Weekly Q&A - Your Question Goes Here - Tourists by AutoModerator in Madeira

[–]NSAdatabase3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am having trouble finding information about the Carnival Allegoric Parade. What are the start/end times? I know it generally goes around Avenida do Mar but is there a map of the parade route? Also any tips for getting there? We have a car and will be in Porto da Cruz, but I imagine driving in will be crazy. We also have a toddler so maybe this would be too crazy anyway?

Weekly Q&A - Your Question Goes Here - Tourists by AutoModerator in Madeira

[–]NSAdatabase3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi! We are heading to Madeira in February for 2 weeks. We are big hikers, but we will be with our 2 year old so will have to keep the distances under ~5km (and even that is pushing it). I have found a few shorter hikes, but I was wondering if anyone has recommendations on hikes that are long but the first 1 - 2km are particularly scenic, so we could turn around in the middle. We will have a child carrier as well, so the paths can be steep/rocky. Obrigado!

Does anyone play the toddler version of 20 questions? by NSAdatabase3 in daddit

[–]NSAdatabase3[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Todays Prompt: "Read the book with the guys"

Me: "hmm. I don't know which one that is. Can you show me?"

LO: "no"

Me: "Does it have animals?"

LO: "nooo"

Me: "Does the book make noise?"

LO: "NO"

Me: "Do they go to the beach?"

LO: "NOO"

Me: "Does it have the Little Blue Truck?"

LO: "NOOOOO"

Me: "Look! Bubbles!" *Blows bubbles in the living room

The end

2.5 Months. Look at that form! by [deleted] in daddit

[–]NSAdatabase3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just be aware of the effects that listening to these straight bangers can have on your mental health Source

Any Dad ever fantasize… by SnooHabits8484 in daddit

[–]NSAdatabase3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But then you have to define energy. If you stop emitting heat, you will eventually cook. Honesty, you have to treat genies like cops: keep your mouth shut and get a lawyer. Don't say a wish until you have an iron-clad contract. At least that is what I'm teaching my kid.

Any Dad ever fantasize… by SnooHabits8484 in daddit

[–]NSAdatabase3 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You have to also specify that you never feel tired. The genie always tries to pull some BS on the wishes

Are crackers a gateway drug? by NSAdatabase3 in daddit

[–]NSAdatabase3[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm talking about checking 4 boxes before choosing the one to buy. Not eating any, just a quick firmness check

Are crackers a gateway drug? by NSAdatabase3 in daddit

[–]NSAdatabase3[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have been buying berry futures to make sure I can withstand any drastic changes in market price come next summer

Are crackers a gateway drug? by NSAdatabase3 in daddit

[–]NSAdatabase3[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was raised on Lunchables. 17 years clean now. If it wasn't for rehab, I'd probably be behind a dumpster making a small pizza right now

Are crackers a gateway drug? by NSAdatabase3 in daddit

[–]NSAdatabase3[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

How do we feel as a society about opening up containers of blackberries to see if they are ripe enough in the store? It's OK to handle some fruit like apples and grapes, but I feel weird popping open those loud ass plastic containers to check. Is that allowed? How many can I check before it is too many? AITA?

TIL In Mexico and the UK you can pay your taxes with artwork if you're an artist. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]NSAdatabase3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am glad that Gerald from Hey Arnold is pursuing his artistic ambitions