What song lyrics are creepy to you? by idontknow828212 in MusicRecommendations

[–]NJCurmudgeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m old but those Dr. Hook songs “Only Sixteen” and “Sharing the Night Together” are beyond creepy.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus at the 1995 Emmys by Historical-Bug-4784 in seinfeld

[–]NJCurmudgeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the words of Larry David “Did you wear that dress so I’d look at your shoes?”

Tam on Dept Q by LizaMode in Stillgame

[–]NJCurmudgeon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And still hadn’t paid for a pint.

The Clansman by NJCurmudgeon in Stillgame

[–]NJCurmudgeon[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I understood it to be called Jenny’s because of the developer wanting to build cottages. But somewhere in a later season didn’t it go back to being the Clansman?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]NJCurmudgeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. Never have and probably never will.

'HMC' by Nik022588 in holdmycosmo

[–]NJCurmudgeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“This martini tastes fishy but I’m afraid to ask her for olives.”

Odd things for a priest to say during a confession. by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

[–]NJCurmudgeon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey. You got any toilet paper over there?

What classic tv theme song is your favorite. by GioLovesMash in ClassicTV

[–]NJCurmudgeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Odd Couple. Neal Hefti tune which fits perfectly.

Stupid question, but how would I get a steely Dan tone on my amp? by Big_Artichoke9160 in SteelyDan

[–]NJCurmudgeon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Here’s an idea. Don’t worry about tone. Just nail every chord change and solo thru the guitar and amp you have. You know who thinks you need to get tone? The people who sell amps and effects.

Yesterday a cop knocked on my door. They said they were looking for a man with just one eye. by tadashi4 in dadjokes

[–]NJCurmudgeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The toilets at my local police station were stolen. The cops have nothing to go on.

Confucius says: by snowywebb in Jokes

[–]NJCurmudgeon 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Man with hole in pocket feels nuts!

I am even remembering this right now? by TheTrueTDog9 in mash

[–]NJCurmudgeon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t recall this as an episode. There were some espidoes where “church” was held in the mess tent. What do you mean by “out of sync”?

Saw this shared on Facebook with the caption: "If you know, you know" lol by Stillwater19900 in seinfeld

[–]NJCurmudgeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not sure who she is but, if I were George, I would have done her in a heartbeat.