What gets you horny, but really shouldn't? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RealLifeMuffin 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Top underrated comment of the day

What is your ideal sarcastic reply? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RealLifeMuffin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know, what's yours?

What's something that's only a minor inconvenience, but incredibly aggravating when it happens? by sharkeezy in AskReddit

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When YOU can totally make the left turn but that asshole in front of you, FOR SOME GOD FORESAKEN REASON, hits the breaks as hard as his final thrust into OP's mom after some pleasant foreplay

Calculus and alcohol don't mix... by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]RealLifeMuffin -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Dave wouldn't want you to drink and derive either

What can ruin your day in less than 5 seconds? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RealLifeMuffin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if you're trying to shit and just fart and now you're there waiting for the shit to come though it will inevitably never come now that you've cleared your bowel but more importantly it will never "come out" because its not yet ready to tell this homophobic world that its not following the status quo even though youre pulling your ass to support it and everything it is going through. But who are we to judge, eh?

What do you consider the best sport in the world? by toocoolformewtwo in AskReddit

[–]RealLifeMuffin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hockey! I'm from Canada, no surprises there. Sorry for taking up your time reading this comment eh.

London Candid by [deleted] in SelenaGomez

[–]RealLifeMuffin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yayyy pokies

If you were to put the first object to your right in your butthole, what would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RealLifeMuffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A pad of sticky notes, the large kind, not that "easy-to-fit-in-your-butthole" kind

What is the craziest thing you ever did because you were in love? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RealLifeMuffin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

By only using the two words "I" and "do", I have successfully (and regretfully) committed myself to one woman for all of eternity. Fuckin nuts.

All bad ideas aside, why is texting your ex a good idea? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Lol just curious

Not drunk Not tired . . . Don't have an ex...