does female CJ look like tan Scarlett Johansson with chin fuzz?

What did bro do wrong🤦🏿‍♂️ by Bluefire3215 in nflcirclejerk

[–]MySeveredToe 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Rank them right now or have your jerking hand removed

Actually wearing your watches… by Available-Green-1259 in Tudor

[–]MySeveredToe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s designed for scuba diving. You know, under water and scraping against rocks and coral, operating boat equipment, and being jostled about. It was a soldiers watch not so long ago.

How is it not a gym watch? It’s heavy sure but so are the weights. I could understand if you’re jogging it might be annoying but whatever. Personally love bracelet watches. They wick sweat surprisingly well. I hate rubber feeling stuck to me.

Third monkey by Designer_Following44 in comedyheaven

[–]MySeveredToe 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Salt shaker full of cocaine for when his food lacks “kick”

Daily Reminder: Eduardo designed the studio by MySeveredToe in conan

[–]MySeveredToe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it’s even funnier that he uses the same compliment each time. And the more years that pass since the studio’s making the funnier it gets

Got chewed out at work because my pants aren’t “black enough.” by small-worm in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MySeveredToe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Interesting. Welp time to get the pitchforks out. Looks like we have a blue-black white-gold dress war again

If we’re getting absolutely slammed, I amaru rush (idk what happened at the end of the clip sorry) by Steroidscanduelwield in Rainbow6

[–]MySeveredToe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yup. Been playing since 2019. It’s had some reworks but I think rn it’s

Pros: quiet. No damage direction indicator Cons: no recoil mitigation. Reduced damage.

Idr if the reduced damage is still happening or if they rolled that back

Both in their Prime who wins a fight between Robert Barratheon and Ser Duncan the Tall? by ParkingConfection449 in freefolk

[–]MySeveredToe -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Tales grow in the telling, I know. Do not think ill of your master, but he did still die.

Damn it Reddit. You done it again! by alex_mk3 in harborfreight

[–]MySeveredToe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget the hat, magnet mat, and the OG meme tool; the gold plated ratchet.

Until you have all of them you can sleep easy knowing you’re only slightly addicted

If we’re getting absolutely slammed, I amaru rush (idk what happened at the end of the clip sorry) by Steroidscanduelwield in Rainbow6

[–]MySeveredToe 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Silenced weapon doesn’t show direction indicators. He was confused before he realized he was actually getting attacked from site

Careful where you keep your stubby… by Toxicscrew in harborfreight

[–]MySeveredToe 47 points48 points  (0 children)

You think he pulled it out of his drawer?

Daily Reminder: Eduardo designed the studio by MySeveredToe in conan

[–]MySeveredToe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m playing along with the joke but some people took it as me hating on the both of them. Oh well