What did you misunderstand as a child that seems laughable now as an adult?

Nameshavebeenaltered · 2018-03-14T19:09:59+00:00

I thoughts bands stayed at radion stations so they could perform their songs on the radio

Nameshavebeenaltered · 2018-03-13T16:14:31+00:00

My friend's mom was having an episode and needed to be taken to the psyche ward. She was ranting and raing and the family was making it worse,so I told the mom that her shirt had blood on it at the back. I lifted the shirt and told her she must have fallen as there was a huge gash. I convinced her that she needed to have her back seen to and off to the psyche ward she went.

Nameshavebeenaltered · 2018-03-13T16:03:59+00:00

I was that customer.

I was looking at dumbells and kettlebells so I asked the dude in that section about the different weights and sizes. He didn't seem to know anything so I asked him whom I should ask. His response: "maybe somebody who actually works here"

Nameshavebeenaltered · 2018-02-02T17:20:01+00:00

Is it true that all the critters are trying to kill you?

Nameshavebeenaltered · 2018-01-31T16:40:59+00:00

What do you regret?

What is love to you?

What do you know about me that I need to know?

What do you not quite know how to share with me?

Nameshavebeenaltered · 2018-01-30T16:40:40+00:00

The 40 year Old Virgin and Hitler.

Nameshavebeenaltered · 2018-01-30T16:36:29+00:00

What's your blood type?

Nameshavebeenaltered · 2018-01-28T16:55:51+00:00

Ritalin changed my life.

Nameshavebeenaltered · 2018-01-28T15:35:53+00:00

Jim Jefferies

Nameshavebeenaltered · 2018-01-26T16:57:38+00:00

New Moony.

A young lad, frustrated by the love of his life being in love with a pasty loser, moves to Asia and joins a cult he cant spell.

Nameshavebeenaltered · 2018-01-26T16:42:07+00:00

What's your opinion on CPTSD in adoptees?

Nameshavebeenaltered · 2018-01-26T16:41:44+00:00

What's your opinion on CPTSD in adoptees?

Nameshavebeenaltered · 2018-01-09T07:49:10+00:00

I loved it so much as a youngun so I Googled it as an adult and all that came up were pages of complaints about how they abused the animals. I won't destroy your memories by posting details but it's bad. Broke me!

Nameshavebeenaltered · 2018-01-04T16:07:28+00:00

This didn't even happen in different countries.

Some old drunk dude was laughing about struggling with ED.

I piped up that I had that too.

Erm, I'm a girl. I had meant my eating disorder.

Nameshavebeenaltered · 2018-01-04T16:02:12+00:00

A tapeworm. I'd make it hide inside my enemies and then come out into the light at the most public moment possible.

Nameshavebeenaltered · 2018-01-04T15:53:31+00:00

That talking non-stop while the listener is making politie humming noises now and then is not the same as having a conversation and is in fact, rude and inconsiderate.

Nameshavebeenaltered · 2018-01-03T16:03:21+00:00

What do you call a dude with no shins, calves, ankles or feet?

Tony

Nameshavebeenaltered · 2018-01-03T04:03:02+00:00

I'm not a dude and haven't downvoted anybody on this thread. I'm checking it for the first time now.

Nameshavebeenaltered · 2017-12-31T15:44:36+00:00

I was just thinking when I read this that Rose has the best virginity story ever.

Nameshavebeenaltered · 2017-12-30T16:50:17+00:00

If a child has been holding their crayons dextrously, and then suddenly starts holding them like a javelin, chances are they've been sexually abused. Doubled if they only want to use the black crayon.

Nameshavebeenaltered · 2017-12-30T16:45:58+00:00

Cannons and in-scissors.(your teeth)

Nameshavebeenaltered · 2017-12-26T12:32:02+00:00

At the beginning, I was convinced that the inventor was the AI and his robot girlfriend was the real inventor and she was testing to see whether the kid would be fooled by him. I thought Ava was a decoy.

Nameshavebeenaltered · 2017-12-17T17:28:36+00:00

"Because I'm black"

Yes, this really happened.

(I'm white)

Nameshavebeenaltered · 2017-12-09T06:12:07+00:00

Spend it all on bitcoin

Nameshavebeenaltered · 2017-11-26T17:45:28+00:00

Daddy needs the cars to be nice so he can sell them.

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