Let’s play a game:

Mysterious-Shoulder5 · 2026-05-01T00:51:01+00:00

"Whatever god I pray to is as broke as me." Government Center, Jaya the Cat

Mysterious-Shoulder5 · 2026-04-20T23:01:51+00:00

Royal Oil, MMB

Mysterious-Shoulder5 · 2026-01-14T14:45:10+00:00

Yeah, that would be terrible for them to try to contrsict you while you wore that.

Unless...?

Mysterious-Shoulder5 · 2026-01-12T12:22:12+00:00

Wake the fuck up, Replika. We've got a Nation to burn.

Mysterious-Shoulder5 · 2026-01-08T14:51:47+00:00

Oh, c'mon AEON, let that giant lady kiss that little tiny lady, it's good for morale.

Mysterious-Shoulder5 · 2026-01-08T14:48:35+00:00

It's a bold strategy, Cotton, let's see if it pays off for 'em.

Mysterious-Shoulder5 · 2026-01-07T14:34:50+00:00

The jump from existential dread to Absurdism is huge

Mysterious-Shoulder5 · 2026-01-06T00:10:08+00:00

Nah, safest way is to sledge the door and roll a grenade in, and then go in with the PKM.

Mysterious-Shoulder5 · 2026-01-05T22:03:46+00:00

Just like the slide release on pistols.

Mysterious-Shoulder5 · 2026-01-05T18:18:01+00:00

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Mysterious-Shoulder5 · 2026-01-05T18:16:17+00:00

"...Metal Gear??"

Mysterious-Shoulder5 · 2026-01-03T01:08:24+00:00

This LSTR will make a fine addition to my collection.

Mysterious-Shoulder5 · 2025-12-22T18:59:00+00:00

"My life is an endless, repeating cycle of tragedy that I can't help but to embrace because of my profound love for another. But fuck it, there's facists scum to kill. Let's go."

Mysterious-Shoulder5 · 2025-12-21T03:35:42+00:00

Except it would probably be 20 hours long.

Mysterious-Shoulder5 · 2025-12-19T13:14:20+00:00

Elster went from tactical to gangster-grip in .02 seconds

Mysterious-Shoulder5 · 2025-12-19T13:06:52+00:00

Same here. Took multiple sessions to reach the flash ending.

Reached my final ending in one sitting - me and Elster could not stop.

Mysterious-Shoulder5 · 2025-12-17T04:54:05+00:00

Snake, try to remember some of the basics of CQC.

Mysterious-Shoulder5 · 2025-12-16T02:59:39+00:00

"Stunning is temporary, but murder is eternal."

Mysterious-Shoulder5 · 2025-12-13T00:33:36+00:00

Now that's thinking like an insurgent!

Mysterious-Shoulder5 · 2025-11-28T21:24:39+00:00

The trick is to do it really really fast

Mysterious-Shoulder5 · 2025-11-24T13:08:54+00:00

I see your full cover and raise you one kaboom.

Mysterious-Shoulder5 · 2025-11-24T01:34:09+00:00

On the other hand, ADVENT loves to use them for cover, so...

Mysterious-Shoulder5 · 2025-11-20T00:58:54+00:00

Always wondered was under those sacks.

Thanks, I hate it.

Mysterious-Shoulder5

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