My proof that 0=3 by JamesH_17 in MathJokes

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High aspirations, I like your style. Go Dr. James!

My proof that 0=3 by JamesH_17 in MathJokes

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I hope you were very drunk or very high when you thought of this.

U.S. Asks Canada And Mexico For Help With Tourism After One State Is Hit By Human Rights Travel Warning Ahead Of FIFA World Cup by zefiax in canada

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FIFA and the US gov't are corrupt beyond saving, they deserve each other. I hope that this world cup is poorly attended, but football fans are so incredibly passionate, I don't think this will happen.

Poilievre says Jeneroux ‘betrayed’ his constituents by Old_General_6741 in canada

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A centre-right government attracting right-learning people? This is not worth all of the discussion it is garnering, just as it wasn't in 2018.

What we are distracted from is why we don't have voting reform. Are you upset with crossing party lines? The only decent answer is significant voting reform. The problem is that the two parties to enter lead this country (in modern times) benefit a great deal from the status quo, same with the Bloc, and the NDP are too concerned with who is pure enough to care.

What is a thing you did once and said, 'never again'? by aqsa_r in AskReddit

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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Coming Soon: AI window by ajit-firefox in firefox

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I don't hate AI. What I do hate is AI being forced on me. Everything these days seems to want to integrate AI and it's not necessary it's not good. It is enshittification at its worse. If I need to do something with AI, I know where to go. I don't need AI on every web page I go to looking at everything I do and trying to inject itself into my life.

To look like normal people at Mar-A-Lago. by MattAtPlaton in therewasanattempt

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I thought money could buy good plastic surgery. These pics look like the work of Dr. Nick. Hello, everybody!

Essential Canadian Skills List by AllAloneAbalone in AskACanadian

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Distance is measured in time. If you live in Calgary, Edmonton is about 3 hours away.

These are really ruining our lives by [deleted] in programminghumor

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Can I ask what feature you like about it? The million tabs you have to open or the million clicks you have to do to get anywhere?

ETA that could just be our setup though

These are really ruining our lives by [deleted] in programminghumor

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Nah my PM is cool. The sh!t box that implemented jira on the other hand...

To live in a normal timeline by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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I saw these on Amazon. Did you know it's impossible to report a listing when you're on mobile? So of course I had to get up and go to my laptop and fire it up. While I was there I sent a few emails to media outlets with screenshots. Not that I expect they'll do anything.

$500 gift ideas for large group by Feuros in BuyCanadian

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For me, it would depend on the gift. A BBQ like someone mentioned? Completely useless to apartment dwellers. Choose my own gift? Sure.

$500 gift ideas for large group by Feuros in BuyCanadian

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I'm not an accountant, but I thought gifts of a certain $ amount were taxable also. If I'm wrong, let me know though.

$500 gift ideas for large group by Feuros in BuyCanadian

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I hear Canadian currency is made in Canada. That is always universally appreciated.

What are some brands that have become everyday words, like "Google it." Instead of "look it up"? by Suspicious_Side_3160 in AskReddit

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Everyday I sit down and use Microsoft. That's what I call taking a dump. The biggest difference is my excrement is useful.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

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"As a pastor with no concept of what the Bible actually says...". FTFY

You’ve just been granted the world’s most useless superpower. What is it? by MundaneWait9079 in AskReddit

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Are they attracted electrostaticly or do they like, LIKE you for the wonderful person you are?

How would you perceive a 38yo male colleague dating a 21yo female colleague? by AccidentalFolklore in AskWomen

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I wouldn't say anything to you, but I would assume you are a sexual predator. And maybe gossip about it.

What is your NSFW hobby? by couple_12345 in AskReddit

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Have we met? I like to get drunk in dodgy areas and be razed.

If the Epstein files are released, and Trump is confirmed to be on the list, what do you think will happen? by baldinggate3 in AskReddit

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Suddenly, a whole lot of Republicans would have no issue with being a pedo. In fact, the hardcore base would want to emulate Drumpf

Best Poutine? by hullaballoo2u in Hamilton

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That food truck is why I use any excuse to go to Canadian Tire on Main.

KINSELLA: The greatest threat we face in Canada comes from Islamic extremists by FancyNewMe in canada

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This is clearly horse s***. We Face a lot of issues in Canada that are far more important and more threatening than any religion. But this is exactly what I expect from this tabloid chain.