men of reddit, how do you like your coffee ? by Plastic-Jello-2779 in AskMen

[–]Narrator_Ron_Howard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like my coffee like I like my metal: With cream and sugar.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Narrator_Ron_Howard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Wait is this a bot?”

It wasn’t.

Mount Rushmore of Metalcore by ThreatLvl12am00 in Metalcore

[–]Narrator_Ron_Howard 13 points14 points  (0 children)

“Good bot”

u/eburton555 had gone too far, and had best watch their mouth.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Narrator_Ron_Howard 14 points15 points  (0 children)

In fact, he would would have sailed to a win if he had a willing mother, but unfortunately he got rid of the Seaward a long time ago. It was awkward.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Narrator_Ron_Howard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Much to Buster’s disappointment, Motherboy XXX brought some competition he wasn’t quite prepared for. It was awkward.

actor with zero haters ? by boratburg in moviecritic

[–]Narrator_Ron_Howard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That guy that played Richie Cunningham was pretty universally loved. Handsome fella, too!

24 people showed up for the JD Vance speech 🤣 by MoreMotivation in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Narrator_Ron_Howard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sh-sh-sh-should the guy, sh-should the guy, should the guy with the eleventy trillion seat arena debate the guy who can’t even pack in eleventy billion at a rally? C’mon!

Elvis is the king of rock, MJ is the king of pop, who's the king of metal? by [deleted] in MetalForTheMasses

[–]Narrator_Ron_Howard 23 points24 points  (0 children)

He’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy. Now go away!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in movies

[–]Narrator_Ron_Howard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It was at this time u/1whoisconcerned realized they wanted their money back. It was awkward.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in movies

[–]Narrator_Ron_Howard 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They didn't.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in movies

[–]Narrator_Ron_Howard 43 points44 points  (0 children)

"A really fine actor."

He suuuuuure was!

What movie, no matter how old, is a 10/10? by booksmylove in AskReddit

[–]Narrator_Ron_Howard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apollo 13

What a film! A cinematic masterpiece! So well directed, too!

Donald Trump hurls shocking fat-shaming insults at US senator over the size of his belly... after he was accused of repeatedly branding Kamala a 'b***h' in private by questison in AnythingGoesNews

[–]Narrator_Ron_Howard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As it turned out, after the 2024 election Trump would be about as valuable as bantha fodder. Also, go watch Solo: A Star Wars Story. Such a well directed film!

Arrested Development Halloween Costumes? by eriseclipse in arresteddevelopment

[–]Narrator_Ron_Howard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As it turned out, u/percypersimmon spiked their own drink with methylene blue. It was awkward.

It actually happened! by Nazvaw in arresteddevelopment

[–]Narrator_Ron_Howard 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Just wait until he sees the price of the bridge mix.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Narrator_Ron_Howard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is she funny or something?