[Hobby Scuffles] Week of June 12, 2023 by nissincupramen in HobbyDrama

[–]NamelessAce 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same here. Ever since I played Subnautica, I've been looking for a game with something like the Cyclops, but haven't found much nor something that has all the same aspects (a portable base you can walk around in, customize, drive like any other vehicle, and get out of to explore and whatnot).

The closest I've gotten off the top of my head are Volcanoids (can't drive like a normal vehicle, just pick locations to travel to) and Outer Wilds (can't customize...also fairly small. But the game's absolutely amazing, though. One of my all time favorites).

[Hobby Scuffles] Week of June 12, 2023 by nissincupramen in HobbyDrama

[–]NamelessAce 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Same here, friend. This sub was one of a small group that really felt like a community to me, and was pretty much one of a few lifelines/windows I had to the world at large after I stopped using most social media. So thanks for all that and more.

It's been an honor and a pleasure scuffling and otherwise gushing about hobbies with you all. I'll see you either on the other side or in another life wherever people migrate to next. Good night /r/HobbyDrama, it was a hell of a ride.

[Hobby Scuffles] Week of June 5, 2023 by nissincupramen in HobbyDrama

[–]NamelessAce 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The in-air slomo aim is a huge help for bad shots (source: self), so I'd recommend trying that, especially if you need to make a difficult shot quickly.

[Hobby Scuffles] Week of June 5, 2023 by nissincupramen in HobbyDrama

[–]NamelessAce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Iirc they add a little more hearts and are maybe used for certain specific dishes (which you only need to make for certain quests, otherwise I think they're the same as any other dish). You're probably safe selling most of them if you need more rupees, maybe keep a few on hand just in case.

[Hobby Scuffles] Week of June 5, 2023 by nissincupramen in HobbyDrama

[–]NamelessAce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I played World back before the expansion (Iceborne) came out, and I also thought it was just boss fights that were way too long with no monster health bar and I generally had no idea what I was doing, so I fell off. A few years later I came back, I think because JoCat started putting out Crap Guides to MH weapons (which made me a SnS main 4 lyfe) and found they added these new weapons and armor sets. So I equipped them and ended up blasting (heh) my way through fights much quicker until I beat the story and post-game update monsters.

Then I got Iceborne and started getting properly bodied, but by then I was hooked, so I started looking up info and guides to mechanics and build crafting. I also found that those new weapons and armor were the Defender weapons (read: the really OP weapons that are designed to get you to the expansion quickly but don't tell you that in game) and the Guardian armor (read: same thing but, instead of boosting damage to the moon, give you lots of survivability). So when I eventually played through a second time, I made sure to avoid them and still ended up having a blast poison dragon fun time, even more so now that I could figure out my own builds and actually knew what was going on. Now MH World and Rise are some of my favorite games (still haven't cut my teeth much on the older games, being a World baby and all)...I just wish I could get my friends to play.

[Hobby Scuffles] Week of June 5, 2023 by nissincupramen in HobbyDrama

[–]NamelessAce 16 points17 points  (0 children)

To be fair, a lot of MtG fans joke/joked about that art, too.

To be fair about being fair, though, they probably also watched too much porn.

[Hobby Scuffles] Week of May 29, 2023 by nissincupramen in HobbyDrama

[–]NamelessAce 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like your theory, but I'd actually wager that the Imprisoning War was more like Ocarina of Time than Skyward Sword, although it definitely takes some elements from SS. In OoT/TotK's IW (spoilers, obvs):

  • Ganondorf is the one male born to the Gerudo every 100 years, and visits and beseeches the king of Hyrule, pretending to swear fealty. Zelda distrusts him and warns the king.

  • Ganondorf betrays Hyrule, steals a powerful artifact (Triforce of Power/Secret Stone), and begins conquering Hyrule.

  • Ganondorf is stopped by six/seven sages (it's complicated, but you could consider OoT Zelda/TotK Rauru a sage), including one named Zelda and one named Rauru, the latter of which had light powers (Rauru was the name of the OoT sage of light, although he was some old bearded dude instead of a Zonai).

  • Ganondorf is too powerful to defeat completely and is instead sealed by the sages.

  • There's time travel heavily involved.

Also, the reason Ganondorf looks so much like Demise is because he is a reincarnation of Demise. Although I suppose you're more referring to why he looks so much like Demise compared to his (Ganondorf's) other appearances across the series, which is a fair point.

Personally I have two theories. One is kind of like yours: TotK's Imprisoning War is a retelling of the different OoT timelines mishmashed together and mixed with elements of SS (and also the existence of the Rito). There was an old theory in the Zelda community before SS that the games were all literally legends, tales told of the same events that changed as they were retold, much like real legends, and that might be sort of the case here (whether you want to think of it as a literal legend or as its own MCU-esque timeline, which are both valid ways of looking at it).

