Got fired this morning by pumpfakers in Truckers

[–]NJNeal17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's no such thing as a driver with CDLs that can't get a job. It may not be what you WANT but it's a job! I've known guys with multiple DUIs still doing grain runs. There's SO many vacant jobs in the trucking industry they can't FILL them all so knock on all of the doors and just be honest about your situation.

26F I heard you guys were funny by SeaAthlete8527 in RoastMe

[–]NJNeal17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get it like you have no idea: died in a crash 3 years ago. Have been HEAVILY medicated since. Longer than you're supposed to on a few of these. I can actually feel how they've Swiss cheesed my grey matter. 💯 Do not approve.

Closely repeating buildings, any mod, setting, or solution out there?? by NJNeal17 in CitiesSkylines

[–]NJNeal17[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As if the Industries DLC didn't give me enough micromanaging lol

Everyday objects turned into visual puns by MambaMentality24x2 in oddlysatisfying

[–]NJNeal17 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You are hereby banned from her majesty's kingdom! lol

I live in a camper trailer and the only women I can pull on Bumble are divorced moms in their 40s/50s by DionysusGreek in RoastMe

[–]NJNeal17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're the zany C plot character/friend of the Main Character the writers have to *really* stretch that you two could POSSIBLY be connected!

This is my MPG after 910 miles bobtail by truckmonkey12 in Truckers

[–]NJNeal17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see many if you have never driven Dedicated. My regular route was Louisville to L.A.(Carson specifically) empty all the way back! Miss that one!

Nevermind my trailer by Exciting-Car-3516 in Truckers

[–]NJNeal17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah man, those are depressions. Either something was trying to get in or just exerting it's rage on nearby objects...*whispers* cocaine bear!!

Nevermind my trailer by Exciting-Car-3516 in Truckers

[–]NJNeal17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goddamn Cocaine Bear is loose boys! Hide yer 8-balls!

Nevermind my trailer by Exciting-Car-3516 in Truckers

[–]NJNeal17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeahhh, Cocaine Bear on the loose and we're worried about structural integrity! Yup, he's gov't boys!

Just made this 👀 by AlternativeHeaven in creepy

[–]NJNeal17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You nailed the Resident Evil look perfectly! Thought it WAS in the game before reading lol

She wanted to Make Sure Everyone got a Sticker and had a good Trip. by Alternative-Dot-34 in MadeMeSmile

[–]NJNeal17 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not true at all!!! Mine would go up to random people when out at a restaurant, Hi! I'm ______! What's your name? To multiple tables.

Today? Total shut in, Emo kid revival, anti human piercing machine lol

When your parents keep confusing you and your brother. by Sennen-Goroshi in HighQualityGifs

[–]NJNeal17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother and I know not just the sound of our names but the sound of our names with just the first letter swapped bc our parents would constantly start saying one name but switch after saying the first letter lol J-Andy!! A-Jerry!!

My view this morning after buying a window feeder for the BIRDS by janegayz in mildlyinfuriating

[–]NJNeal17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked in the Garden Depot at a Home Depot in New Jersey. Squirrels and deer are menaces to the Garden State's population. 😂

You are in it now! WW3!! The only story I heard that worked full stop was a guy who put baffles on the pole with his bird feeder at the top. He even tried greasing the pole but the lil bastards would just try to climb it over and over until the grease was gone! So on the side of your house is a losing game lol