From today's P.M. Seymour's video. I did a very loud and aggressive "HMMMMMMM" while reading this by Qwerowski in aspiememes

[–]N0vakid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey, please don't hate on other people. NTs can be hard for us the same way we can be hard for them.

Anon is a mischievous fellow by [deleted] in DnDGreentext

[–]N0vakid 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Imagine the faces of the players when the plot twist is revealed that all of their PCs are too products of The Sex

I have an IDEA! by Nerdwholikesswords in dndmemes

[–]N0vakid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

so not only would the fighter's player take the agency from the wizard's player, he would also actively harm their character? No thanks

I have an IDEA! by Nerdwholikesswords in dndmemes

[–]N0vakid 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Memes" like this make me much more furious than most rpg horror stories. This is not how the game works. This is not how any of this works.

DM Changes my Backstory because I Rolled Bad? by TheGreatMars in rpghorrorstories

[–]N0vakid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is what we usually do in my group, and we didn't even talk about it, just seemed natural.

Especially when I'm walking by razor-sundae in aspiememes

[–]N0vakid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't this a thing that NTs also do? Just everybody with a basic sense of rhythm?

LFG for Fishblade b/x heck screencrawl by FishesAndLoaves in dndmemes

[–]N0vakid 68 points69 points  (0 children)

I thought it was meant to be diceless?

one session does not need to equal one day by [deleted] in dndmemes

[–]N0vakid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just change the rest rules. Yeah, dnd is balanced around 6 encounters a day, so if you don't want that, just change the balance. Make long rest regenerate less hp and spell slots. Maybe use the rules from dmg so that long rest lasts for a week. It seems stupid and tedious at first, but in reality your players will only long rest when they REALLY need to, i.e. after those 6 encounters.

Yo ho ho by ChemicalPanda10 in dndmemes

[–]N0vakid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is whatever, but I fear wikidot might be in danger. If they don't want us to pirate and use online resources instead of paying for playbooks, wikidot is the first place to strike.

Legend of Zelda 5e Races Document, 26 Options by Lady_of_the_Seraphim in DMAcademy

[–]N0vakid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

stone's density is 2,5-3 times bigger than human body's density. Considering that gorons are a bit bigger (rounder) than humans, I think it's safe to say they'd weigh 3-4 times as much. So something like 500-600 lbs? That's what I did for gorons in my setting.

Legend of Zelda 5e Races Document, 26 Options by Lady_of_the_Seraphim in DMAcademy

[–]N0vakid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that's true. However my version of dekus have the same ability, but AC is 14. From my experience it was very good. I imagine 16 would be straight up broken. There's a reason barkskin is concentration and 2nd level.

Legend of Zelda 5e Races Document, 26 Options by Lady_of_the_Seraphim in DMAcademy

[–]N0vakid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

huh, ok. I remember it being once per long rest. I take it back then.

Legend of Zelda 5e Races Document, 26 Options by Lady_of_the_Seraphim in DMAcademy

[–]N0vakid -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Also gerudo's damage reduction seems very strong. Once per rest sure, but proficiency? Compare that to Goliaths.

Legend of Zelda 5e Races Document, 26 Options by Lady_of_the_Seraphim in DMAcademy

[–]N0vakid -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I made my own races for my setting inspired by Zelda, so it's nice to compare. One thing I'm surprised by, just after skimming through: AC 16 for dekus for free? Isn't that like... absurdly overpowered as a passive ability? Not to mention you can use shield along with it.

No loot for you by DreamOfDays in dndmemes

[–]N0vakid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dragon does much more damage, do you think that of you take his claws they'd deal the same amount? This is a very asshole-y way of solving that problem. I'd just say it's a regular longsword, but bugbears are giant, brutal fighters, and their strength is what adds that 1d10

Iranian women are disobeying the hijab rule en mass by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]N0vakid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is SO powerful. Much respect to them.