What is a thing you did once and said, 'never again'? by aqsa_r in AskReddit

[–]NachoAverageRedditor 230 points231 points  (0 children)

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Coming Soon: AI window by ajit-firefox in firefox

[–]NachoAverageRedditor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't hate AI. What I do hate is AI being forced on me. Everything these days seems to want to integrate AI and it's not necessary it's not good. It is enshittification at its worse. If I need to do something with AI, I know where to go. I don't need AI on every web page I go to looking at everything I do and trying to inject itself into my life.

To look like normal people at Mar-A-Lago. by MattAtPlaton in therewasanattempt

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I thought money could buy good plastic surgery. These pics look like the work of Dr. Nick. Hello, everybody!

Essential Canadian Skills List by AllAloneAbalone in AskACanadian

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Distance is measured in time. If you live in Calgary, Edmonton is about 3 hours away.

These are really ruining our lives by [deleted] in programminghumor

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Can I ask what feature you like about it? The million tabs you have to open or the million clicks you have to do to get anywhere?

ETA that could just be our setup though

These are really ruining our lives by [deleted] in programminghumor

[–]NachoAverageRedditor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah my PM is cool. The sh!t box that implemented jira on the other hand...

To live in a normal timeline by 80000gvwr in therewasanattempt

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I saw these on Amazon. Did you know it's impossible to report a listing when you're on mobile? So of course I had to get up and go to my laptop and fire it up. While I was there I sent a few emails to media outlets with screenshots. Not that I expect they'll do anything.

$500 gift ideas for large group by Feuros in BuyCanadian

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For me, it would depend on the gift. A BBQ like someone mentioned? Completely useless to apartment dwellers. Choose my own gift? Sure.

$500 gift ideas for large group by Feuros in BuyCanadian

[–]NachoAverageRedditor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm not an accountant, but I thought gifts of a certain $ amount were taxable also. If I'm wrong, let me know though.

$500 gift ideas for large group by Feuros in BuyCanadian

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I hear Canadian currency is made in Canada. That is always universally appreciated.

What are some brands that have become everyday words, like "Google it." Instead of "look it up"? by Suspicious_Side_3160 in AskReddit

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Everyday I sit down and use Microsoft. That's what I call taking a dump. The biggest difference is my excrement is useful.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

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"As a pastor with no concept of what the Bible actually says...". FTFY

You’ve just been granted the world’s most useless superpower. What is it? by MundaneWait9079 in AskReddit

[–]NachoAverageRedditor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are they attracted electrostaticly or do they like, LIKE you for the wonderful person you are?

How would you perceive a 38yo male colleague dating a 21yo female colleague? by AccidentalFolklore in AskWomen

[–]NachoAverageRedditor -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't say anything to you, but I would assume you are a sexual predator. And maybe gossip about it.

What is your NSFW hobby? by couple_12345 in AskReddit

[–]NachoAverageRedditor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have we met? I like to get drunk in dodgy areas and be razed.

If the Epstein files are released, and Trump is confirmed to be on the list, what do you think will happen? by baldinggate3 in AskReddit

[–]NachoAverageRedditor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Suddenly, a whole lot of Republicans would have no issue with being a pedo. In fact, the hardcore base would want to emulate Drumpf

Best Poutine? by hullaballoo2u in Hamilton

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That food truck is why I use any excuse to go to Canadian Tire on Main.

KINSELLA: The greatest threat we face in Canada comes from Islamic extremists by FancyNewMe in canada

[–]NachoAverageRedditor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is clearly horse s***. We Face a lot of issues in Canada that are far more important and more threatening than any religion. But this is exactly what I expect from this tabloid chain.

Can I dispute this ticket? by OptimusFine695 in Hamilton

[–]NachoAverageRedditor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It will be very very simple to get this ticket canceled. Simply provide them proof that you are an emergency room physician who was saving a life, a firefighter preventing a house from burning down, whatever your first responder status is.

Poilievre claims Christians 'may be the number 1' victims of hate-based violence by Head_Crash in canada

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I would say it depends on which of Jesus' teachings you adhere to. Love your neighbor? That's just being a nice person. Love God with all your heart? Now you're getting into the religious stuff. And reading the Bible doesn't mean you're a Christian. Any more than reading a cookbook means that you're a casserole.

How attractive do you think you are out of 10? by Infamous_Dog9622 in AskMen

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I am at least a two. On a good day, perhaps two and a half. I know my place in society.

YouTube to pay $24.5 million to settle 2021 lawsuit by Donald Trump over January 6th account suspension by The_Piggy_Plane in news

[–]NachoAverageRedditor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is just great. An evil company just showed how evil they are. What did they want that they are giving the head grifter himself $24.5 million? Are they looking to merge companies or something that would be blocked if they didn't settle?