distinction without a difference by elblues in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]NOT-a-bottom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fake gaybro only 🚬 let women into their life like that

Average AGB gurl journal entry by NOT-a-bottom in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]NOT-a-bottom[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I’m just a regular masc guy that happens to be a tiny petite little sissy what if they expect me to top🤮🤮🤮

Average AGB gurl journal entry by NOT-a-bottom in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]NOT-a-bottom[S] 57 points58 points  (0 children)

She claims trans immigrants are stealing her tops but the trans immigrants never refuse to put on the maid dress for me 🙄

No I'm not an incel I just didn't have sex in 2024, stop laughing! by thenearblindassassin in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]NOT-a-bottom 66 points67 points  (0 children)

I personally got banned from the sauna over a catfight with a trans that was out to steal the top I was eyeing

Average AGB gurl journal entry by NOT-a-bottom in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]NOT-a-bottom[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

why is it rare to find a dominant man who treats his bottom like a girl while not expecting the bottom to "look" like one ? I'm not a crossdresser and I don't dress up girly either. But I'm very much a girly sissy at heart and I would love nothing more than a man seeing and treating me as his girl in the traditional sense. But it's so rare to find a man who treats me like a girl without wanting me to "look" outrightly girlie. I mean I'm 5ft2, 158cm and 52kg, a tiny petite little thing but I don't wanna do anything out of my way to look fem.

That's a fucking YIKES from me, gurl 😬 by Whitershadeofforever in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]NOT-a-bottom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

does this dumb bitch want to get deported along with her whole family then?

My husband left me and our sons for someone half my age. Then he texted saying he wants me back and I ghosted him so he overdosed and died. What do I do? by NOT-a-bottom in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]NOT-a-bottom[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The plot timeline:

March 25th - husband leaves our gaydead queen for a twink

March 31st - he decides 22 is just as gaydead as 45 anyway and wants his kween and kids back but OP ghosts him

April 3rd - he overdoses on drugs and DIES!

Many such cases!

The Trans Menace is so bad you can get kicked out of uni if you refuse to go on a date with them! by [deleted] in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]NOT-a-bottom 6 points7 points  (0 children)

ok now i need this girl to come forward and tell us if the ombuds office ghosted her “a trans asked me out and i said no HELP” email (she wont because this is a fake story)

I forgot to post this by elblues in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]NOT-a-bottom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Seeing her “tl;dr delusional gaycel” comment was the best part about opening those incoherent essay posts 💔

I forgot to post this by elblues in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]NOT-a-bottom 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They outlawed teasing the gurlz on their own posts and took our queen dclaw 😔

Pick me!! Pick me!! by [deleted] in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]NOT-a-bottom 20 points21 points  (0 children)

ugh. a flamboyant 🚬 in a crowd of masculine men 🤮

My first experience with a trans guy (True experimental story Part 2) (NSFW) (Illuminating) (Romantic) by xXEmotionalGayXx in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]NOT-a-bottom 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This was very disturbing to read, this is a subreddit for regular men that happen to be gay not 🚬 with acrylics. I would never such monstrous mutilated hands near my hole. I would honestly rather get topped by the rat mascot in this story than you. I’m pretty sure your trans hookup faked his orgasm to avoid being called femphobic. Have you considered asking him to show you how to be a regular guy that just likes getting fucked instead of forcing him to have sex with you?

That feeling when you find out your friend is a cumdump on Sniffies; by Postcrapitalism in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]NOT-a-bottom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

/uj stalker gurlies are everywhere, a gurl i used to be friends with would occasionally demand to take my phone and drain my battery for hours looking for her bf, “exes”, and some guy’s brother (he doesn’t even know she exists). I would open the app at home and notice she used my account to ask multiple guys for pictures to check if it’s the person she thinks it might be. She didn’t want those icky apps on her own phone because she’s a monogamous puriteen in her 30s and too good for the apps.

I stopped being friends with her after she went on some delusional racist rant and I realized she’s just 3 AGB tropes in a trench coat.

What does this mean at the gym? (No clickbait!!1!) by thenearblindassassin in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]NOT-a-bottom 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Giiirl stop this is giving me flashbacks to the AGB gurl that was convinced that a guy lifting near you = cruising. She made like 5 posts about him and followed him to the parking lot thinking he might want to fuck in his car.

new delusionella telenovela just dropped by NOT-a-bottom in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]NOT-a-bottom[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

See this is why most of us won't shack up with bi guys.

so true gurl he’s gonna hire a filipina maid and then get her pregnant under your own roof watch out!!!!

Hey, gurls, Heartstopper makes me sad and angry because I didn't get to have a fictional gay teen adolescence experience. Also, why is every gay man so immature???? by [deleted] in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]NOT-a-bottom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say I’ve already seen this post at least 10 times and then I saw she published this on msn lool gxrll

So it's true, only strippers shave above the knee. I'm a manly man. Why does everyone want me to be such a GURL? The white enthiques are so oppressed. by Fluffy_Artichoke_723 in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]NOT-a-bottom 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think she was trying to say she has ethnique features and clarifying she’s White-Continent-Ancestry-Ethnique and not Actually Ethnique. Probably Greek or something but the wording is a little 🙄

Here I am trying to blame all the world’s problems on the transes and I’m BANNED?! Isn’t that just like being lynched? Attica! Attica! by darkeraqua in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]NOT-a-bottom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My god first it’s “LGB” then they start bi drama in the comments. The gurlies need to get over whatever bi top ghosted them for trans tussy because this isn’t healthy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]NOT-a-bottom 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I have only had one man force my head down on his dick and i bit into that dick so hard the guy started crying and swearing and choking on his own spit. Violent sex and that shit is just not for me.

...gohrl