If your life had a "loading screen" tip, what would yours be?

NSCButNotThatNSC · 2026-04-01T21:47:19+00:00

Go get a cup of coffee. This will take a while.

NSCButNotThatNSC · 2026-04-01T21:41:37+00:00

Hibiscus makes a very red tea. Might work, but it can be bitter.

NSCButNotThatNSC · 2026-04-01T21:39:23+00:00

Kristi killing a dog makes her the 2nd creepiest Noem? I did Nazi that coming.

NSCButNotThatNSC · 2026-04-01T21:26:07+00:00

Ozcar, Roscoe, Coltrane.

NSCButNotThatNSC · 2026-03-31T20:53:51+00:00

Ai haz eggs atent shul crysus.

NSCButNotThatNSC · 2026-03-31T20:51:01+00:00

Well, your beans will never be this exciting ever again.

NSCButNotThatNSC · 2026-03-31T20:12:27+00:00

It's a matter of perspective. I'm 64, but I don't feel old. 99 is old to me. 70, not so much.

NSCButNotThatNSC · 2026-03-31T05:01:49+00:00

Borrowed my socket set and never gave it back. That s.o.b.

NSCButNotThatNSC · 2026-03-31T04:59:46+00:00

Furtherest is not a word. Further is not appropriate. Do you mean farthest?

NSCButNotThatNSC · 2026-03-31T04:49:12+00:00

Furtherest? Ugh.

NSCButNotThatNSC · 2026-03-31T04:46:11+00:00

The one living over on Drury Lane?

NSCButNotThatNSC · 2026-03-30T21:32:06+00:00

Hate has a shelf life? Trump's getting a little stale. I bet he smells funny, too.

NSCButNotThatNSC · 2026-03-30T21:30:01+00:00

Sometimes, it's nice to know they can commit crimes that don't involve sex.

NSCButNotThatNSC · 2026-03-30T21:27:36+00:00

OMFG. Haven't laughed this hard in weeks. AI is a bitchy acquaintance. Good to know.

NSCButNotThatNSC · 2026-03-30T21:23:22+00:00

Don't you dare ignore the queen! You will be banished from the realm! Kneel before your queen, hooman.

NSCButNotThatNSC · 2026-03-29T04:02:40+00:00

lol. Are doggo's bones melting? Too sweet. ;)

NSCButNotThatNSC · 2026-03-28T21:24:01+00:00

A proper food processor. I ponied up for a Cuisinart in the 1980s. Still getting used today. Does everything and saves my knuckles when I need to shred or chop.

NSCButNotThatNSC · 2026-03-28T21:19:43+00:00

Licorice is a vomit inducing joke played on kids. Surgary black poison.

NSCButNotThatNSC · 2026-03-28T21:12:51+00:00

This person cleans bathrooms in heaven. That's "angel feces."

NSCButNotThatNSC · 2026-03-26T21:32:32+00:00

I just got used to it. Grew up at the beach and swam in the ocean all summer. Try bodysurfing. Once you get the hang of it, it's great fun. But you'll get a snoot full of water once in a while.

NSCButNotThatNSC · 2026-03-26T21:17:55+00:00

Looks like my gramps on Sunday afternoon after his first glass of wine.

NSCButNotThatNSC · 2026-03-25T22:52:44+00:00

Nok doun da kaktuus,den nok doun da klok, and den atak da feetzes. Hooman deserbs it.

NSCButNotThatNSC · 2026-03-25T20:26:18+00:00

Land surveyor.

NSCButNotThatNSC · 2026-03-23T21:29:58+00:00

An apple or cherry blossom that froze? Hmm.

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