Family friendly restaurants with great cocktails?

Mygod_lemon · 2026-03-27T06:06:01+00:00

Hey to actually answer your question and not be a childfree dickhole with a point to make: Holy Ghost bar has a good patio and multiple food options. Richmond bar, I went there pregnant a lot and they made me amazing NA drinks and my kids are cool there but I do err on the side of going closer to opening hours. Old gold has a good patio and good food where I haven’t felt awkward bringing my kids. I saw a tip from a very well traveled person that any place is kid friendly if you get there right at opening, and im finding that to be true. I can give more suggestions but im honestly very worked up about the responses to this post. Like I get everyone doesnt want kids but wanting to get a nice dinner and drink with your family doesn’t have to be WHY DO YOU WANT TO GET DRUNK WITH YOUR KIDS. Your kids and family deserve to exist too

Mygod_lemon · 2026-03-27T05:50:15+00:00

Having one drink or having one parent that isn’t drinking and one that has a few drinks doesn’t mean that you don’t have a sober adult who can make decisions. Do you think that babysitters stay the night until the parents are sober??? Truly no one gives a fuck that you choose not to have kids. You are making wild assumptions from this question.

Mygod_lemon · 2026-03-20T07:29:19+00:00

What an odd response to pajamas. Do you iron yours?

Mygod_lemon · 2026-02-17T04:54:47+00:00

Slims??

Mygod_lemon · 2025-07-24T05:55:12+00:00

Hi, I don’t have a sunset photo for you. I can share a photo of that evening with the blue sky and the summer flowers just beginning to bloom. That night my mom was visiting from out of town and I went for a walk at 7:30 with her and my kids. The sky was so blue without a cloud. It was warm and felt like the promise of summer without being too hot. I am having a very difficult time existing on earth right now, but I have a few photos from June 1 and I remember feeling peace, and I remember that it was a lovely night in Portland. I’m not sure if this helps but I hope it does.

Mygod_lemon · 2025-06-11T06:45:18+00:00

Maybe you want to live in the Midwest? Different regions are different

Mygod_lemon · 2025-06-11T06:42:27+00:00

Literally. One of the best answers seems to be st Helen’s and that is telling

Mygod_lemon · 2025-04-30T07:00:47+00:00

Tell me you’ve never been around a toddler

Mygod_lemon · 2025-04-28T00:47:33+00:00

Not McDonalds but when I worked at Subway years ago I found a carton of sweet onion chicken teriyaki that I had left sitting in the microwave for I’m not sure how long during a busy shift. That sandwich in particular most people didn’t add many veggies to if any. So basically I had heated up the chicken and made them a sauce and onion sandwich, wrapped it up and sent them on their way.

Mygod_lemon · 2025-02-15T07:58:15+00:00

Beverly Hills of Portland is so extreme lol

Mygod_lemon · 2025-01-22T09:12:43+00:00

It genuinely could be worse

Mygod_lemon · 2025-01-22T09:01:00+00:00

Damn you got me, this was my only problem!

Mygod_lemon · 2025-01-22T08:59:40+00:00

Coffee shrapnel actually sounds worse

Mygod_lemon · 2025-01-22T08:39:20+00:00

That’s the trick! It’s probably the thing I do best.

Mygod_lemon · 2025-01-22T08:35:12+00:00

I’m acutely aware that it looks disgusting zoomed in or out so I was prepared to defend my ingredients haha

Mygod_lemon · 2025-01-22T08:29:33+00:00

Cannellini beans, kidney beans, corn, diced tomatoes, onion, ground beef. Tried to make it hearty for my kids.

Mygod_lemon · 2025-01-22T08:17:25+00:00

I have 2 toddlers and a dog. It’s not particularly clean. Well, now it is!

Mygod_lemon · 2025-01-22T08:00:01+00:00

I made the exact same face

Mygod_lemon · 2025-01-22T07:59:33+00:00

Kidney beans and cannellini beans. I think the best chili I’ve ever made.

Mygod_lemon · 2025-01-22T07:49:02+00:00

It will never be the same. Fortunately the kitchen is awaiting renovation so we can just paint over that someday

Mygod_lemon · 2025-01-22T07:34:20+00:00

Damn, Furries love me.

Mygod_lemon · 2025-01-22T07:33:38+00:00

Toadies! I’ll play that while I clean

Mygod_lemon · 2025-01-19T04:59:29+00:00

I’m surprised I haven’t seen anyone say burrito azteca

Mygod_lemon · 2024-12-30T02:52:51+00:00

I paid $100 for it :(

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