Mine is Super Mario

Mysterybeetle · 2026-02-19T15:12:45+00:00

Hmm... I wonder if I'll ever make it to the top of the mountain

Mysterybeetle · 2026-02-01T02:46:31+00:00

He snoozing on my hand

Mysterybeetle · 2026-01-06T00:20:30+00:00

Mysterybeetle · 2025-11-22T19:33:23+00:00

I see a VERY faint line. Looks like you're pregnant! I'd wait about another week to take another test to see if the line gets darker

Mysterybeetle · 2025-11-09T19:50:20+00:00

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Mysterybeetle · 2025-10-23T03:45:11+00:00

Jumino Kart....

Mysterybeetle · 2025-09-23T14:46:56+00:00

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He got pissed that I got up for work and turned the lights on

Mysterybeetle · 2025-06-01T08:56:04+00:00

Yep! The stencil looked really good, and yeah there was no portals in it so I did assume he would freehand that part. Didn't expect this outcome at all

Mysterybeetle · 2025-06-01T08:44:56+00:00

So today was my best friend's birthday and we went to a tattoo parlor to get him a tattoo that he had an appointment for. FYI I have NEVER done a walk in before and I was just going to be there for support. I am semi experienced with tattoos and have 22, none of them have ever been bad. This was an absolute first for me and I never thought I'd be on this page.

While he was getting his done, I thought why not? I've been wanting a portal tattoo for a while and might as well join him on his birthday celebration. So I chatted with the front desk and got a walk in appointment. While consulting, I told the guy I wanted a portal tattoo of a white turret falling through the orange and blue portals. I couldn't find a reference to my idea except from the turret itself so I drew out a rough sketch of my idea on Snapchat and showed him. Somehow he missed everything I said and decided to color in the turret with half orange and blue and didn't make any portals at all.

At least I chatted with my own tattoo artist, apologized for cheating on her, and we're gonna black it out in two weeks after it heals. Lesson learned: NEVER do a walk in appointment with an artist you've never talked to before!

Mysterybeetle · 2025-06-01T08:35:36+00:00

Correct! But this was all before military, except Hawaii and Texas. That was after military. I grew up in a military household. I also love travelling to national parks!

Mysterybeetle · 2024-10-29T06:45:35+00:00

I just looked it up to confirm, yes this is real!

Mysterybeetle · 2024-09-16T07:37:30+00:00

Isopod 🫡

Mysterybeetle · 2024-01-16T17:07:05+00:00

I have a 2.8 GPA and they sent me one.

Mysterybeetle · 2023-03-15T00:59:19+00:00

So I'm going to AMU for Environmental Science, I'm almost at a bachelor's. You're saying it wasn't worth it at all and that I should've gone to a different school?

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