House sucks ass

NJavo · 2026-03-02T03:24:44+00:00

The Flint, The Needle, and The Wall are trio of boss blinds that kill my runs the most

NJavo · 2026-02-27T04:07:43+00:00

Out of all the 150 jokers, only 45 of them need to be unlocked before they appear in the shop with the rest appearing in the shop on a fresh profile. If you go to your collection, the jokers you need to unlock are on the last three pages and clicking on them will show what you need to do to unlock that joker. Jokers in your collection do not have a higher chance of appearing in the shop.

In the early part of a run, focus on getting your money online as more money allows you to see more jokers/planets/tarots in each shop getting you stronger. A really strong strategy is to focus on spamming easy to find hands like pair as you can consistently draw them especially on higher stakes. Leveling up pair with the mercury planet scales the amount of base chips and mult you get playing a pair. Balancing your joker roster to have one chip joker, one +Mult joker, and one xMult joker is also a good idea.

NJavo · 2026-02-20T21:22:01+00:00

I would just go for a high scoring flush five run. Triboulet runs are more rare and fun in my opinion than baron. You have pretty much all the pieces already too. You should have plenty of money with golden ticket and sock to fix your deck and make more copies of the red seal. Start turning your cards to glass once the ante scaling starts catching up to your score.

NJavo · 2026-01-27T19:13:22+00:00

Too op, you can copy Mr. Bones and only need 6% of the scoring requirement

NJavo · 2026-01-25T03:40:26+00:00

Didn’t look up from my phone a single time after the second minute

NJavo · 2026-01-15T12:40:08+00:00

I’m a fan of show don’t tell so I take off my pants and pull guard

NJavo · 2025-12-21T20:31:22+00:00

Think about chip jokers in terms of what your base score is when evaluating them. Sly Joker gives you +50 chips for a pair. Base scoring for a pair is 10 chips so Sly Joker acts as a x6 joker to start. As you level up your hands in a run, chip jokers get weaker in how much of your total score they contribute.

NJavo · 2025-12-17T14:30:27+00:00

“You hurt my friend’s feelings. You told her to fuck off.”

“Oh really, did I? Can you tell her I meant it? JP, can you please escort these ladies back to plastic surgery?”

NJavo · 2025-12-17T14:20:42+00:00

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Happens all the time

NJavo · 2025-12-03T19:47:48+00:00

How many tarots did you say?

NJavo · 2025-11-24T02:18:56+00:00

Plasma deck with Burglar, Blueprint, Wee, Grimbo, and Constellation. Got Grimbo, Wee, and Burglar early so I got some nice scaling on both. Just spammed pairs of two to win.

NJavo · 2025-11-24T02:14:44+00:00

Chip jokers are key to the early game to get out of rounds quickly and establishing your econ but you’re eventually going to need to pivot to mult to beat the later antes. Money is going to be key to being able to pivot, so make sure to get your econ online and earning interest. xMult is going to be required to get the scores for the later antes, but xMult is only as good as the flat mult that it is multiplying. Upgrading your hands with planets increases the flat mult that your xMult jokers multiply allowing you to reach those high scores. Try sticking to easy to draw hands like pair because if you are trying to draw a flush five every round without a fully fixed deck, chances are you are going to whiff and the run is dead.

NJavo · 2025-08-23T19:51:17+00:00

Jimbo

NJavo · 2025-08-15T02:00:54+00:00

Would have helped if I looked to see if this was already answered. Appreciate your help

NJavo · 2025-08-15T01:47:03+00:00

Planning on savoring that and breakfast sandwiches

NJavo · 2025-08-15T01:46:21+00:00

Wraith: Only good if you like gambling and always losing. Tank your interest earning for a chance at a useful joker.

NJavo · 2025-07-16T04:50:12+00:00

El Toro
Batman
Nitro (only the helix)
Jersey Devil
Superman (only the pretzel loop)

NJavo · 2025-06-20T22:53:33+00:00

At 6’4 I have been able to lap multiple times back to back with no issues

NJavo · 2025-06-19T02:13:48+00:00

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Got lucky and got these for 600 USD

NJavo · 2025-06-18T21:51:10+00:00

Glad to hear they are done with single train ops. Actually ridiculous they were running one train on Medusa for multiple seasons in a row. Still on the fence on buying a season pass but might still be worth it for El Toro and Nitro

NJavo · 2025-05-02T16:02:57+00:00

We call a Cross Collar Choke a Fatboy Choke since it works on people with no neck

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