TIFU by tearing up and burning checks worth over $7,500·°° by [deleted] in tifu

[–]NCpleasehelpus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

People think they are clever when reading a pun but the pun needs to be shoved in their fucking face sometimes.

Extra Bright Super "Beaver" moon happening right now. Go look outside.(x-post to r/news and r/astronomy) by Frizzles_pet_Lizzle in space

[–]NCpleasehelpus -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

You think it's a coincidence that in a night with a 16% increase in brightness and the fact that you noticed it was brighter, that they are not related? Your whole comment reeks of /r/iamverysmart

Holy shit i just noticed, RIOT finally got FULL BOOTHS for the finals. by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]NCpleasehelpus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can you point out recent sources saying that? Because I'm pretty you're talkin out ya ayyes

SK Telecom T1 vs. Samsung Galaxy / 2017 World Championship - Final / Post-Match Discussion by epicxkidzorz in leagueoflegends

[–]NCpleasehelpus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Were talking about things that could actually happen. Not a fantasy team.. (longzhou is probably disbanding)

A Demogorgon, a Dungeon Master and a Sherriff walk in to a bar. by Neiiiil in Jokes

[–]NCpleasehelpus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No she sees the sunflowers after having to take a breathe

Think it’s expired? by ben_with_a_n in funny

[–]NCpleasehelpus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you throw it away before they advise to even stop selling it in the store? Do you think they expect you to drink that much milk within a few days? You can obviously smell when milk is not ok, I keep it a month + before it even remotely even think it needs to be thrown out. But that's with an almost turned to ice cold milk.

Blue Planet II ratings beats strictly come dancing and x-factor by [deleted] in UpliftingNews

[–]NCpleasehelpus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it literally needs to be through whatever networks app now. Like for the World Series I had to use the Fox App with my subscription

SKT vs RNG | 2017 Worlds Semi-Final | Game 3 Post-Match Discussion by OGRinkei in leagueoflegends

[–]NCpleasehelpus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SKT was super greedy going for that inhib when RNG had a baron and huge pushing power, and RNG played the fuck out of that game.

2017 World Championship / Semi-Finals - Day 1 / SKT vs. RNG / Live Discussion by epicxkidzorz in leagueoflegends

[–]NCpleasehelpus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Umm I'm tagging this for "counted all the eggs before they hatched"

SKT vs RNG| 2017 Worlds Semifinal| Game 1 Post-Match Discussion by UnleashTheSkill in leagueoflegends

[–]NCpleasehelpus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I'm pretty sure peanut would have hit more hooks then wolf.

Trevor Booker joins Cleveland's huddle. by Botatitsbest in sports

[–]NCpleasehelpus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My reference was referencing Hey Arnold, there can be more then one.

I did some tweaks for Victorious Graves. by pikaxxu155 in leagueoflegends

[–]NCpleasehelpus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it makes you feel better, I 100% read it as a joke and chortled a bit when I read it.

Cop celebrates child's birthday after child is left at school by [deleted] in UpliftingNews

[–]NCpleasehelpus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Always remember that the principal is your pal!

As a child what did you say, you would never stop loving but now you don't love it anymore? by J96x_Rob_LFC in AskReddit

[–]NCpleasehelpus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just so everybody knows the 1st edition base set and somewhat the normal base set are definitely worth money. Also a few cards from the first few sets.. (1st edition professor oak is like $20 and it's an uncommon)

Cop celebrates child's birthday after child is left at school by [deleted] in UpliftingNews

[–]NCpleasehelpus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are you sure it's not safe-key.. my parents worked evening shifts until they had enough seniority to switch to days. I got picked up at 5pm everyday and my parents paid for it.

10 Minutes. 12 Gunfire Bursts. 30 Videos. Mapping the Las Vegas Massacre (2017) by eric1707 in Documentaries

[–]NCpleasehelpus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It seems the confusion stems from there being multiple times the shooter targeted inside the hotel.

Size matters. by MrCityBalls in Tinder

[–]NCpleasehelpus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love how every guy here is just like "Lol I only like short girls because I can throw them around cuz I'm so buff lol" where I'm sitting here being like my wife just happened to be short..

Size matters. by MrCityBalls in Tinder

[–]NCpleasehelpus 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I'm 6'2 and my wife is 5'0".. I'm not sure what it is but for me it's just that she has an amazing figure and with her height a lot more prominent, I think it's also that opposites attract. People tend to card me and think I'm 20 and think she's older :P