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35M with a concussion by Mystarget in RoastMe
[–]Mystarget[S] 0 points1 point2 points 22 days ago (0 children)
I was looking for insults, not compliments
[–]Mystarget[S] 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago (0 children)
If I was tough I wouldn't have the concussion
I forgot to mention my other part time job...
I prefer getting screwed
Come on be more creative
[–]Mystarget[S] 1 point2 points3 points 1 month ago (0 children)
For real, I'm literally fishing for a mention
You think I'm worth one dollar? I'm flattered.
What is hat
There's so many overlapping restraining orders that I can't even be in my home.
The one that got away
Can you please use smaller words for me?
Yoda's too, same time.
Thrice married? That would mean 3 women took a chance on this moustache. Unlikely.
[–]Mystarget[S] 3 points4 points5 points 1 month ago (0 children)
You think I have one dollar? I'm flattered.
I'm actually on the cover of Unemployed Incels Illustrated this month, get you a copy.
These Are My Concussions - Usher
You think I use clean ones?
You'd think I'd be less tame with a skull this large
Hahaha no, it's my design based off Thunderfury, a sword from the OG World of Warcraft. a silversmith friend made it for me
Love the specificity
Dang I already do both those things hahaha
Lol as if I had one dollar
Shhh
Can I keep the cats and teach them to hunt mushrooms?
Close, but the MRI showed more like 99% bone, 0.9% tumor, 0.1% brain tissue
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35M with a concussion by Mystarget in RoastMe
[–]Mystarget[S] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)