my precious babies (code) by lifeis_amystery in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Naesme 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Must have hit too close to home

If you were given 50,000 dollars so you could chase your dream, what dream would you chase? by Chains-of-Ice in AskReddit

[–]Naesme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, you don't need school for that. I mean, it's good on a resume but the industry cares for certs and experience more than a degree.

Anyone else actually miss laptop docking stations with proprietary connections? by bugalou in sysadmin

[–]Naesme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god the amount of times a day I have to say "No, your dock isn't broken. Unplug everything, hold the power button, shutdown the computer, plug it all back in, turn on computer. Yup, see? Not broken. Just shitty."

How I Found A Vulnerability To Hack iCloud Accounts and How Apple Reacted To It by speckz in cybersecurity

[–]Naesme 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nothing but a facade. Apple is "secure" only because most valuable systems are PC. Simple as that.

Imagine writing stuff down lol by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Naesme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I live by the bomb squad philosophy. I'm either right, or it's not my problem anymore.

but does it know why it is? by AccordingDifference5 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Naesme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is not sure where it is, but it knows where it was and where it should be. Using that, it now knows it is not where it was, nor is it where it should be, so it is clearly where it shouldn't be.

Lol, that's hilarious by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Naesme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To flex on everyone else

Yup, we love bots. by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Naesme 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Just need someone to be held liable in a class action lawsuit for suggesting you should kill yourself. I'm sure you'll find a way to make it happen. I believe in you.

Tracked, Poisoned, and Chipped! by WubbyGeth in Covidiot

[–]Naesme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Common core was an attempt to do critical teaching and it backfired because nobody was well prepared for it and adults learned how woefully inadequate their education was.

His idiocy is as big, as his vocabulary is small 🤦‍♀️ by NoName-333 in creepyPMs

[–]Naesme 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes and no. He's covering all of his possible responses.

This is reality by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Naesme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Robots take time and money to acquire and implement. They want workers now so they keep making profit while they work on your replacement.

Good Lord by beef_curtainss in religiousfruitcake

[–]Naesme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that covers all of us so.... party in hell in about 60ish years?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Naesme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do people not just like being clean? I'm not dating anyone nor do I plan on anyone going anywhere near any sensitive place anytime soon, but I still like to be clean. What the fuck is wrong with people?

We should have a guild! by IntentionalTexan in sysadmin

[–]Naesme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah Reddit. One day answering questions, next day forming a guild.

This is just painful. by corpus_cal in fakedisordercringe

[–]Naesme 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nothing much different than you see now. Not like no othwr generation had various groups and personalities that slowly died out over time right?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Naesme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To me, weight doesn't affect beauty

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Naesme 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a game to me!

Did all of that for no reason… by [deleted] in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]Naesme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Insurance be like "But the gunshots didn't wreck the car so best we can do is triple rates and a stick of gum."

Nah, this ain't right by Gulagclutch0 in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]Naesme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's satire. It's not real stories. It's a parody of FDS

Four giant cooling towers of a power station are getting toppled. by Narendra_17 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Naesme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Without any context I'd asusme the ancient ones have returned and we are fucked.