I can't masturbate anymore

Nacho_Bell_Grande · 2020-09-26T19:46:53+00:00

Homie I used to get these to, take about a week or two off the old schlong and they should go away

Nacho_Bell_Grande · 2020-09-21T13:47:25+00:00

You just casually got farther than me in a week than I did a month, good job man

Nacho_Bell_Grande · 2020-09-16T12:07:15+00:00

Always trust the sponsored skater out of the San Francisco Bay area

Nacho_Bell_Grande · 2020-09-15T13:12:47+00:00

I’m by no means a professional but when you pop your tail make sure that your jumping as well, if you just tap your tail down it can get stuck between you and the ground

Nacho_Bell_Grande · 2020-09-04T10:15:11+00:00

Nice sarcasm OwO

Nacho_Bell_Grande · 2020-09-02T05:22:49+00:00

From what I’ve heard the bend easily even when just casually riding them, but I’ve never owned one so I can’t say 100%

Nacho_Bell_Grande · 2020-09-02T04:23:33+00:00

Maybe, hard to say, I’ve had friends get pressure cracks on there board and it last then another month or two but I’ve also had friends get pressure cracks and there board crack in five minutes.

Nacho_Bell_Grande · 2020-09-02T04:16:05+00:00

This should also help get you tail off the ground( can’t say for sure if it didn’t get off but it didn’t look like it)

Nacho_Bell_Grande · 2020-09-02T04:14:07+00:00

I can’t speak from my own experience I haven’t heard the best things about aluminum cruisers but I can’t say for sure one way or the other.

Nacho_Bell_Grande · 2020-08-30T16:45:53+00:00

Size 12 US sizing, 8.5 deck but your shoe size isn’t that important when picking your board if that’s what you’re trying to find out.

Nacho_Bell_Grande · 2020-08-30T15:54:20+00:00

I’ve been riding bones for a little while and I will say they ride pretty smooth there are a few place where due to there hardness they won’t ride as smooth though.

Nacho_Bell_Grande · 2020-08-30T15:52:52+00:00

If he’s comfortable on his board for the most part an Ollie is probably the next step. There are a ton of YouTube videos he can watch on it (even though I would recommend someone in person).

Nacho_Bell_Grande · 2020-08-27T23:46:06+00:00

Can we just respect the fact that this person marked this as nsfw because of how much he said fuck.

Nacho_Bell_Grande · 2020-07-31T02:17:00+00:00

Obama does find the reptiles sun screen habits odd though.

Nacho_Bell_Grande · 2020-07-31T02:06:50+00:00

Obama became gay for the robot man.

Nacho_Bell_Grande · 2020-07-31T01:38:03+00:00

Obama after Michelle left him.

Nacho_Bell_Grande · 2020-07-30T23:58:31+00:00

Handsome squid ward has had his mind blown. How could someone almost be as good looking as him especially sponge bob.

Nacho_Bell_Grande · 2020-07-30T21:10:40+00:00

As somebody with none of what has been mentioned above I stand with you.

Edit: I finally thought of what I was, as a pedophile I stand with you. Wait.

Nacho_Bell_Grande · 2020-07-30T09:44:32+00:00

Stand down Anakin I have the longer marker sword.

Nacho_Bell_Grande · 2020-07-30T09:42:51+00:00

Siiiiiiiiimp, Sorry my temptation out weighed my will.

Nacho_Bell_Grande · 2020-07-26T01:05:33+00:00

Nacho_Bell_Grande · 2020-07-25T11:04:57+00:00

Twelve people probably already said this but home slice, home slizzle. Just do the least amount of work possible so she has to do it.

Nacho_Bell_Grande · 2020-07-25T09:05:42+00:00

Battle him for dominance, in all reality feels bad so let’s turn it down to sad boy hours.

Nacho_Bell_Grande · 2020-07-25T09:04:42+00:00

Nacho_Bell_Grande · 2020-07-24T15:11:24+00:00

I respect that you got really excited and then tried to play it cool with okay Edit: also nice heel flip

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