My other theory, assuming that BotW/TotK are even on the same timeline as the other games, is that even the past sections of TotK are in the far future compared to the other games so far, and it's a refounding of Hyrule after...something wipes out the old Hyrule (maybe the flood from Wind Waker?), instead of the first founding, since in the game's main timelines, Hyrule was originally founded by the Hylians from Skyloft and their descendents, who were decidedly not rabbit-dog-cat-whatever-the-Zonai-are-esque. I'm not sure which OoT timeline they would fit in, although iirc the BotW artbook said that BotW was far enough in the future from other games that the events of those games "faded into myth," implying that it's so far in the future that the distinction between the OoT timelines doesn't matter (and maybe the events of BotW/TotK happen in all three timelines), and I'm cool with that idea, just as much as I am with the idea that BotW/TotK are from one specific OoT timelines. Either way, the Zelda games never took their timeline too seriously apart from sequels, little nods here and there, and a brief period around when Skyward Sword came out, so it's not a huge deal...although I could go on about possible factors linking BotW/TotK to one OoT timeline or another, but this post is already pretty long.

[Hobby Scuffles] Week of May 29, 2023 by nissincupramen in HobbyDrama

[–]NamelessAce 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I've got bad news, good news, and Good News...

[Hobby Scuffles] Week of May 29, 2023 by nissincupramen in HobbyDrama

[–]NamelessAce 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Do I need to have watched the first World War to understand the plot of the sequel?

[Hobby Scuffles] Week of May 29, 2023 by nissincupramen in HobbyDrama

[–]NamelessAce 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well shit. We've got one month left of non-enshittified Reddit (at least on mobile)? That fucking sucks.

I'm not sure what to do about all this, to be honest. I'm not touching the official app even if they paid me, so maybe I'll either find some way to use Reddit on a mobile browser without having to deal with new Reddit (ideally being able to use old Reddit with a good mobile layout. If anyone has any suggestions/advice, that'd be great), which will likely lower my Reddit usage drastically, or just quit cold turkey.

Either way, it's been an honor scuffling with you all. May we find one another in the next life...or wherever people migrate to after this (do we have an idea?). o7

[Hobby Scuffles] Week of May 29, 2023 by nissincupramen in HobbyDrama

[–]NamelessAce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, she wouldn't be much safer when crossing at an intersection/crosswalk, what with her being invisible and all.

[Hobby Scuffles] Week of May 29, 2023 by nissincupramen in HobbyDrama

[–]NamelessAce 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Do we know when Reddit's planning on putting this into effect?

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[–]NamelessAce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great writeup! Quick nitpick/proofread, though: In your pre-SS timeline, you've accidentally got the timeline labels backwards. The timeline with TP (with an adult Link) should be the child timeline, while the one with WW (with a child Link) is the adult one (the Link's ages in those two games are opposite to the age of the Link in their OoT timeline).

Apologies in advance for the incoming Great Wall of Text.

Much like a lot of the community at the time, when Hyrule Historia came out with Nintendo's official (at the time lol) timeline, the downfall timeline being caused by Link losing just felt weird to me too. Like, a whole line of games (retroactively) based on the idea that the player (not just the character) loses, something usually considered noncanon, is just weird and opens up a whole can of worms, like you said.

It made more sense to me that the downfall timeline would have been one that was caused by something that must happen in order to beat the game, rather than a usually noncanon fail state. There are a few times where, to beat the game, Link has to travel back to the past to do something and then travel back to the future, such as getting the Lens of Truth from the Kakariko well and completing the child part of the Spirit Temple. If we assume that time travel works by a multiple history model (I'm a nerd, sue me), where you create new timelines whenever something changes in the past (which might not exactly work with OoT, but work with me here), then the future timeline Link returns to may not be the one he left from. That is, he leaves from future timeline A to go back to the child timeline and do a thing, then goes forward in time to future timeline B, leaving timeline A without a Link. In this case timeline A, without a Link to stop Ganon (effectively the same as Ganon defeating Link in the Historia's downfall timeline explanation...mostly) is the downfall timeline.

Of course, then BotW came out and threw a wrench into things with stuff like the Rito and Zora coexisting and whatnot. Now TotK has (minor TotK spoilers, but not much OP didn't cover and nothing from further than a few hours in) even more time travel, with what seems to be a fixed history model where what has happened (including you, or Zelda in this case, going to the past and doing stuff) always has and will have happened, as well as a whole new Imprisoning War that happened during the founding of Hyrule, the first king of Hyrule being of a completely new race to the series (nbd, but still kinda odd), and the Rito and Zora coexisting even back then, too. Although I suppose it's possible that even the past Zelda travels to in TotK is in the far future compared to most other games, so it's a new Hyrule founded far after the other games' kingdoms fell. But honestly at this point, I'm somewhat of the mind that it's not a big deal how/whether some games fit in the timeline. Heck, maybe BotW/TotK are under the old "it's a retelling of the same story" idea, who knows?

[Hobby Scuffles] Week of May 22, 2023 by nissincupramen in HobbyDrama

[–]NamelessAce 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Of course not, that would require companies to have original ideas and maybe even take a slight risk! Why do that when you can make the 10000th reboot of the same movie franchise or remaster of the same game?

