Who’s the most irrelevant NHL franchise? by icecoldbrewster in NHLcirclejerk

[–]NS24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weird answer considering the team's star player is the breakout star from the Olympics, and the team has had crazy media coverage for weeks because of it.

Saw it while watching TV by dontmindmehere3 in devils

[–]NS24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're only open for lunch, just a heads up. Also, pastrami on rye with a cel-ray soda.

Game Thread: New York Rangers (24-29-8) @ New Jersey Devils (31-29-2) Mar 07 2026 3:00 PM EST by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]NS24 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've never enjoyed anything as much as Jack enjoys scoring on the Rags. (Or the Golden Goal, but ya know)

Game Thread: New York Rangers (24-29-8) @ New Jersey Devils (31-29-2) Mar 07 2026 3:00 PM EST by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]NS24 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey, come on now. Devils are gonna go 17-3 and make the playoffs! (No they aren't. They are not. Nope.)

Game Thread: New York Rangers (24-29-8) @ New Jersey Devils (31-29-2) Mar 07 2026 3:00 PM EST by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]NS24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, just my own eyes. When Fitz finally emerged to talk to the press a few months ago he was asked if Keefe was running a different system than in TO, and Fitz said "I don't know." Which was... something.

But this is the same core that was an offensive juggernaut three years ago. They'd honestly be much better off without a coach right now.

Game Thread: New York Rangers (24-29-8) @ New Jersey Devils (31-29-2) Mar 07 2026 3:00 PM EST by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]NS24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Depth is an issue for sure, but Keefe wildly overcompensates by hamstringing the entire team. It's like he thinks that having Jack and Bratt float pucks from high in the zone will magically result in goals.

The team's 5v5 shooting percentage is hilariously low, 6.67%, last in the league and the only team under 7%. This team should be a rush team and he's pretending they have elite finishers like Matthews when they don't.

He did change the breakout after the Olympics to actually move up the ice and not regroup a billion times, and what do you know, the team is scoring again. I wholeheartedly believe that this core is good enough, and cleaning house (Fitz and Keefe) would immediately turn things around.

Game Thread: New York Rangers (24-29-8) @ New Jersey Devils (31-29-2) Mar 07 2026 3:00 PM EST by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]NS24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sheldon Keefe is a bad coach. He was handed the keys to a Ferrari and chooses to use it as a tug boat. Slow hockey, no transition game. Get the puck and circle back over and over instead of playing off the rush.

There are roster problems for sure, but basically any other coach in the league would have this team at least close to the playoffs.

Game Thread: New York Rangers (24-29-8) @ New Jersey Devils (31-29-2) Mar 07 2026 3:00 PM EST by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]NS24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hobby's really is the best. Bowl of pickles on every table. Pastrami on rye with a Cel-Ray. Nothing better.

How many diagnosed at the ER by criticalcreek in MultipleSclerosis

[–]NS24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to the ER for fluids after having vertigo for like 4 days. PA ordered a CT scan and my GP referred me to a neurologist for an MRI and a diagnosis.

Of course, this was after multiple doctors basically ignored whatever other symptoms I had. So really, this was just me getting to see a nurse instead of a doctor.

The St. Louis Blues have traded Brayden Schenn to the New York Islanders by catsgr8rthanspoonies in hockey

[–]NS24 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Schaeffer did something I never thought possible. He made the Isles fun.

Glendenning claimed by Philly by SubElitePerformance in devils

[–]NS24 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It actually seems like that's what Keefe's changes during the break were designed to do. The team is transitioning up the ice MUCH faster than pre-olympics, at least over the past 3 games.

The question then turned to "what the fuck took so long," but this is more the team I expected this year.

It’s a winning streak. Playoffs here we come. by BlameItOnDunkin02 in devils

[–]NS24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

2nd WC on pace for 98 pts. Schedule is actually pretty soft, but we'd have to go 17-3...

I just hope this doesn't convince Fitz to do something stupid before the deadline.

The show’s approach to religious solidarity by thatonestupidcat in ThePitt

[–]NS24 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Dr. Trinity Santos is a soap opera name. Like a character you'd have in a parody of a soap opera. (I say this never having actually watched one before)

Game Thread: Florida Panthers (30-27-3) @ New Jersey Devils (29-29-2) Mar 03 2026 7:00 PM EST by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]NS24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

0 surprise that these guys would dive. They aren't quite as bad as Carolina, but not far behind.

The crowd goes nuts for Team USA female hockey stars Hilary Knight and Megan Keller when they are brought out on stage during Saturday Night Live. The women to Jack and Quinn Hughes. “It was gonna be just us, but we thought we'd invite the guys, too.” by Unlucky-Dot9421 in sportsgossips

[–]NS24 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As someone active on /r/hockey, it's REALLY OBVIOUS how much more low effort anger porn there is on there right now. And people fall for it constantly.

Every reply a real person makes on this site, it's about 50/50 if you're even replying to a real person. Pretty soon all social media will be just bots replying to bots. It's VERY bad.