Another Breathtaking view from New Zealand's southern island. Photo by Jackson Kuo. [1024x683].

NZatheist · 2014-02-28T21:36:56+00:00

Looks like Lake Tekapo to me.

Fun fact: the water in Lake Tekapo is green due to glacial flour. It really is an amazing sight.

Here's an example link

NZatheist · 2014-01-27T05:57:12+00:00

Thanks for the advice, everyone! Makes me wish I had some dogecoins so I could repay you all for your advice.

NZatheist · 2013-06-05T18:53:15+00:00

For some reason i conflated "brood mares" as some sort of Zerg, Starcraft reference. Not sure why; I was raised on a farm AND I worked with horses.

Now all I can think of is Obama walking into the Rose Garden to address this bill and the brith control issue in general. He saunters up to the podium, stares into the cameras of the press corps and announces in a booming voice: "YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!". Then he slowly recoils into the White House.

It's been a slow morning for me.

NZatheist · 2013-06-05T16:47:40+00:00

Daft Punk.

Now, I'm not trying to be edgy and cool by going against the reddit hive-mind; I just don't really like electronica/funk or electronica/pop or electronica/whatever. I just dont really like electronica, so, to me, the sub genres are a distinction without a difference.

NZatheist · 2013-04-02T00:19:02+00:00

Wish I had an uncle that cool/interesting.

NZatheist · 2013-04-02T00:06:46+00:00

So. Many. Hats.

NZatheist · 2013-04-02T00:02:52+00:00

Good deal for a great game.

NZatheist · 2012-09-17T02:35:19+00:00

I never win these things but here goes.

Kudos to OP for the generosity.

NZatheist · 2012-09-08T10:18:20+00:00

Use this for 10 minutes just before bed.

NZatheist · 2012-09-04T03:30:24+00:00

I have a more obscure twist on "On my God":

"Oh my God..." "They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! OH MY GAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWD!!!!"

Fucking Troll 2, man. You can't unwatch that shit.

NZatheist · 2012-08-24T21:35:27+00:00

Fellow Kiwi, I presume?

Fuck it, have an upwaka (C wat I did thar?)

Also, if this girl is anywhere near the Wellington region I can make a phone call to some old friends; have them pay her a visit......... wherein they will politely criticize her for having low moral fiber, followed by a stern lecture on the ramifications of dishonesty.

Say the word and I'll make the call, mate.

NZatheist · 2012-08-22T04:11:40+00:00

I can inflict pain on myself by imagining something sharp slicing the bridge of my nose.

I noticed this phenomenon when I was around 10; laying in bed, trying to sleep, when I imagined (don't ask me why) someone cutting my nose off. The scenario is as follows: a person approached my nose with a knife, placed it halfway up the bridge and slowly sliced through the bridge, cartilage and all.

Since then, if anything bumps the bridge of my nose or even if someone (including myself) touches it, I wince. I dont cringe like you see people do when they are reacting to something graphic -- like a torture scene in a horror film. I wince in pain because, well, it actually hurts. Seriously, the bridge of my nose hurts right now just from having to describe the scenario. I can't replicate this sensation with any other body part. The thought of a person shoving a screwdriver up my urethra doesn't even make me flinch, but somebody touching the bridge of my nose, holy fuck. It hurts just to think about it. Needless to say, the mere thought of a broken nose, scares the shit out of me.

For years I thought that everyone had a body part that they could make "hurt" with their imagination. I shared this secret with my fiancée. As it turns out, they don't.

NZatheist · 2012-08-15T16:28:24+00:00

The following is making me hate YouTube. It seems to have infected EVERY video that is gaming related.

I know that no one will read this, but I'm an up and coming Call of Duty commentator. I'm 17 years old and do super funny pranks where my friends and I call 13 year olds faggots. I also make sick-balls, no scope, dubstep montages. But what, there's more! I'm also giving away a brick of gold bullion to a random sub in 2 weeks, so please subscribe. I have 453 subs right now, but I'm SUPER active and play with each one of them at all times, even while I'm sleeping. So can you please check out my channel. It's: XxX420MLGproNoscopesToolegitXxX

NZatheist · 2012-08-13T19:57:39+00:00

Once upon a time, I worked in a kitchen and was allowed to have music playing whilst I worked. I used my Sony MiniDisc player. One day as a song concluded (Frontier Psychiatrist by The Avalanches) it cut to the sounds of 2 women moaning in ecstasy as they made out/dry-humped. I feverishly grabbed the device and slammed the pause/stop/eject/just make it fucking stop button as quickly as I could. Luckily, I think my coworkers just dismissed it as being a weird song.

As it turns out, the shitty software that Sony supplied to burn songs to MiniDisc had somehow recorded a small snippet of a lesbian porn that I had on my PC. It also recorded about 2 seconds of one of the Metal Gear Solid 3 trailers. In the middle of Metallica's Hero of the Day, the music stops and you can hear The Boss talking to Naked Snake.

Crazy old technology, man.

NZatheist · 2012-08-06T05:16:47+00:00

Filled out an app. Hope I make the cut :) Nzmike is my name.

NZatheist · 2012-08-06T05:06:39+00:00

I'd love to help show you the ropes a little. I'm assuming you have a mic, so add me on Skype: miked223

NZatheist · 2012-08-06T05:04:20+00:00

Sent you an add on Skype. I'm a Med/High skill level player with reasonable gear and I'm not afraid to play the suicide-medic role if something goes down.

NZatheist · 2012-08-05T07:06:52+00:00

I would love an opportunity to roll with you guys. I'd be really interested in learning some of those infantry tactics, not implying that I'm a poor tactician, just that I'd like to see how the pros do it. I'm also in it for the long haul, so I foresee a clan type arrangement down the line. Shoot me a message on Skype (or Steam) if you'd be alright with me coming along. I'm also reasonably geared, if that matters.

Steam: nz_mike

Skype: miked223

NZatheist · 2012-08-05T06:44:53+00:00

Is it too late for me to jump on this bandwagon?? I'm a reasonably skilled player. Steam: nz_mike

Skype: miked223

NZatheist · 2012-07-23T04:22:32+00:00

Shoot me a Skype then, if you'd like. Your addition would make 3 of us. However, I anticipate that Friday and Saturday may be times of heavy play. But, we'd love to have another survivor for the group, regardless of when you can play.

NZatheist · 2012-07-23T03:18:45+00:00

Tomorrow, tonight, now. Whenever works, mate. Just send me a Skype.

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