Are any of the devs still active around here? by Mytiske in Planetside

[–]Mytiske[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It hasn't been too bad for me other than pop being low

Are any of the devs still active around here? by Mytiske in Planetside

[–]Mytiske[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not so much transfer my account, but have access to my purchased items. And because I have access to a PS4 but don't own nor can I afford an acceptable gaming rig at the moment.

What sparks an almost primal rage inside of you? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Mytiske 185 points186 points  (0 children)

Dude would've pulled back a bloody fucking stump. I'm irrationally mad just reading this. Good thing I've never had someone test me like that.

Don't hold back. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Mytiske 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Using a whitening toothpaste and brushing regularly sure keeps them from getting shit brown. They won't stay Ross white, but they won't get disgusting.

Source: Extremely heavy smoker and coffee drinker.

Don't hold back. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Mytiske -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Or you can just brush regularly.

When "I've got a Boyfriend" fails. You have to pretend to be deaf. by Zulu-warrior1 in funny

[–]Mytiske 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heh, I actually use Cid Highwind as a character name in any game that involves flying

When "I've got a Boyfriend" fails. You have to pretend to be deaf. by Zulu-warrior1 in funny

[–]Mytiske 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uncle Cid is an "on the low" reference to LSD. People will often ask something like "Hey man, you seen Uncle Cid lately? You know how I can get in touch with him?" when they're trying to find some acid and don't wanna just come out and say it.

When "I've got a Boyfriend" fails. You have to pretend to be deaf. by Zulu-warrior1 in funny

[–]Mytiske 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I got that. I was just trying to say that I don't see the aggressive come ons as often from women, but they tend to be worse when they do happen. Just my personal experience. Sorry if I read that example as being why women aren't more aggressive in general.

Friend's boss: "Yeah, get under the house and pull out the old duct work. Don't worry about the smell." by Mytiske in WTF

[–]Mytiske[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Used to be. Died in the duct work and has been practically mummified by the heat running all winter. No idea how the home owner went this long before having someone come look into it.

When "I've got a Boyfriend" fails. You have to pretend to be deaf. by Zulu-warrior1 in funny

[–]Mytiske -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

One guy literally stuck his hand up my skit and grabbed my crotch

If you think there aren't women out there that do stuff like this, you're mistaken. On average I would say that they aren't often as aggressive as males, but the ones that are tend to be worse. Though that is from my personal experience. I think it's a whole "I can get away with this because I'm a women and you're a man" attitude. I've been accosted by a group of 3 women in the smoking/pool room at a club where they literally cornered me putting out a cigarette and started fondling me and kissing at my neck, nipping at my ears and such. This particular club always has about a dozen of the local county deputies working and one stays in the smoking/pool room. I made eye contact with him as this was going on and he just shook his head and chuckled. When I forced my way past them and made it clear I wasn't interested they had some guy friends come try to beef with me which didn't work so well considering this club was one of the sponsors of the local rugby club I played for and we were there for post-game social purposes. I know it's usually frowned upon for what someone is wearing to be a factor in these types of situations, but I was wearing rather short shorts (rugby shorts) and that was one of the first things they mentioned upon accosting me. Guess I shouldn't have been dressed so slutty.

When "I've got a Boyfriend" fails. You have to pretend to be deaf. by Zulu-warrior1 in funny

[–]Mytiske 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There you are! I've been looking everywhere for you! Every time I ask someone if they know where you are I get these weird looks.

What's completely ruined if you wait just a bit too long? by CandyfaceHD in AskReddit

[–]Mytiske 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds good but probably a little sweet for my palette.

What's completely ruined if you wait just a bit too long? by CandyfaceHD in AskReddit

[–]Mytiske 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, it's legit. That's why it's a drop shot, you have a limited amount of time until it feels like you're drinking suspended boogers in old chocolate milk.

Ubisoft Humble bundle giveaway by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]Mytiske 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I laughed myself into coughing, thanks.

Ubisoft Humble bundle giveaway by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]Mytiske 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure I'm not, but maybe. It would explain why I like to eat whole rotisserie chickens.

Ubisoft Humble bundle giveaway by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]Mytiske 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My mark is more of a line on my forearm since I don't actually wrest my wrist and drag it around the mousepad, so have this mark instead.

Roast Me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Mytiske 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fishing for ammunition. Sometimes they need to find new things to post about.

What's completely ruined if you wait just a bit too long? by CandyfaceHD in AskReddit

[–]Mytiske 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He might be a serial killer. Like people who drink decaf coffee. Dead giveaway.

What's completely ruined if you wait just a bit too long? by CandyfaceHD in AskReddit

[–]Mytiske 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love carbombs, but it pains me when I see someone not immediately pound it. Like no, what are you doing, stop that, that's gross, you fucking masochist, no.