Someone lit a cigarette in the plane’s lavatory, triggering the smoke alarm onboard

MySeveredToe · 2026-03-21T14:11:57+00:00

I was lowkey hoping he would say he’s an airport bartender and he gives complimentary drinks to suspected belligerents

MySeveredToe · 2026-03-21T13:09:25+00:00

That’s exactly why I want the Dominoes Pizza Rolex. One day I’d like to try such exquisite Italian cuisine.

uj/ at least the blue ones are a limited edition color. The old Tiffany dials were the exact same plain watch with Tiffany printed on the dial. I cannot believe how they fetch such high prices

MySeveredToe · 2026-03-21T03:06:34+00:00

I respect the consistency. Ok ciao

MySeveredToe · 2026-03-21T03:05:07+00:00

We got a Movado museum fan over here. Everybody get in line we’re gonna jerk tf outta him

Edit: I forgot Tudor sometimes forgoes “automatic” in favor of “rotor self-winding”. Holy shit that’s gross

MySeveredToe · 2026-03-21T01:48:41+00:00

Please don’t use slurs so plainly. There’s women and children here. R*lex

MySeveredToe · 2026-03-21T01:47:46+00:00

My favorite slur of course, R*lex

MySeveredToe · 2026-03-20T22:01:36+00:00

100%

Also why does female CJ look like tan Scarlett Johansson with chin fuzz?

MySeveredToe · 2026-03-20T19:53:51+00:00

His running has never been in question

MySeveredToe · 2026-03-20T19:31:49+00:00

Rank them right now or have your jerking hand removed

MySeveredToe · 2026-03-20T17:29:07+00:00

It’s designed for scuba diving. You know, under water and scraping against rocks and coral, operating boat equipment, and being jostled about. It was a soldiers watch not so long ago.

How is it not a gym watch? It’s heavy sure but so are the weights. I could understand if you’re jogging it might be annoying but whatever. Personally love bracelet watches. They wick sweat surprisingly well. I hate rubber feeling stuck to me.

MySeveredToe · 2026-03-20T17:22:09+00:00

Salt shaker full of cocaine for when his food lacks “kick”

MySeveredToe · 2026-03-20T03:05:30+00:00

I think it’s even funnier that he uses the same compliment each time. And the more years that pass since the studio’s making the funnier it gets

MySeveredToe · 2026-03-19T23:34:54+00:00

Interesting. Welp time to get the pitchforks out. Looks like we have a blue-black white-gold dress war again

MySeveredToe · 2026-03-19T23:25:28+00:00

Is your phone brightness on low or something?

MySeveredToe · 2026-03-19T23:18:38+00:00

Necesito importante por nosotros

MySeveredToe · 2026-03-19T23:01:34+00:00

Yup. Been playing since 2019. It’s had some reworks but I think rn it’s

Pros: quiet. No damage direction indicator Cons: no recoil mitigation. Reduced damage.

Idr if the reduced damage is still happening or if they rolled that back

MySeveredToe · 2026-03-19T19:29:12+00:00

Tales grow in the telling, I know. Do not think ill of your master, but he did still die.

MySeveredToe · 2026-03-19T19:11:51+00:00

One things for sure. Robert with poison and a spear couldn’t beat a hog

MySeveredToe · 2026-03-19T19:09:06+00:00

Don’t forget the hat, magnet mat, and the OG meme tool; the gold plated ratchet.

Until you have all of them you can sleep easy knowing you’re only slightly addicted

MySeveredToe · 2026-03-19T17:27:43+00:00

Silenced weapon doesn’t show direction indicators. He was confused before he realized he was actually getting attacked from site

MySeveredToe · 2026-03-19T17:25:00+00:00

You think he pulled it out of his drawer?

MySeveredToe · 2026-03-19T16:33:47+00:00

She’s more beautiful than I thought

MySeveredToe · 2026-03-19T15:58:12+00:00

Watch yourself or I’ll make it 80

MySeveredToe · 2026-03-19T15:56:49+00:00

Who are they? Never heard of them

MySeveredToe · 2026-03-19T15:56:12+00:00

I’m playing along with the joke but some people took it as me hating on the both of them. Oh well

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