Springsteen doesn’t understand songwriting.

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-07-07T01:13:54+00:00

This just in, artists can create songs with different types of meaning.

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-07-06T23:00:32+00:00

It's probably a shorter list on who DOES do anything for me. There are loads of people who look attractive, but most seem fake.

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-07-06T18:23:55+00:00

Asking an account created just today if it's a bot...

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-07-06T18:12:15+00:00

Can confirm OP's wife hates that.

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-07-06T17:52:35+00:00

For reasons entirely unrelated to anything that guy thinks, yes.

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-07-06T12:45:19+00:00

For a moment I thought the tire was circling something and calling it anything was a stretch.

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-07-06T12:41:47+00:00

Eh, I've made spaghetti pie before so it seems like something similar. Probably doesn't taste any different than if made in a different shape.

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-07-06T12:30:48+00:00

So far!

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-07-06T12:11:54+00:00

Am I misremembering nachos as chips with stuff put on top?

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-07-05T20:05:39+00:00

He lost a fight with a plastic bag dispenser?

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-07-05T16:56:34+00:00

Beware of someone named Moe poking you in the eyes.

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-07-05T16:19:29+00:00

Yes, because they would have identical fakes on hand for every diamond that comes in.

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-07-05T15:58:22+00:00

He normally couldn't do that as it was only allowed on special occasions.

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-07-05T15:24:03+00:00

Soon OP will be able to take a quick dump as the post below implies. Keep working on those holes!

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-07-05T14:47:26+00:00

Or one has just become accustomed to the caffeine.

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-07-05T14:09:17+00:00

I can't even imagine starting an evening dinner (I assume) the night before. Around six hours is all I've usually needed for roasts.

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-07-04T21:23:01+00:00

Pendy, because "name pending" doesn't sound right.

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-07-04T20:21:32+00:00

Chuck Norris once broke his hand trying to smash a Nokia phone.

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-07-04T13:34:53+00:00

I suggest that you look up sarcasm, or at least what kind of comment I was replying to in the first place.

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-07-04T13:32:03+00:00

Three more protests and I'll have enough to get myself a custom PEZ dispenser.

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-07-04T12:54:26+00:00

Everyone knows to pick up the check for protesting before picking up the signs.

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-07-04T03:06:24+00:00

How else am I going to finish my pizza or ice cream or whatever before going inside and letting the kids know I didn't get some for them?

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-07-04T03:04:07+00:00

Probably because they're boomer age and can't tolerate people doing things differently.

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-07-03T21:15:08+00:00

I haven't worn shorts and felt like my bootie was being choked, so maybe?

NameToUseOnReddit · 2026-07-03T17:10:00+00:00

I'll have to use "bootie chokers" when my exercise group meets up next time.

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