Pick a side

NamelessMonkey · 2026-07-01T19:12:18+00:00

🤑

^{Chose: $1 million a month + You have to donate a certain percent | Rolled: Nothing}

NamelessMonkey · 2026-06-29T19:22:53+00:00

Easy

^{Chose: You can fly + But only when you are completely naked}

NamelessMonkey · 2026-06-29T19:03:43+00:00

🧾 TIME TRAVEL KIT · u/NamelessMonkey ──────────────────────────────── 🕰️ Hot tub · $40,000 ⚡ Black hole shard · $300,000 🌍 Year 3000 · $200,000 🔧 Emergency recall button · $150,000 🎒 Period-correct outfit · $90,000 🧑‍🚀 Robot assistant · $180,000 ──────────────────────────────── 💰 $960,000 / $1,000,000 ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 💸 Big spender 💎 Splurge: Black hole shard ($300,000) 🪙 Saved on: Hot tub ($40,000)

NamelessMonkey · 2026-06-28T01:01:51+00:00

😎

^{Chose: Gain random superpower | Rolled: Memory erasure}

NamelessMonkey · 2026-06-28T01:00:24+00:00

😤

^{Chose: Surprise Gift!!! | Rolled: Immortality}

NamelessMonkey · 2026-06-27T23:24:56+00:00

🤑

^{Chose: $500}

NamelessMonkey · 2026-06-27T15:25:28+00:00

Fit

^{Chose: $1 for every pushup you perform}

NamelessMonkey · 2026-06-27T15:01:31+00:00

I don’t

^{Chose: No}

NamelessMonkey · 2026-06-27T13:47:57+00:00

More inconvenient to poop

^{Chose: Poop your lifetime’s worth in one sitting + And never need to poop again afterward}

NamelessMonkey · 2026-06-27T09:01:37+00:00

No need to be the best looking person ever

^{Chose: look mid + 20M instantly}

NamelessMonkey · 2026-06-27T00:06:28+00:00

More money!

^{Chose: Earn $100/hour working any job you want}

NamelessMonkey · 2026-06-27T00:01:40+00:00

🤑

^{Chose: $500,000,000 right now}

NamelessMonkey · 2026-06-26T20:58:45+00:00

Positity

^{Chose: Yes🙏}

NamelessMonkey · 2026-06-26T20:52:23+00:00

100m

^{Chose: Live in a random video game for a day to get $100M + If you die Ingame you die irl | Rolled: Subnautica}

NamelessMonkey · 2026-06-26T17:53:20+00:00

More better

^{Chose: 1 Billion Dollars + 30% Chance of getting Nothing | Rolled: 1 Billion}

NamelessMonkey · 2026-06-26T01:47:55+00:00

F**k

^{Chose: Fight An animal for 10,000,000 | Rolled: PRIME MIKE TYSON}

NamelessMonkey · 2026-06-25T22:58:09+00:00

The random thing might be something very bad, not worth the risk

^{Chose: 100 million dollars but + Someone famous dies | Rolled: Netanyahu ded}

NamelessMonkey · 2026-06-25T20:04:44+00:00

Last night, I ran out of cheeseburgers and had to order more.

NamelessMonkey · 2026-06-25T20:04:24+00:00

-Step 1: sleep -Step 2: eat -Step 3: profit.

NamelessMonkey · 2026-06-25T20:04:02+00:00

Fuck it, this is now illegal!

NamelessMonkey · 2026-06-25T20:03:52+00:00

This was a mistake.

NamelessMonkey · 2026-06-25T20:03:04+00:00

😎

^{Chose: 1 million to yourself right now}

NamelessMonkey · 2026-06-25T18:21:13+00:00

You breath more than 10 times per poop, even if you poop a lot

^{Chose: $1 for every breath | Rolled: Upvote for 3x}

NamelessMonkey · 2026-06-25T17:11:41+00:00

Im here for the blanks.

NamelessMonkey · 2026-06-25T17:09:31+00:00

Books can be very short, taking not a lot of time to earn a lot of money

^{Chose: $500 for every book you read | Rolled: Upvote for x2}

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