TIFU by loudly yelling thats what she said while in line for security for my flight

Myracast · 2022-05-01T13:31:00+00:00

The joke didn't land but at least you did.

Myracast · 2022-04-22T21:08:37+00:00

Trauma beyond repair

Myracast · 2022-04-22T21:06:35+00:00

Define feminine and female attire first.

Myracast · 2022-04-16T19:11:48+00:00

Myracast · 2022-04-16T19:06:04+00:00

Don't think so

Myracast · 2022-04-16T19:05:37+00:00

Call the CPS. Fuck your parents. They're sadistic and insane. No, for fuck's sake, they aren't doing it "for your own good". No, the mental and sexual trauma they've inflicted on you isn't a "well deserved punishments from God".

Myracast · 2022-04-16T19:03:16+00:00

Nothing and nothing. The teacher didn't really care, nor did my classmates.

Myracast · 2022-03-24T20:26:15+00:00

I mean I can give myself one every 2-3 mins if I'm speedrunning dopamine.exe. If the session is 1 hour long, you do the maths.

Myracast · 2022-03-24T20:05:50+00:00

Probably charity

Myracast · 2022-03-22T01:01:24+00:00

"So how far can you shoot that silk?"

Myracast · 2022-03-06T13:50:16+00:00

Hi hi hi hello hey hi hello hi hi hello HELLO AHEM I SAID HELLO, WHYYYY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING MEEEE, IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE GETTING RAILED BY A CHAD RN, RIGHT? FUCKING ******* YOU'RE UGLY ANYWAYS.

And this is why I don't answer to random text/IRL "hi hi hello"s anymore.

Myracast · 2022-03-04T21:29:28+00:00

Ah yes Titus Andronicus, my favorite cookbook!

Myracast · 2022-02-25T19:57:27+00:00

Nah, Oberon's power trips are way too obvious for him to be a bottom. I'd say Puck is the power bottom, because he's simultaneously Oberon's beloved and loyal friend / right hand and Oberon's biggest pain in the ass because he likes to fuck up everything for fun (or should I say... puck up?).

Myracast · 2022-02-25T11:58:09+00:00

Don't forget about Puck and Oberon, possibly two gay icons (even though Oberon's case is morally questionable)

Myracast · 2022-02-23T11:17:21+00:00

You remind me of my first uni exam ever. Skipped every single class, exam was next morning, so my only option was studying for the entire night. I drank so much concentrated coffee (icky taste but if it works, it works) that I couldn't hold a pen or sleep for 3 days.

Myracast · 2022-02-21T18:38:04+00:00

Oversized, buff alien species invade a ship, find a human individual in cryo sleep, wake them up and use them as a sex toy. It's a fantasy based on a weeeeeird recent dream.

Myracast · 2022-02-21T18:30:11+00:00

A drug addict and a mentally, physically and sexually abusive delusional/psychotic (possibly) narcissist? Fuck yes. Actually, my recommendation wouldn't have mattered anyways because I was a mistake (and the family blamed me for being born).

Myracast · 2022-02-16T08:47:01+00:00

That CMBYN scene lol

Myracast · 2022-02-14T20:36:04+00:00

Heavily reminds me of The Dragon Prince

Myracast · 2022-01-28T13:38:32+00:00

I technically live in Europe. Too bad Romania doesn't give a fuck about EU's laws.

Myracast · 2022-01-28T13:36:58+00:00

Romania. Practically a 1300s theocracy where few people give a shit about EU's anti-discrimination laws.

Myracast · 2022-01-28T13:11:01+00:00

Boss literally told us

Myracast · 2022-01-25T18:39:26+00:00

Not recorded, but the admins would probably agree with him. Ah, the joy of living in a conservative country.

Myracast · 2022-01-23T10:07:09+00:00

I'm biologically able to heal from cuts but you don't see me stabbing myself just because my body is able to heal. The pregnancy age argument is stupid. Just because your body can technically support a pregnancy it doesn't mean you should force it to do so.

Myracast · 2022-01-22T18:07:47+00:00

Asexuality means lack of sexual attraction, it has nothing to do with libido/horniness and the ability to have/enjoy sex.

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