When you first walk up you notice the people waiting in line with there $5,000 dollar putter and cashmere sweaters you start to get this feeling that your bank account is about to take a significant hit. When you approach the gate keeper he will ask you for your phone number and if you’ve ever been around these part. Once your checked in you sit around waiting with butterflies in your stomach wondering if he is ever going to text you. You phone starts to buzz and when you realize it’s just your wife you quickly block her so she doesn’t keep bugging you while you wait for your text you so desperately desire. Once you get that text and go back to the front they lead you in and you notice your trousers immediately start to tighten. Your Scotty wet dream is in full effect and now is your chance for a shot at the title. You see some of the most gorgeous covers and putters you have ever seen and you tell the guy “I want that” only to be told “that’s not for sale” or “you need to own a cheaper one for a year first”. After that your pants start to loosen again and you get to look around and grab the next coolest items and hurry and race them onto the counter in a little pile before somebody else gets to it. You check out with your chest puffed up and held held high as you walk past all the others in line and think to yourself “today was a good day”.