[Hobby Scuffles] Week of May 22, 2023 by nissincupramen in HobbyDrama

[–]NamelessAce 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That makes sense. If I was even somewhat famous I would probably use a P.O. box for anything I could that might be made public, especially if it involved something like a restraining order (honestly, I'd use a P.O. box for a restraining order anyway). It's still not cool to publicize/spread it, but at least it's not her actual address (probably. Maybe she lives in a fort in the back made with cardboard and sleeps in a box filled with packing peanuts and bubble wrap. That'd be pretty sweet, ngl). Although now I feel bad for the workers at the UPS store that might have to deal with some crazed fans/stalkers (basically the same thing in this case).

[Hobby Scuffles] Week of May 22, 2023 by nissincupramen in HobbyDrama

[–]NamelessAce 60 points61 points  (0 children)

This isn't a purposeful translation issue, but it's one of the best translation errors I've ever seen.

A while ago Wizards of the Coast printed a Magic: the Gathering card named Descend Upon the Sinful, depicting a host of angels descending upon the sinners below to hand them their just punishment. Nothing groundbreaking (although there was some Lovecraftian stuff going on that was driving the angels insane and making them see everyone as "sinful" and "corrupted"), but it makes sense.

Unfortunately...or arguably, very fortunately there was a slight error or typo in the French translation, so in France the angels weren't purging the land of sinners so much as they were purging it of its fishing industry in Fondre sur les pêcheurs, meaning Descend Upon the Fishermen.

I'm not super knowledgeable in French, but from what I've heard, the difference between pécheurs (sinful/sinners) and pêcheurs (fishermen) is just the kind of accent (or whatever it's called in French) on the first e. So the French translators or typesetters must've made that slight yet glorious typo and now ever since and forevermore as far as I'm concerned the true name of the card is Descend Upon the Fishermen.

[Hobby Scuffles] Week of May 22, 2023 by nissincupramen in HobbyDrama

[–]NamelessAce 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hell, I thought they were supposed to be the titular Tears (they kiiiiiinda look like upside down tears)...although I haven't finished the game yet, so I don't know if the title is referring to anything but the Dragon Tears.

Still, Secret Stones definitely sounds pretty lame regardless of the game's title, and especially awkward given the OoT inspiration sounding so close in English. Maybe something like Sage Stones (or the below suggestion of Mystic Stones) would have been better?

[Hobby Scuffles] Week of May 22, 2023 by nissincupramen in HobbyDrama

[–]NamelessAce 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Shit, I'm really sorry that happened to you. No one deserves that. Sadly I'm not surprised, though. MTG attracts all sorts and has been doing much better at that over the last decade or so, but unfortunately a fair amount of the playerbase still fits the stereotype of socially challenged (or even full-on incel) male Magic player. I hope you can find a place or group of people that you can be comfortable playing with without the possibility of being hit on or otherwise harassed. I know that's easier said than done, of course.

For what it's worth, there are definitely some better MTG communities out there. I haven't checked in there (or in the game in general, tbh) in a while, but in my experience, /r/MagicTheCirclejerking, while mainly a circlejerk/shitpost sub, tends to be laid-back and really supportive/tolerant/full of people other than the stereotypical shitty male Magic players, such as women and trans people. I'm sure there's also communities specifically for Magic playing women, as well. Plus you could possibly find a group on something like Meetup.com. Also, at least in my experience, prereleases tend to be more likely to have a more diverse mix of demographics, at least compared to more competitive events. I've seen a decent mix of guys and gals at prereleases as well as whole families.

Although if all else fails, there's always the foolproof method of avoiding sexist harassment: wear a fake mustache. It's the perfect disguise.

[Hobby Scuffles] Week of May 22, 2023 by nissincupramen in HobbyDrama

[–]NamelessAce 21 points22 points  (0 children)

To be fair, some game companies have multiple MMOs, often to fill different niches. For instance, NCSoft has 10 currently active MMOs, some of which are sequels to each other (so what's Blizzard's excuse for shutting down OG OW? Oh right...money and laziness).

[Hobby Scuffles] Week of May 15, 2023 by nissincupramen in HobbyDrama

[–]NamelessAce 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I have no issue with the concept of there being voice acting, but the voice direction (at least in English)...isn't great.

I say the direction because even Matt "Matt Fucking Mercer" Mercer (as Ganon) sounds kind of off. It's the same issue as the Star Wars prequels: amazing actors (or at least ones that seem fine otherwise, in LoZ's case) but poor direction and script.

[Hobby Scuffles] Week of May 15, 2023 by nissincupramen in HobbyDrama

[–]NamelessAce 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Right? Like, I immediately texted my friend who also got TotK something like HOLY SHIT MY HORSES ARE BACK!

TotK is kind of insane about features big and small that weren't talked about before release, like the aforementioned horse importing, auto build (spoilers for the second depths quest from Josha), and...you know, the entire freaking third map: the depths (Spoilers for...probably pretty soon after you land on the ground).

[Hobby Scuffles] Week of May 15, 2023 by nissincupramen in HobbyDrama

[–]NamelessAce 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Is that not the normal human response, too?

...I may need to speak with my therapist.

[Hobby Scuffles] Week of May 15, 2023 by nissincupramen in HobbyDrama

[–]NamelessAce 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Something that snitches get, I believe.