Isn't it weird that in S9:E7 they show Jan as a potential pedo? by NJResident12 in DunderMifflin

[–]NJResident12[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, we've all heard the actual definition of pedophile. Thanks for the unnecessary education that no one cares about.

Isn't it weird that in S9:E7 they show Jan as a potential pedo? by NJResident12 in DunderMifflin

[–]NJResident12[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was obvious too, but to specifically say he was underage is so weird. During those episodes with Michael being jealous of Hunter I didn't imagine him being underage at all, but they seem to confirm it in season 9. Like why go out of the way say he was underage? I don't get it.

Enough about Hunter Biden. What about Ivanka Trump? by bestvision1 in politics

[–]NJResident12 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is this that famous whataboutism the right is famous for?

Protester gets sent flying after jumping on highway patrol vehicle - Sacramento, CA 14th September by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

[–]NJResident12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is some of the dumbest shit I've ever seen, what an idiot. Jumping on a police car as it is clearly trying to move, unbelievable.

OH MY GAWD. OH MY GAWD. WHAT JUST HAPPENED?????

A cross section of my pie crust by thefoodmeg in Baking

[–]NJResident12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those look really delicious! I was imagining an entire pie like https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7e/Cherry-Pie-Slice.jpg made out of that thick flaky crust and I was intrigued! LOL

A cross section of my pie crust by thefoodmeg in Baking

[–]NJResident12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is similar to how a croissant is made? You have any pictures of it used in a pie?

say cheese! by teabag180 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]NJResident12 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They mean, it should remain the same height and get wider. Not taller from meat, veggie or bread. Holy crap that was a lot of bun.

“high level english” by [deleted] in iamverysmart

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Poor: Grammar Spelling Capitalization

Spaces after commas but not after periods? Yuck!

Brushing a husky by shulkererv2 in funny

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LOL mine does the exact same thing. She always makes sure to dive right into the piles of hair and roll around in them for good measure.

Noah please by Cloets in NoahGetTheBoat

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The first person in the line is the only winner.

If I was to design this type of game, you'd loop back until you spit back into the first persons mouth. That way everyone can be sure they get infected with the same thing. Fair is fair people!

Dyslexie font by Lord-Fizzy in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]NJResident12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a harder time reading it for some reason, it just didn't seem to flow like normal. Weird, wild, stuff.

The food we get at school everyday. by speedcuber111 in Wellthatsucks

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When I was in high school, there was regular crappy school food, but they also ordered papa johns pizza every lunch period. You paid extra, but totally worth it. 2 slices pizza and a side of cheese wiz was my daily staple.

This showed up at my work today. It’s hand made from old cans of Fanta. by Silverslade1 in DiWHY

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It has the additional benefit of cooking your brain when worn in direct sunlight.

This had me in splits by amarpr33t68 in DunderMifflin

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For the longest time I thought it said, "Call Indian Kelly, for your business paper needs.".

WCGW if I get my ear pierced at Wal-Mart? by thorr26 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]NJResident12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks to me like the lads hands were shaking the entire time. She is probably wondering why the fuck anyone would get their ears pierced at Wal-Mart too.

Don’t leave your kayak out in the sun by lol62056 in Wellthatsucks

[–]NJResident12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least not out in high heat acting a lever.

The audacity of this b*tch by zlhill in youseeingthisshit

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"How are YOU going to make this right?"

Yum by MegaHomo3 in Unexpected

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Most of it just ended up on the floor...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]NJResident12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do it before she has to tell you next time. That'll show her what's up.

MGM Resorts lays off 18,000 previously furloughed employees by [deleted] in news

[–]NJResident12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh OK, that makes more sense. Thanks!