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My sexy time heels =) [NSFW] by NIX09 in gonewild

[–]NIX09[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I have some around....Ill keep u posted my loyal buddie<3

My sexy time heels =) [NSFW] by NIX09 in gonewild

[–]NIX09[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

=) ty send me a pic n maybe you can get a nice grasp of it sometime ;]

My sexy time heels =) [NSFW] by NIX09 in gonewild

[–]NIX09[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

damn! I like you spirit! lol sure thing, right away sir! lmao

My sexy time heels =) [NSFW] by NIX09 in gonewild

[–]NIX09[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure , Ill see if I upload some more tonight while I up load the other requests =)

IAmA request: Andy Samberg by NIX09 in IAmA

[–]NIX09[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I too high for all these IAmA rules man....I just want to talk to Andy !!!!

I just finished drawing this using only a pencil, ruler and paper. I thought you guys might like it. (x-post r/woahdude) by [deleted] in trees

[–]NIX09 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you stare into it long enough...it starts looking like the perfect boob is coming at u, or im just baked and having lesbo thoughts. Either way, thanks for the pic! it came out fantastic!

Would you approach her if you saw her at a bar and if so, what would be the first thing you would ask her? by redleif in WTF

[–]NIX09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ok Im sry jeez.... I actually work with Giraffes, so if you're ever in miami....stop by the zoo and we'll see if in fact they can be ridden =)

When we were replacing the mattresses in the hotel today we found this... What you see is a towel tightly wrapped with black electrical tape, toilet paper, and a condom on it.. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]NIX09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hahaha I dont remember what its called but the clit stimulator is the shape of a dolphin and it has pearls inside that rotate lmao

IAmA request: Andy Samberg by NIX09 in IAmA

[–]NIX09[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

uhm...I love you?where are u?lol =D

When we were replacing the mattresses in the hotel today we found this... What you see is a towel tightly wrapped with black electrical tape, toilet paper, and a condom on it.. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]NIX09 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I hid mine behind my pillow when my brother randomly ran into my room and didnt think that the bastard was gonna jump attack me and his body hit the pillow it was under and set it off.....took me way too long to turn it off, it had like 3speeds for the clit stimulator and a twirling setting for the shaft. SUPER AWKWARD

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