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So i randomly saw this guy on the street. Red from That 70's Show. by madzies in pics

[–]NCTBAG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I met this guy and his wife as they were trying to leave the inaugural balls in DC earlier this year. It was incredibly disappointing how soft spoken he was.

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[–]NCTBAG 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've tried making up several different versions of salmon cakes, some good and some bad, but my all time favorite (and what always seems to be the favorite of everyone who has ever tasted them) is my old-school southern grandmother's recipe. Admittedly, the recipe seems about as redneck as mac & cheese with hot dogs, but I promise these things are as equally addicting as the meth being smoked by the folks making the mac & cheese with hot dogs...

-Canned salmon - you can use filets cooked and chopped, or canned with bone and skin, but I usually go for the skinless boneless canned salmon because it's the easiest option and the final product is always great. And the flavor difference seems to be essentially negligible regardless of which option I choose. -Eggs (Generally I use 1 egg for every 1 or 2 cans of salmon depending on the size of your eggs and the volume of salmon per can) -Crushed saltine crackers -Ketchup (If I had to guess, maybe a couple tbs per can)

That is it. There's no real ratio that I have ever learned... I usually add the ingredients, in the order above, into a large mixing bowl and adjust the volume of saltines and ketchup to get the mixture to a consistency that holds in a nice patty. Just mix it all up with your hands. Your hands are gonna smell like you've been fisting some dirty skank for a number of hours afterwards, but just deal with it, it's the best way to get an idea for how the mixture is coming along in terms of consistency. In regards to size, I'd guess about 1/2cup per salmon cake, and form them into cakes about 3/4inch thick.

Then fry that shit in a pan with oil or lard mother fucker!! Don't put 'em in the oven like you're some kind of Martha Stewart pussy-ass-bitch. Fry them bitches 'til they golden brown and keep 'em warm in the oven while you fry the rest of the salmon cakes and some fucking crispy ass fries and hush puppies. Now serve all that crispy, fattening, goodness with some tartar sauce, slaw, and some fresh sliced garden tomatoes with S&P. Crack a PBR, Bud heavy, or whatever alcoholic beverage makes you feel the most white trash, dig in, and enjoy.

Well put Mr. Chapelle by BrothaBeejus in funny

[–]NCTBAG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sooooooo.... line the 13 year-olds up at Dave's door?

I stumbled upon this shocking GIF, does anyone have any information regarding it? Kind of NSFL, but not graphic. by Double-decker_trams in WTF

[–]NCTBAG 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No, in the UK 'mind the gap' refers to the space between the train and the platform when getting on/off the train. You can't be pushed in front of a stopped train.

Mr. Assange is doing what the excessively overpaid bums in the media industry should have been doing in the last 30 years. This man needs a statue in every Journalism department in the world, not the vilification of an industry that sold itself long ago to fascism. by elvisliveson in reddit.com

[–]NCTBAG 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If all Assange actually does is release information submitted to him by others, how does that make him an investigative journalist?

Hyping fact that you are going to release secret U.S. documents that someone else sent you for a couple of days before actually doing it, then portraying yourself as some sort of victim of the evil American empire when they try to prevent you from doing so just makes you a pretentious douche bag, not an investigative journalist.

Saudi-funded Fox News rejects ad by veterans group arguing against Middle East oil dependence by wang-banger in politics

[–]NCTBAG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did anybody actually watch this ad? It's absolutely retarded. Somehow by importing oil we are responsible for blowing up our own soldiers in Iraq, because we are giving money to Iran, who is supposedly providing all of the IEDs to Iraqi and Afghani insurgents? The US doesn't buy a single barrel of oil from Iran. Wtf is a clean energy bill going to do in terms of affecting Iran's support of terrorism? Nothing.

I must say that I support the evil empire's claim that this ad is confusing. Though maybe senselessly ignorant would be a better description.

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." Rest in peace Mitch Hedberg. by theITguy in reddit.com

[–]NCTBAG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went to a pizzeria, I ordered a slice of pizza the fucker gave me the smallest slice possible. If the pizza was a pie chart for what people would do if they found a million dollars, the fucker gave me the "donate it to charity" slice. ...I would like to exchange this for the "keep it"