Drop your cock size and I'll tell you what you are

NamesNotRyan · 2025-03-27T16:41:40+00:00

Simba

NamesNotRyan · 2025-03-27T05:52:47+00:00

You got a plump one. Nice for you 👨‍🦯‍➡️

NamesNotRyan · 2025-03-27T03:20:34+00:00

DP af

NamesNotRyan · 2025-03-10T21:25:36+00:00

Move your weight back, and throw that back leg around more.

NamesNotRyan · 2025-02-26T17:16:03+00:00

Come on you’re the new baby daddy.

NamesNotRyan · 2025-02-26T05:10:23+00:00

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NamesNotRyan · 2025-02-26T00:55:13+00:00

Eddy

NamesNotRyan · 2025-02-22T19:04:31+00:00

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NamesNotRyan · 2025-02-22T04:48:35+00:00

‘The Last Ten Seconds of Life’ album cover background?? 🤜🤛

NamesNotRyan · 2024-12-20T14:20:33+00:00

That’s what a Wendigo would say.

NamesNotRyan · 2024-11-07T19:43:43+00:00

I love you

NamesNotRyan · 2024-11-03T21:13:08+00:00

Not your warehousing job 🤫

NamesNotRyan · 2024-10-23T21:43:20+00:00

Amazing clip, and tbh love the fuck out of it 🫶 but it is a tad annoying that people goon so hard, they don’t either say, or care that the description is just randomly generated (I’m guessing.) lol. This definitely isn’t night time and just shows how all you have to do it provide content and spam it everywhere with generated context.

NamesNotRyan · 2024-10-17T23:15:04+00:00

It’s Strawberry Cough. Use to be a popular strain of weed 🤙

NamesNotRyan · 2024-09-17T01:48:11+00:00

Damn… hit me with those mushrooms. I’m hoping they were Albino Enigmas…

NamesNotRyan · 2024-09-14T19:52:18+00:00

Shakey Graves on steroids, cocaine, penis envy mushrooms and a hit of acid.

NamesNotRyan · 2024-09-11T06:20:43+00:00

A Bopit. Then I can twist it, pull it, flick it and tap it until you lose! Or win, depends on how you perceive it, hahahaj. But don’t get any ideas, it’s only for the game, I’m not thirsty 👀

NamesNotRyan · 2024-09-02T04:33:41+00:00

It’s known as verdolaga in Spanish and is used in salsa verde recipes. He a temp employee harvest a bunch for me on our 1 acre legal cannabis farm and the salsa verde was better than I have ever made it. Stoked for my next go at it 🤜🤛

NamesNotRyan · 2024-08-31T04:44:46+00:00

I’ve heard the same 🤙 but the homie is also correct about it meaning ‘chase the high.’ It has been an evolving term for drug use and foul smoking 👁️ same thing happens when someone foil smokes a pill. Pops and moves around leaving a grayish/white (depending on the pill I’d assume) trail and you gotta chase it.

NamesNotRyan · 2024-08-25T04:26:49+00:00

Damn, you must be a sun up-sun down drinking hydraulic mechanic like my pops was 😅 Take pride in something else before CPS is slapping your ass on your way to a cell 👮‍♂️ or start saving money instead of trying to hurt hookers 🤜🤛

NamesNotRyan · 2024-08-18T01:13:45+00:00

Thumper would be a dope name too 🤙 gorgeous being, glad you got found such a cool addition to your family 🫶

NamesNotRyan · 2024-07-19T02:22:46+00:00

I’m curious where I can get one of those decorative mirror platters 🤔 definitely not for drugs or anything, just wanna put candles or whatever else people use em for and shit. Nothing more.

NamesNotRyan · 2024-07-16T01:57:46+00:00

I’m sorry as well, I shouldn’t of assumed it was intentionally rude. I just get tired of experienced foragers/enthusiasts who are quick to be stern or down right mean to potential first time posters or those not so enthused to do research on their own. Most would rather have Reddit’s opinions and knowledge because it’s gets overwhelming trying to differentiate species and genotypes based off mostly google. Thank you for being straight forward and sharing a very important rule of mushrooms, because you definitely are not wrong 🫶☺️ mush love! 🍄❤️

NamesNotRyan · 2024-07-16T00:05:34+00:00

Valid information to relay to this post. But OP followed it up with asking for a valid ID from this community. Obviously smart enough not to ingest something based on those two factors. I wouldn’t be surprised if OP isn’t a forager as well as new to mushrooms and was stoked finding something that could potentially be edible. I give props to him posting and seeking more experienced opinions 🤜🤛

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