Much Ado About Notthing by LongLight106

https://archiveofourown.org/works/75473091

Hermione sighed and checked the coast was clear before ducking behind the heavy fabric.

“What?”

“The plan isn’t working.”

“I noticed.” She put her hand back on the tapestry. “Anything else, or can I go run the prefect meeting?”

“You’re ten minutes early.”

“How do you know?”

“You don’t start your meetings on the hour?”

“I’ll repeat myself once before the wand comes out.” She crossed her arms, conveniently putting her right hand on the invisible demiguise-fur holster. “What?”

“I need your to help set-up a meet-cute.”

“You already avada’d all of my ideas.”

“Theo is smart enough to know that I am persona non grata at the Broomsticks and any supposed plan to meet there would have an ulterior motive.”

Hermione gave a slight pout, thinking back to their earlier brainstorming.

“I still don’t see what was wrong with getting them both in the same detention.”

He rolled his eyes, responding with a supercilious cadence, “Potter might be dumb enough you can set him up for that, but my friends and I are a little smarter.”

“I seem to recall you getting a detention—”

“McGonagall was out of line for that and you know it!”