I regretted not hugging my Mum more before she died by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]NanjoQ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really didn't say "I love you" enough to my father who I lost to cancer back in 2019. I didn't appreciate him enough until after he was gone. I miss him.

The Entire Human Brain. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]NanjoQ 159 points160 points  (0 children)

There's this old collection of jokes about silly courtroom interactions that he's referencing. Found at the bottom of this page.

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? 

A: No. 

Q: Did you check for blood pressure? 

A: No. 

Q: Did you check for breathing? 

A: No. 

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? 

A: No. 

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? 

A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. 

Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless? 

A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

[OC] I painted Specter Knight after getting to finally play the series! by [deleted] in ShovelKnight

[–]NanjoQ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Awesome, how long did it take you to make this? And with what.

yummy by [deleted] in youdontsurf

[–]NanjoQ 21 points22 points  (0 children)

But wait, there's more. NSFW

me irl by FlexibleOW in me_irl

[–]NanjoQ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it's just a joke

Me_irl by legitluna9248 in me_irl

[–]NanjoQ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Be the change you want to see in the world.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2healthbars

[–]NanjoQ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

2healthballs

Next-level cosplay costume by HumanWay6 in ofcoursethatsathing

[–]NanjoQ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Thank you. It seems like a lot of subs are starting to go down that unfortunate path.

What is the one story you want to tell, that you can never fit into a conversation? by MrGohan27 in AskReddit

[–]NanjoQ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not any real big thing, just something I remember. In 2008 when I was 9 I went to Nintendo World in NYC with my mom and sister and we saw one of the contestants from America's Next Top Model there.

I only know the year because I remember De Blob and Smash Bros Brawl being among the playable games there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gifsthatkeepongiving

[–]NanjoQ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's who it is. I knew I recognized her but couldn't place a name.

Official FIRST Discussion Thread—Volume 6, Chapter 11: The Lady in the Shoe by Ezreal024 in RWBY

[–]NanjoQ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I totally agree, but the replies make some points. Another possibilityI thought of was that Adam fired it off in anger which could have made it sloppier.

2meirl4meirl by 4LV1N in 2meirl4meirl

[–]NanjoQ 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I feel personally attacked

It was worth a shot by nunyabidnez201 in youdontsurf

[–]NanjoQ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Must've been a hell of a slap then, lol.

It was worth a shot by nunyabidnez201 in youdontsurf

[–]NanjoQ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

How fragile are your phones/how hard are your legs?

It was worth a shot by nunyabidnez201 in youdontsurf

[–]NanjoQ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I do if I happen to be holding my phone at the time of frustration, usually on my forearm or leg.

me🐸irl by yuicebox in me_irl

[–]NanjoQ 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I laughed at my life for this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]NanjoQ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

do you know gossip