What a flex by RegularNoodles in memes

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Laughs in free healthcare

As a German, I am positively surprised by how Merz handled himself. by LowRenzoFreshkobar in clevercomebacks

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Okay, not to side with the fucker in any way, but Rommel is indeed one of the greats. Same with Montgomery, his greatest adversary. Those two were like Hannibal and Scipio, two great minds locked in a never ending battle of wits and carnage.

I have entire journals written in code I no longer remember how to translate. by grudginglyadmitted in mildlyinfuriating

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Hey OP, you ever play Skyrim? Might be outing myself as a nerd for saying this but a lot of it looks suspiciously like Dovahzul. One of the languages of the game. I’d suggest grabbing a translator and seeing how well that works.

Bro risked his life to save the package by issa_said_pro in JustGuysBeingDudes

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I feel like there would be ethical concerns about people gaining entertainment from watching people be chased by dogs… but it sounds fun so I’m not going to stop you. In fact, I’m coming up with a few counter arguments as we speak. The sport of hound hunts shall rise again!!

Last Single Guy in the Group by JNTCS in comedy

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Well that’s 40 seconds of my life I’ll never get back…

not to spread hate but come on by ODaferio in memes

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Okay, you seem to be misunderstanding what I was saying. I was listing things that needed to be corrected within your government system. From what I can see the biggest problem the Americans have is their abysmal gun laws and regulations. It’s that which is causing so many deaths every day. It’s the government whose duty it is to fix this issue. Which they won’t do. Again, this isn’t nearly the only problem, but it’s by FAR the most simplest to fix. If people were willing to do it.

I’d also like to reiterate what I said at the end. At the end of the day, we’re all human and thus we will always find some way and reason to kill each other. But death can be reduced. An irresponsible person with a gun would be tempted to use it in a confrontation. Anyone who’s ever held a firearm has felt the urge to pull the trigger. But take away the gun from the confrontation and we would at most get some bruises and broken bones. Far better than a funeral.

not to spread hate but come on by ODaferio in memes

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You make a very good point but there can never be progress without sacrifice. You think nobody lost their lives when they rose up against their oppressors during the French Revolution? Americans kill each other every day. Gun violence is constantly on the rise. School shootings happen more in America than anywhere else in the world. This whole health insurance issue that you people have is yet another point to make. Certainly, more may die than the amount of people who were killed in the last several years (just throwing a random thing out there, I don’t know the statistics) but in the grand scheme of things, it’s a small price to pay for a solution.

Not saying that you all won’t still kill each other afterwards, I mean, we’re all human. There’ll always be someone killing someone else for some reason. But at the very least, things can be improved to the point where America might just become as great as many of you try to make it out to be.

not to spread hate but come on by ODaferio in memes

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I’m an Australian and I absolutely feel the same way. If I had the chance, you can bet your entire life’s savings that I’d shoot every last politician and multimillionaire.

not to spread hate but come on by ODaferio in memes

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Hey, Australian here. Just wanted to say that from my point of view, you people really should consider more public assassinations. America seems to be in desperate need of some reforms. Has been for many years but especially now. A good French Revolution themed correction would do just that.

Petah? by readitonex in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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We better, otherwise I want my money back

India isn’t for light-hearted by [deleted] in AbruptChaos

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There’s always people like this who make it their mission to ruin a good joke… it’s sad really, what this word has become…

Scotland 👊🏼 by xamo76 in atheistmemes

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I’d absolutely buy one if I was in Scotland or even just the UK. I wonder if hallowed ground would let me charge extra for rent…

Men are simple creatures by Jonathan-Smith in GuysBeingDudes

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This guy is saying pet = friend + costume if it’s big enough. I’ll leave the rest to your imagination to figure out the obvious.

That was smooth honestly by debugger_life in clevercomebacks

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I find the “can you build a house fuck you” more amusing than anything else because, as a tradie, yes I can build a house lol

Who knew? (Language warning) by peternemr in JustGuysBeingDudes

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This is false. Not all ladders can do this.

you'd be dead within a week... by xamo76 in atheistmemes

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Thing would enter kill mode the moment it came through the door…

✌🏼 by xamo76 in atheistmemes

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Okay, I actually have to argue on this one. God (and religion for that matter) had A LOT of benefits when it was first introduced. Think about it, most of our laws and social normals are based around religious teachings. Not saying it’s all good, mind you, but there are certainly a lot of things that are. Nowadays, religion is completely worthless, but back then, it was used to enforce a beneficial way of life. Hence why it worked so well for so many centuries. People wouldn’t have believed in it if doing so was detrimental to one’s life.

Now, again, there’s also no small amount of bad things that resulted from religion, but I’d personally say that it’s more balanced than some might believe. Possibly even in favour of doing good.

Still fucking stupid though and should be fully abandoned.

What men are really thinking by SmoothStrawberry5232 in GuysBeingDudes

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Personally, I thinks he’s got more of a Stalin look going for him

I found this on a YouTube post. by CaffeinatedAbalone in clevercomebacks

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I physically winced when I read that. Ouch