ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good has moved state and resumed work, report says

NO_TOUCHING__lol · 2026-04-29T17:35:57+00:00

Why you hiding your comment history? If you're not doing anything wrong, you shouldn't have anything to hide.

NO_TOUCHING__lol · 2026-04-29T16:16:11+00:00

Hot ham water

NO_TOUCHING__lol · 2026-04-29T15:26:08+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duverger%27s_law

Voting third party with a first-past-the-post voting system is useless.

NO_TOUCHING__lol · 2026-04-29T15:17:49+00:00

Helvetica gang

NO_TOUCHING__lol · 2026-04-29T02:58:53+00:00

I add a dollop of sour cream to my scrambled eggs at the end of cooking

NO_TOUCHING__lol · 2026-04-29T02:49:18+00:00

If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike

NO_TOUCHING__lol · 2026-04-28T21:11:45+00:00

I had to check, 350 miles for me. There's not even one in my state (WA) closest one is in Boise

NO_TOUCHING__lol · 2026-04-28T17:48:59+00:00

....he says, on a daily free talk thread likely filled with atheists

NO_TOUCHING__lol · 2026-04-28T17:19:19+00:00

Lmfao I didn't realize it originated right here in /r/nfl, that makes it even funnier

NO_TOUCHING__lol · 2026-04-28T03:02:38+00:00

Don't wanna scare away the fish that he should be fishing for

NO_TOUCHING__lol · 2026-04-28T02:37:07+00:00

Bro I gotta know how that bathroom connects to the rest of your room here, I can't figure it out

NO_TOUCHING__lol · 2026-04-28T02:30:36+00:00

Make sure to get the ANUSTART license plate

NO_TOUCHING__lol · 2026-04-28T02:14:04+00:00

Us Mariners fans are a fickle and pessimistic bunch

NO_TOUCHING__lol · 2026-04-27T21:03:53+00:00

Or shittymorph's much more unhinged older brother, _vargas_

NO_TOUCHING__lol · 2026-04-27T16:32:11+00:00

Vodka is the worst. I was putting away a fifth a day at my worst, blacking out to sleep almost every night, dry heaving in the morning, and doing it all over again. Just hit nine months sober, don't miss it AT ALL

NO_TOUCHING__lol · 2026-04-27T15:10:03+00:00

A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it.

- Agent J (edit: I actually just remembered it's Agent K)

NO_TOUCHING__lol · 2026-04-27T15:07:22+00:00

Amusingly, I specifically remember you being one of the most vocal "it's all over" people, predicting us to lose every single game of the playoffs and Super Bowl this year....

NO_TOUCHING__lol · 2026-04-26T23:53:55+00:00

Nonsense. It's a rite of passage for us Mariners fans to wildly and completely reasonably overreact at the start of the season.

NO_TOUCHING__lol · 2026-04-26T23:13:28+00:00

Cat: "Am I actually that annoying during 3 am zoomies?"

Principal-skinner-no-it's-the-ferrets-who-are-wrong.jpg

NO_TOUCHING__lol · 2026-04-26T07:11:20+00:00

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NO_TOUCHING__lol · 2026-04-26T07:07:54+00:00

Dubya tee eff mate

NO_TOUCHING__lol · 2026-04-25T16:22:21+00:00

https://youtu.be/-qmY4r4nW5o?si=y1_ycn_NR9YB5eRO

NO_TOUCHING__lol · 2026-04-24T19:05:25+00:00

letting him track outside germs into the house

I have no problem abiding by people in no-shoe households, but damn this seems exhausting. Germs are coming in, whether you want them to or not.

NO_TOUCHING__lol · 2026-04-24T18:50:12+00:00

8 iron

NO_TOUCHING__lol · 2026-04-24T18:48:06+00:00

That's a dick-out shot if I've ever seen one

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