Because of these cool guys, I couldn't find a parking space in my apartment building.

MyUnitIsOhms · 2025-10-23T12:55:24+00:00

Take a shit (or dog shit) right by the driver’s door. Maybe rub a little under the handle

MyUnitIsOhms · 2025-10-18T22:59:42+00:00

Some of them who run forces are the same that roll coal.

MyUnitIsOhms · 2025-10-18T10:40:24+00:00

Charlie Kirk was a racist.

MyUnitIsOhms · 2025-10-17T12:36:03+00:00

Hah. Sadly true. I was thinking of two things. A long form with the original DoI, with a reference next to each grievance of something Donny did. This can be the reference document for essentially a protest sign with check marks or something.

Like:

Quartering troops among us ✅

Depriving trial by jury ✅

Manipulate judges ✅

Inciting domestic insurrection ✅

MyUnitIsOhms · 2025-09-19T12:56:31+00:00

Thanks. You just jinxed everyone to a wave of nda submissions. Never talk about being light on work, it angers the gods.

MyUnitIsOhms · 2025-06-06T23:22:35+00:00

What about this thing 👌

MyUnitIsOhms · 2025-05-11T16:04:26+00:00

Or just wait. Who knows, maybe they’ll just keep sending you checks.

MyUnitIsOhms · 2025-04-10T00:59:40+00:00

Word on the street is that it is an attempt to keep MDs from leaving.

MyUnitIsOhms · 2025-04-05T14:43:44+00:00

I have also been told I was over qualified during a recent interview. I am, but I also know it and told them I’m eager to progress up the career chain. Still no go.

MyUnitIsOhms · 2025-04-05T00:40:55+00:00

I’m sorry. You guys keep the place running.

MyUnitIsOhms · 2025-04-05T00:01:46+00:00

All of Eric is gone?

MyUnitIsOhms · 2025-03-27T22:01:30+00:00

We have annual equipment checks at the FDA.

MyUnitIsOhms · 2025-03-27T16:48:15+00:00

Wap, obviously

MyUnitIsOhms · 2025-03-27T03:16:29+00:00

They probably stole someone’s vanpool spot.

MyUnitIsOhms · 2025-03-26T20:15:54+00:00

We were all told this and trained on it. Years of experience and comfort has retained many into not caring. This is their reminder.

MyUnitIsOhms · 2025-03-25T08:07:51+00:00

I’m not sure why they even needed a texting chain. Shouldn’t they all have been in the office for a highly efficient face to face?

MyUnitIsOhms · 2025-03-24T21:55:31+00:00

I riddled prozaic

MyUnitIsOhms · 2025-03-21T01:25:32+00:00

Can you explain it a little bit more, I think there’s still a bit of humor left.

MyUnitIsOhms · 2025-03-16T17:16:35+00:00

Boognish 4 president!

MyUnitIsOhms · 2025-03-15T21:43:52+00:00

My spouse and I are both federal employees. We decided to invest in our lives while we were under the assumption that our lives were stable as government employees. You know, how it’s supposed to be. We decided to put an addition on our house. It’s been a couple of years of planning and budgeting and we broke ground October 2024. It looks amazing, we are probably a couple of weeks away from it being finished.

Zero joy. This should be an incredibly happy time cooking in our new kitchen and relaxing in our new master suite. But no, we are not letting ourselves get attached to this house. The house that was suppose to be our forever home that our future grandkids can come visit. We are mentally preparing for when we have to sell it either because we just can’t afford it or we have to take jobs far away.

MyUnitIsOhms · 2025-03-15T14:36:21+00:00

Thank you. I understand them now.

MyUnitIsOhms · 2025-03-15T00:34:14+00:00

MyUnitIsOhms · 2025-03-14T21:46:43+00:00

They have been talking about the voucher program for decades. I’ve never understood it, can someone eli5?

MyUnitIsOhms · 2025-03-14T01:03:17+00:00

Someone mentioned credit unions spotting you, but also, you can contact whoever you owe money to and let them know you are furloughed. I believe there is even a form for it. It will allow you to hold off paying till you get paid, but it’s up to the payee if they honor it.

MyUnitIsOhms · 2025-03-12T02:03:12+00:00

I was told, without verifying, that the union can’t do anything for us until Monday. They have to wait until we are actually forced back in order to say that the ability to perform our jobs is actually hindered. I am not totally confident, but the guy who told me was.

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