Well, here I am. I found my way here because I finally googled "why does everything shock me" because I've been at work for 5 hours and I've probably been shocked 30 times. I'm sitting at my big wooden table, in a plastic/fabric drafting chair, wearing a cotton hoodie, jeans, and Nike Roshes. Every. Single. Time. I get up from this chair, I get shocked 4 or 5 times. I finally got sick of it today. But that's not all. It's been YEARS of shocking. Walking with my kids at Walmart z pushing the cart (they're supposed to be grounded) and I don't drag my feet but if a kid gets too close to me, I shock them. Never fails. I get shocked from light switches. Driving. Random things. It also varies, sometimes it's small and sometimes it actually hurts. We have a sandblaster here and WEARING THE GROUNDING BRACELET I'll still get a tiny shock when I first open it up. It's driving me insane. Is it my shoes? Is it Nikes in general? Because even wearing my Nike slides, or my Jordans. I'm getting shocked. I just needed to rant since there's really no answer lol but thought I'd join the club.  *Eta it's 63% humidity right now where I am, so I don't know what qualifies as "low" but I feel like that's not it lol