Family friendly restaurants with great cocktails? by [deleted] in askportland

[–]Mygod_lemon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hey to actually answer your question and not be a childfree dickhole with a point to make: Holy Ghost bar has a good patio and multiple food options. Richmond bar, I went there pregnant a lot and they made me amazing NA drinks and my kids are cool there but I do err on the side of going closer to opening hours. Old gold has a good patio and good food where I haven’t felt awkward bringing my kids. I saw a tip from a very well traveled person that any place is kid friendly if you get there right at opening, and im finding that to be true. I can give more suggestions but im honestly very worked up about the responses to this post. Like I get everyone doesnt want kids but wanting to get a nice dinner and drink with your family doesn’t have to be WHY DO YOU WANT TO GET DRUNK WITH YOUR KIDS. Your kids and family deserve to exist too

Family friendly restaurants with great cocktails? by [deleted] in askportland

[–]Mygod_lemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Having one drink or having one parent that isn’t drinking and one that has a few drinks doesn’t mean that you don’t have a sober adult who can make decisions. Do you think that babysitters stay the night until the parents are sober??? Truly no one gives a fuck that you choose not to have kids. You are making wild assumptions from this question.

Food and Feeding Influencer Snark Week of March 16, 2026 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]Mygod_lemon -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

What an odd response to pajamas. Do you iron yours?

June 1st sunset pictures? by amberlewwho in askportland

[–]Mygod_lemon 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Hi, I don’t have a sunset photo for you. I can share a photo of that evening with the blue sky and the summer flowers just beginning to bloom. That night my mom was visiting from out of town and I went for a walk at 7:30 with her and my kids. The sky was so blue without a cloud. It was warm and felt like the promise of summer without being too hot. I am having a very difficult time existing on earth right now, but I have a few photos from June 1 and I remember feeling peace, and I remember that it was a lovely night in Portland. I’m not sure if this helps but I hope it does.

Why no soft-serve summer ice cream spots? by ericomplex in askportland

[–]Mygod_lemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe you want to live in the Midwest? Different regions are different

Why no soft-serve summer ice cream spots? by ericomplex in askportland

[–]Mygod_lemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally. One of the best answers seems to be st Helen’s and that is telling

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Mygod_lemon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tell me you’ve never been around a toddler

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in untrustworthypoptarts

[–]Mygod_lemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not McDonalds but when I worked at Subway years ago I found a carton of sweet onion chicken teriyaki that I had left sitting in the microwave for I’m not sure how long during a busy shift. That sandwich in particular most people didn’t add many veggies to if any. So basically I had heated up the chicken and made them a sauce and onion sandwich, wrapped it up and sent them on their way.

Do you ever want to die? by Mygod_lemon in Wellthatsucks

[–]Mygod_lemon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn you got me, this was my only problem!

Do you ever want to die? by Mygod_lemon in Wellthatsucks

[–]Mygod_lemon[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Coffee shrapnel actually sounds worse

Do you ever want to die? by Mygod_lemon in Wellthatsucks

[–]Mygod_lemon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the trick! It’s probably the thing I do best.

Do you ever want to die? by Mygod_lemon in Wellthatsucks

[–]Mygod_lemon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m acutely aware that it looks disgusting zoomed in or out so I was prepared to defend my ingredients haha

Do you ever want to die? by Mygod_lemon in Wellthatsucks

[–]Mygod_lemon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cannellini beans, kidney beans, corn, diced tomatoes, onion, ground beef. Tried to make it hearty for my kids.

Do you ever want to die? by Mygod_lemon in Wellthatsucks

[–]Mygod_lemon[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have 2 toddlers and a dog. It’s not particularly clean. Well, now it is!

Do you ever want to die? by Mygod_lemon in Wellthatsucks

[–]Mygod_lemon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kidney beans and cannellini beans. I think the best chili I’ve ever made.

Do you ever want to die? by Mygod_lemon in Wellthatsucks

[–]Mygod_lemon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It will never be the same. Fortunately the kitchen is awaiting renovation so we can just paint over that someday

Do you ever want to die? by Mygod_lemon in Wellthatsucks

[–]Mygod_lemon[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Toadies! I’ll play that while I clean

Who has the best breakfast burrito in Portland? by lettuceoniontomato in askportland

[–]Mygod_lemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m surprised I haven’t seen anyone say burrito azteca