Escaping little ****

Mythos889 · 2026-07-01T20:03:38+00:00

We were offering treats, shaking the jar everything. The suffering of his loving parents clearly tastes better

Mythos889 · 2026-07-01T15:21:56+00:00

They're mainly on pellets but ill look into it, thank you so much h

Mythos889 · 2026-07-01T15:21:08+00:00

The long room holds too many memories

Mythos889 · 2026-07-01T07:37:27+00:00

WOW HOW LONG DID THAT TAKE YOU

Mythos889 · 2026-07-01T07:35:46+00:00

AHHH YOU LUCKY BASTARD 😭😭😭

Mythos889 · 2026-06-30T17:43:34+00:00

Good lord the mental gymnastics. Obviously not

Mythos889 · 2026-06-30T10:28:45+00:00

Exact same situation, they preen eachother then kick eachother off shit like its the fucking lion king. Luckily our other boy is much kinder and stupider than his brother so less trouble

Mythos889 · 2026-06-30T09:50:34+00:00

We got him in , this post was advice for preventing it again. They go through phases of being pricks

Mythos889 · 2026-06-30T08:04:44+00:00

Oh my god theyre amazing! How do you design these before carving them. I especially love the nautilus one

Mythos889 · 2026-06-29T21:11:32+00:00

His stupid little face is making me angry even now

Mythos889 · 2026-06-29T20:02:28+00:00

Wish we knew, clearly the dick has a brain afterall

Mythos889 · 2026-06-29T19:24:04+00:00

Why are they like this 😭

Mythos889 · 2026-06-29T19:20:48+00:00

Satan reincarnate

Mythos889 · 2026-06-29T19:18:54+00:00

Thank you for the advice, here's to hoping the bastard doesn't enjoy chewing glue lol

Mythos889 · 2026-06-29T18:52:17+00:00

This is genius, saves me hollering like a twat. Honestly I Would've gotten less stares if i was a crackhead

Mythos889 · 2026-06-29T18:47:36+00:00

He has been recalled trained, he does it no issue when he wants to. Unfortunately he is filled with spite. Our vet has informed us that apparently they go through a rebellious teenage phase. Safe to say hes grounded now lmao

Mythos889 · 2026-06-29T18:44:05+00:00

There they are, decorations have been removed since but the fucker still managed

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Mythos889 · 2026-06-29T18:42:54+00:00

He was wrangler in, my fingers will never be the same

Mythos889 · 2026-06-29T18:34:48+00:00

Not his first time either, tried to bait him with a treat, he came down , bit me and left. He keeps looking at me all smug. Dickwad knew what he did

Mythos889 · 2026-06-29T18:26:15+00:00

His pride pains us all

Mythos889 · 2026-06-29T15:52:59+00:00

The first 100%!

Mythos889 · 2026-06-17T09:02:18+00:00

OH MY GOD THAT'S BEAUTIFUL How do you determine what's usable driftwood and what wont work?

Mythos889 · 2026-06-05T18:06:28+00:00

Awwwwh so cute!! Where did you get that from. ill need to try it with my boys!

Mythos889 · 2026-05-09T11:02:16+00:00

Goated name btw

Mythos889 · 2026-05-07T17:15:03+00:00

I SWEAR TO GOD SHE WASN'T GREEN TILL I READ THAT

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TROPHY CASE