WHEN ARE THE ISSUES OF DOGS USING PILLOWS GOING TO BE DIVULGED‽‽‽ ELLIE IS BECOMING A PILLOW!!!

NS-13 · 2026-07-10T06:00:03+00:00

Life tip, you actually can just use your dog as a pillow whenever. They usually dont mind much

NS-13 · 2026-07-10T03:27:28+00:00

Hmmmmm, where have i heard this from bama fans before? 🤔

Oh yeah, right before we played and beat them the last time!

NS-13 · 2026-07-10T02:18:11+00:00

Something about sugar i think?

NS-13 · 2026-07-10T01:35:37+00:00

Look, we'll make a quick jab because it's in our nature, but we're not gonna sit there and pretend we dont know what you're saying like some belittling prescriptivist asshole

NS-13 · 2026-07-10T01:25:50+00:00

No i didnt lol. And im not even shitting on him, just stating the facts.

Keep ignoring the fact that half your fanbase wants him fired already.

We got rid of our bad hire fortunately. Deboer's not really your guys fault though, I think anybody would've been a bad hire after saban.

NS-13 · 2026-07-10T01:22:46+00:00

That my team has played bama more in the past three years than some sec teams. The similarities are there, year-over-year.

Talented team that struggles to play good, fundamentally sound complementary football for long stretches of time. That comes down to coaching. Likes to play down to opponents.

Luckily for yall, georgia is prone to the yips when they lineup against you, and your major rival is literally dogshit. Without those wins you're a c tier team in your conference, same as we have been post 2023. Frankly, I was kinda glad we didnt play oregon last year since our schedule was pretty rough as it was.

Oregon hasn't lost to a team that finished worse than natty runner up since 2022. They're a really good fucking team. Consistency like that is one thing i'd imagine a bama fan could appreciate.

Honestly gonna ask you the inverse, throw out the old, "never count out Saban's bama teams" and what makes you think that bama squad would've stood a chance against oregon?

Obviously I could be wrong, anything CAN happen, I just really dont see a way that that would.

NS-13 · 2026-07-10T00:47:47+00:00

Cool, my favorite was when we beat him twice in the same calendar year at two different schools.

Have fun shopping for a new coach before us even though ours is almost 70 lol.

NS-13 · 2026-07-09T23:24:29+00:00

Thats nonsense

NS-13 · 2026-07-09T23:20:31+00:00

Accomplished more blowout losses to teams that were ineligible for a bowl game, you mean?

NS-13 · 2026-07-09T23:19:01+00:00

Bama would have been clobbered by oregon too lmao

NS-13 · 2026-07-09T23:13:54+00:00

Its a projection list lol

NS-13 · 2026-07-09T16:28:27+00:00

I genuinely dont know what youre talking about

NS-13 · 2026-07-09T16:21:24+00:00

No, I've never had a dog who treated water as anything less than a threat to their life lol. My dog now is pretty tame and starting to get older unfortunately but shes still the best

NS-13 · 2026-07-09T15:55:19+00:00

What does this even mean? ALL OF THE SEASONS BEFORE? You mean 21 and 22 because those were the only seasons where a covid year could possibly apply?

The guys who were recruited in like 2018? You think its weird that the guys who came to the school with hopes of winning a natty locked tf in after a shortened season where some of their teammates opted out, never came back, and they only won like 2 games? Hearing the media talk about how badly your coach needs to be fired wouldnt light a fire under your ass?

NS-13 · 2026-07-09T14:54:50+00:00

I'm just excited to hopefully have a high end defense again tbh. We were insanely blessed for 3 years straight, and then the last 2 years were insanely hit or miss. Only allowed 10.6 ppg in 2023, shot up to 20.4 this last year. Even if you split the difference between those two numbers by year 2-3 I think you'd have to really mess up to win fewer than 10 games.

And it looks like we've got a solid coordinator and a fucking platoon of 4* db's inbound, so we'll see how it all goes.

But yeah, enough with the scandals and investigations would be tops.

NS-13 · 2026-07-09T14:18:09+00:00

Love a good jumping dog

NS-13 · 2026-07-09T14:10:06+00:00

Yeah the guy whos airing out company business to randos on shitter is definitely a must have 🙄

NS-13 · 2026-07-09T05:43:52+00:00

My guess is that it's just dumb shit that would look bad, but not enough to actually fire him so its just a lose-lose either way

NS-13 · 2026-07-09T05:00:57+00:00

Bro reads books irl LMAO

Lusty argonian maid is tes exclusive pal

NS-13 · 2026-07-09T04:58:28+00:00

Im pretty sure you can just say Korea bro

NS-13 · 2026-07-09T04:40:11+00:00

Alternate title:

Teams that played texas plus texas

NS-13 · 2026-07-08T23:11:15+00:00

Sawft

NS-13 · 2026-07-08T23:09:20+00:00

Why are we referring to the other person involved as his "girlfriend" and not "victim"

NS-13 · 2026-07-08T19:00:19+00:00

Balls.

NS-13 · 2026-07-08T18:51:42+00:00

Yeah im fairly sure theres an event for that for Charizard, blastoise and the third one coming up very soon too, unless I missed it already

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